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Predicting the future is never easy, especially when it comes to hurricanes. Predicting how hurricane forecasting will measure up in the future is a tricky task as well.

 

Lights, Camera, Action

Tired of being bested by the likes of New Orleans, come July 1 the Sunshine State plans to sweeten the pot for anyone wishing to direct a movie or TV show here.

 

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Florida

They say they’re here to help reduce your insurance premiums. Problem is, there’s no way their claims can be authenticated.

 

Miami

The decision is made: Johnny Winton is out; Marc Sarnoff is in. And the Miami City Commission prepares to chew the fat about Miami 21.

 

Miami Beach

Mayor David Dermer has a new referendum up his sleeve. Will anyone on the Miami Beach City Commission dare vote against placing it on the ballot?

 

Miami Shores

With property tax cuts on the horizon statewide, village officials eye a new source of revenue.


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Gobbled Up

The kitten that has a few folks up in arms.

The critically acclaimed Pacific Time restaurant died last week, at age 14, from a combination of high rent and dining apathy, said the venue’s owner, Jonathan Eismann. “We had a great 14-year run and we were the icon of Miami Beach restaurants for years and years,” Eismann said.

Indeed, during a visit last Thursday to an already shut-down Pacific Time at 915 Lincoln Road, Murmurs could not help but notice a glass enclosure where all of the Pan-Asian seafood restaurant’s accolades from the media and dining critics were displayed. According to a manager, Pacific Time closed down on Tuesday, June 19. A very slow summer “off-season” was the nail in Pacific Time’s coffin. “I decided last week that that’s what needed to happen,” Eismann said.

When he opened in 1993, the rents were cheap and the crowds “more artsy and a lot higher end.” Now there is a “much more casual mainstream clientele” and the rents are way higher. “Since I opened up, the [rents] went up by more than 500 percent.” Eismann hopes to relocate to the Design District, where the rents are lower and, he says, the people more appreciative of fine dining. Whether or not the new restaurant will be a resurrected Pacific Time remains to be determined.

News of Pacific Time’s closure was greeted with shock by fellow restaurant operators on the Road.

No way! It’s impossible,” said David Aguilar, general manager of Sibilla Ristorante at 833 Lincoln Road.

“Wow, I can’t believe that,” Julian Gianatiempo, the manager of Paninoteca, said.

The Sterling Building, Inc., owned by Sam Herzberg, is Pacific Time’s now former landlord. No one from Sterling Building, Inc. could be reached by Murmurs by early deadline. However, rents all over Lincoln Road have been skyrocketing ever since renovation work was completed back in ’98.

“We were paying last year $22,000 a month,” said Aguilar, whose restaurant is one of 154 run by the Sibilla by Bice chain. “Now we pay $37,000 a month.”

Higher costs are also influencing Paninoteca’s future plans. In a few months, Paninoteca, a cramped shop at 809 Lincoln Road that serves gourmet sandwiches, salads and entrées, plus beer and wine, will be renovating and adding a full bar. “We are going to make room,” Gianatiempo declared. Customers have been asking for harder liquor, especially at night, he said, and liquor is where the money’s at, though he added that business was already good.

Incidentally, another high-profile restaurant has bitten the dust. Though opening on Lincoln Road only recently, the New York-based Cafeteria came into existence with much fanfare when it renovated an old Cadillac dealership space at 546 Lincoln Road (including revealing the old 1920s façade). Yet food reviews were less than complimentary and customers often complained of the high prices. Another blow: Following fierce opposition from nearby residents, the city’s Planning Board revoked permission for the eatery to use its third-floor roof lobby. After Memorial Day weekend, Cafeteria shut down. Calls to management for the Cafeteria restaurant in New York were greeted with a “No, the owners don’t want to talk to you” remark and a swift hang-up. A sign on the South Beach location’s door stated: “Cafeteria Restaurant Has Closed Business. For any information or inquiries except lease information please call Mr. Richard Diaz, assistant trustee…. For lease/space information please call Chariff Realty….” Calls to Chariff Realty were not returned. However, Richard Diaz, the court-appointed trustee, did provide what details he could, informing Murmurs that a judge ensured that at least most of the employees were paid through Memorial Day weekend, though there was a long line of creditors. Cafeteria, as operated by Vice President Mark Thomas Amadei, went from Chapter 11, basically a corporate reorganization, to Chapter 7, bankruptcy.

