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Homeowners United

Leaders of various Miami Beach homeowners associations discuss ways to unite. The upcoming election has a little something to do with it.

 

Civics Lesson

A critic of her Imperial Vietnamese majesty’s credentials enlists the aid of the Florida Attorney General’s office to gain access to the Bass Museum’s public records.

 

Rock the House

Two Miami Beach candidates gain lots of attention by hiring two bulldozers to ram into a historically designated coral rock house they happen to own. Oh yes, historic preservation fans, that coral rock house.

 

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Miami

The city that never sleeps (New York) recently clamped down on commotion with a noise ordinance, but here in Coconut Grove residents say they continue to be inundated by boisterous Cocowalk patrons. Still, some creative lawyering and a narrow zoning board decision protect a club owner from the wrath of frustrated homeowners.

 

Miami Beach

The subject of ethics is heading for the November ballot, giving one candidate the ideal political environment to ambush his incumbent opponent.

 

Surfside

Few words scare property owners and developers like “building moratorium.” Well, they’ll likely be saying those words a lot in this seaside town.

 

Bay Harbor Islands

A scaled back parking garage scheme does not mean a scaled back fee from its consultant and designer.

 


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I Remember Papa

Lucette Lagnado Looks Back in Wonder

By John Hood

Leon Lagnado was a character straight outta storybook. Gamesman, boulevardier, bon vivant and, yes, man of many women — these days he might be considered a player. It is even rumored that he bedded Om Kalsoum, the Nightingale of the Nile, known to her many fans simply as al-Sitt, The Lady. Though, ever the gentleman, he never would tell.

To the French, the British, the Australians, the Egyptians and whoever else found themselves astir in colonial Cairo, he was called simply The Captain. A cross between Cary Grant and Omar Sharif had they Bogie’s Rick Blaine to thank for their acumen, he swung the streets of the old city as if they were his and his alone, which, in fact, they were, if not in fact, then at least in spirit.

It’s a spirit that’s reverently immortalized in Lucette Lagnado’s The Man in the White Sharkskin Suit: My Family’s Exodus From Old Cairo to the New World (Ecco, $25.95), a memoir haunted by the man she called Dad.

Dad was a card all right. A Jew of Syrian descent, he always carried himself as if he inhabited the best of all possible worlds. It was a bearing that would help him each morning at shul (he was decidedly devout), as well as at table with King Farouk (both were inveterate gamblers), and in business, be it at “the Bourse,” or among the many back alley merchants he supplied with hard-to-get wartime items. He held court, and, in his own inimitable way, he held sway, at a time when all markets were gray.

But wars have a way of ending, and with them generally end their markets. After World War II was over and the colonial keepers had fled back to their respective homelands, Leon Lagnado lost much of the hustle that had made him. Worse, a not-so-nice guy named Nasser had led his henchmen to power, and the King and his cronies were ceremoniously kicked outta the country.

As were the Jews, though the boot they got came with neither fanfare nor ceremony. Now with family, and with fewer and fewer friends, Leon reluctantly relinquished everything he owned and led his brood to America.

Lagnado gets to the heart of the modern exodus in a way only those who lived it can — the hurt, the heartbreak and the consequence of callous power. More, though, she gives us the heroics of a family — and a people — heaven-bent on being, obstacles be damned.

And, yes, she gives us Old Cairo: the wide Malaka Nazli (Queen Nazli Street) where she was born; Groppi’s, “[p]art pastry-shop, part paradise, a favorite of kings, colonialists and privileged Cairenes”; the action on the terrace of the hundred-year-old Shepheard’s Hotel; the deals made in the dark bar of the Nile Hilton. That it all occurs in “the land of prophets and mystics … the birthplace of Moses, the home of Maimonides, the city where Jeremiah, the mournful prophet, and Elijah, the immortal one, were known to have sojourned,” only makes the shade that much more illuminating.

Last month Lagnado, whose stellar work with The Wall Street Journal has earned her numerous awards, returned to the city of her birth, where fewer than a hundred of the original 80,000 Jews remain. Groppi’s was still there, but a barren ghost of its former self; Queen Nazli Street had long ago been renamed for Ramses; and Cairo was now a rather poor city of some 16 million. Still, she came to an awakening:

“Groppi’s, Queen Nazli Street, Cairo — they hadn’t simply been places, but a state of mind. They were home — filled with mercy and compassion, tenderness and grace, those qualities that make and keep us human.”

So, too, the memory that is The Man in the White Sharkskin Suit.

Lucette Lagnado reads from The Man in the White Sharkskin Suit 8 p.m. Tuesday at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. For more information call 305-442-4408. Comments?

Hood is online at www.therealjohnhood.com.

Comments? E-mail letters@miamisunpost.com.

 

 

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Murmurs

The campaign reports are in: Marvel at the varying account sizes of Miami Beach’s City Commission candidates. Too bad none of that green will flow to the Wallflower Gallery across Biscayne Bay.

 

Wakefield

Rebecca Wakefield thinks she can get you to vote by creating a bunch of wacky events.

 

Art

Pop may be timeless, but Alfredo Triff thinks Die Young Stay Pretty has some growing up to do.

 

Chow

Giant meatballs? Check. Cannoli to die for? Check. Who needs Little Italy when there’s Randazzo’s?

 

Groundwork

You’re a developer. You plan to knock down a landmark hotel and build three brand-new shiny high-rises where it once stood. But there’s all this — stuff. What do you do? Answer: Hold a crazy public auction.

 

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