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The Frozen Chosen

Michael Chabon Thaws an Alternate Promised Land

By John Hood

Michael Chabon. Photo by Stephanie Rausser

Imagine, if you will, that there was no state of Israel. Not now. Not ever. And certainly not after 1948. Instead the Jews were given a sliver of the Alaskan panhandle called the Sitka District and told to call it a homeland.

The added catch: After 60 years said sliver would revert back to the United States, and its residents left to fend for themselves.

Such was part of a proposal put forth by then-Secretary of the Interior Harold Ickes back when Hitler was running rampant in the world. Okay, so there wouldn’t be an expiration date, but it damn sure would be a place where the displaced Jews of the world could live free of persecution.

Or would’ve been, anyway, had not American xenophobia and a little thing called World War II colluded to kill the idea.

In Michael Chabon’s The Yiddish Policemen’s Union (HarperCollins, $26.95), the above-mentioned fairy tale comes to life and gives the Jews a whole new promise, not to mention a whole new Promised Land.

The land of the Frozen Chosen.

Of course Chabon’s not content merely to create a speculative city on a tundric hill and imaginarily save untold thousands of lives. We’re talkin’ ’bout the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay here, one of the Wonder Boys, who not only revealed The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, but went deeply serial with “The Gentleman of the Road” and spectacularly animated in, ahem, Spiderman 2.

In other words: a wordslinger to whom genre is just another term for everything to encompass. Union is no exception. In fact, future generations might make of it a rule. Equal parts noir, fantasy, high lit, it’s the kinda hard-boiled alt-history modern storytellers would write if they weren’t so afraid of being left outta their pigeon holes.

And what a story is told: Like all good noir, it begins with murder and is propelled by mystery. In this instance it’s a junkie chessman who’s dead and a bottom-dwelling detective who’s not so hot on the case. Compounding the confoundedness of it all is the pending Reversion, when now swingin’ Sitka is set to go back to the indigenous Alaskans, and a menace of Orthodox gangsters called the Verbovers.

Yes, there’s a dame, and, yes, there’s intrigue and subterfuge and dramatics galore. Mostly though, it’s a high-stakes game of check and mate where the very fate of a people lies in the moves of a master crafter. It’s epic, it’s preposterous and it’s dynamite. Kinda like life. And that we’ve come to expect so much from Chabon doesn’t at all mean we’re not always terrifically surprised by his muchness.

Read him and reap.

Michael Chabon reads from The Yiddish Policemen’s Union at 8 p.m. Friday at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. Admission is free. Call 305-442-4408.

Comments? E-mail letters@miamisunpost.com. Hood is online at www.therealjohnhood.com.

 

 

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