“I knew like two years ago that [Cafeteria] was going to close,” Sibilla’s Aguilar said. “They didn’t have a good concept.”

Does a Bear…

On Tuesday, June 19, an extension of Bear Smirnoff’s arraignment date was entered on his behalf because his pretrial conferences continued beyond its originally scheduled date, according to the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office records.

Smirnoff is the name-changing park-goer who called Miami Beach Police and was subsequently arrested in Pine Tree Park last month, charged with two felony counts of illegally recording someone without consent.

By all reports, Smirnoff’s claim of someone wielding a shotgun in the park was probably an example of miscommunication between police dispatchers and Smirnoff.

Arrested as Bear Smirnoffi (one of eight aliases listed in county documents in conjunction with his name), he was hauled back to jail soon after his release, when his bond was revoked, reportedly because he provided false information in regard to his finances. County records show he legally changed his name from Marc Bryant Reidler to Bear Smirnoff in 1992.

Soon after this paper ran a story on the events taking place at the park, a mysterious four-page fax was transmitted to the SunPost office, included what appears to be e-mail correspondence between Smirnoff and Responsible Dog Owners of Miami Beach President Lucia Greer, about an e-mail allegedly broadcast by Greer, alerting all dog owners that “The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city.” Further pages apparently illustrate Smirnoff’s response to that e-mail: “This is not normal behavior,” referring to the “apocalyptic e-mail,” and ending it with wishes for “great success, hopefully lifting your standards and not just poop bags….”

Lucia Greer says the e-mails are another communication misfire. “That e-mail was a joke,” she told Murmurs, and that there was a crucial missing image, depicting a kitten whose alleged involvement might have led to the confusion.

The fax, addressed to the SunPost article’s author, was signed on a handwritten cover sheet: “From Sminoff [sic]. 5 pages. Thank you!” A typo? A hoax? A missing page that explains everything from what the fax is about to why dropped toast always lands peanut butter-side down? The SunPost staff remains baffled.

Smirnoff’s new arraignment date is scheduled for Thursday, June 28 at 9 a.m. No attorney has been entered into the public record, and a public defender has not yet been identified.

Another View

To some, the Miami Herald’s sudden fascination with the questionable way the city of Miami runs its affordable housing program gives optimism that the daily paper, now that it’s under the McClatchy Newspapers wing, has become a crusading watchdog against government mismanagement. To others, the latest round of “House of Lies” articles targeting Miami officials, particularly Community Development Director Barbara Gomez, is just plain yellow journalism. “Some of us know that Miami Herald [sic] is not providing all of the facts. And half truths then become a vehicle for vicious tabloid [sic],” stated an e-mail message signed by “MTA, artist.” “And so I draw a picture of what some of us believe is happening today (see attached). Any comments are welcomed.”

The drawing: a depiction of three Miami Herald reporters as hovering angels, “praying” (or preying) as Gomez is cooked alive in a stew pot. So what do you think? Like MTA said, any comments are welcome.

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Dying Harder and Harder

 

Murmurs
They said it wasn’t possible. But all good things must come to an end: The Obituary of Pacific Time. Oh yeah, and Cafeteria is dead, too.

 

The 411

Scenario: You’re hanging at the Forge and Dennis Rodman starts putting the moves on you. What do you do? And behold, the rising star of DJ Irie.

 

Wakefield

For years, employees of Miami’s Capital Improvements department worked very hard. Unfortunately for taxpayers, their labor was not for the city. So what were their superiors doing all this time?

 

Art

What is the future of Wynwood now that it isn’t as attractive a place to build up as it used to be? To get an idea, Michelle Weinberg poses the question to artists who live and work in the neighborhood. Their answers are varied.

 

Groundwork

How much is that high-rise condo on the waterfront? Plus: Realtors enlist the U.S. Postal Service to get their faces out.

 

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