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Campaign Cash

The coffers of Miami Beach may be drying up, but the campaign accounts of those who want to run that city are still growing.

 

Budget Slashing

Tax relief from Tallahassee spells less money for cities like Miami Beach. That means fewer employees, reduced service and some hard decisions.

 

No Fishing

A landmark pier in Sunny Isles Beach has been around since the days of FDR. But damage from Hurricane Wilma forced city officials to close it down. Meanwhile its owner wants nothing more to do with it.

 

Receding Waterfront

Sasaki Associates has a plan to create more green space by tearing down a bunch of buildings. However, one city of Miami board thinks plenty more work needs to be done.

 

News

 

Miami Beach

Conflicts surrounding a dog park and a police substation are resolved peacefully, while a recently opened transitional housing facility gets high marks from at least one resident.

 

Sunny Isles Beach

A residential neighborhood will soon leave the era of septic tanks and enter the age of sewer systems. It will cost them.

 

Coral Gables

Rejoice Gables residents: If you live in a certain area, you shall be allowed to use metal roofs. As for accordion-style storm shutters, well…

 

Bay Harbor Islands

Town Council: Parking garages are just not OK in residential areas.

 

Surfside

So sayeth the new government: It’s time to get tougher on code enforcement.


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Murmurs                                                        

Bye-Bye Rebate

Apparently this circa-1950s ceiling mural did not fit with Macy’s design plans.

Miami Beach City Manager Jorge Gonzalez has his work cut out for him. Thanks to the mandated property tax cuts up in Tallahassee, Gonzalez was forced to recommend more than $27 million in cuts for the proposed budget. Many of those cuts have been made, though Gonzalez is still struggling with how to address a gap as high as $5.4 million that “will have service impacts to a less or greater extent.” (Check out this issue for a feature that details this struggle written by Angie Hargot.)

However, there is one recommended slash that was made right in the first round: the $4.9 million revenue stream for the Homeowners Dividend Fund. Proposed by Mayor David Dermer, the purpose of the fund was to give homeowners who claim Miami Beach as their homesteaded residence a chance to share in all the prosperity of this multibillion-dollar sandbar. Two years ago, 16,000 qualified homeowners received a check for $200; last year they got a check for $300. It was also a way of giving some relief from the high property tax assessments. But Murmurs guesses that with the Tallahassee measures giving Miami-Dade homeowners $202 million in tax breaks and taking away about $132 million from affected cities in this county (according to state records), city officials figured that money would be better used for other things — like paying for services desired and needed by the Beach’s residents, businesses and visitors.

Mural Heck

There will be a big shindig at Macy’s South Beach, located on Meridian Avenue and 17th Street near Lincoln Road, in celebration of the department store’s reopening after months of renovations (as well as two fires that were sparked as a result of said renovations) on Saturday, Aug. 4. As part of the festivities for an earlier invitation-only event on Aug. 2 (ha-ha, Murmurs got one), complimentary food items prepared by Govind Armstrong of Table 8 will be distributed by tray-carrying butlers, informed Carrie Hall, public relations coordinator of Macy’s Florida.

But there can’t be a proper celebration on South Beach without the unveiling of a piece of art done by Romero Britto, a Brazilian artist fond of creating happy abstract works (be they paintings, mosaics, sculptures or ties) with really bright colors. “Romero Britto has created a beautiful, commemorative painting titled ‘Macy's Celebration,’ which he will personally present at a private in-store dedication event…,” Hall’s release stated.

This of course got Murmurs curious about the fate of another mural in the Macy’s space that was painted on the ceiling when the store originally opened (as a Burdines) in 1953. Hearing that Macy’s intended to get rid of the ceiling mural, the Miami Design Preservation League launched an e-mail campaign on its Web site, www.mdpl.org, urging people to tell Macy’s executives to leave it alone. That message has since been removed from the site, and Scott Timm, director of MDPL’s programs and outreach, is pretty sure that mural has been covered up. “It was very South Beach, particularly in the ’50s,” he told Murmurs of the artwork, adding that he’d miss having it there. (When questioned by Murmurs, Hall was unaware of the old mural’s existence, much less its fate.) When Murmurs peered through the construction fence-obstructed front door to Macy’s South Beach on deadline, the dancing crabs, starfish and shell motif appearted to have been covered by a coat of new beige paint.

Timm says he tried to find out who had painted the original mural, even going through old newspaper articles about Burdines and a book detailing the store’s history, to no avail. He speculates that someone from Burdines’ own design department may have been assigned the decorative task way back when. But even though his research into the artist’s identity hit a “dead end,” Timm is quite sure the mural was there from the beginning.

 

Client Corrections

 

Ahoy there mateys! Smythe the Caricature Pirate here! Recruited by the SunPost sales staff to shanghai a corner of Murmurs to bring you landlubbers the, ahem, a drumroll, please … SunPost Best of 2007: Best of Our Clients’ Corrections!

Arrrrr!

With the hundreds and thousands of awards given in this year’s Best of, especially in the advertorial supplement portion, there were bound to be a few mistakes made. So I be called to take care of matters. I intended to get the writers who made the dreadful blunders to walk the plank into the shark-infested waters at the end of Newport Fishing Pier, but then these scurvy dog lawyers informed me this would be against the Geneva Convention. Arrrr! Attorneys! Always be ruinin’ me fun. But being a pirate, I kidnapped the freelancers anyway, tying them up and throwing them in the back of me van. But when I drove up I found out that Newport Pier had been closed down by city building officials. Building officials! Always be ruinin’ me fun. Arrr!

So I be doin’ the next best thing: listin’ the corrections below. So take a gander at these corrections and be sure to check out the SunPost’s Best of 2007 list in all its glory at miamisunpost.com. Just be clickin’ the icon of the blonde wench with a parrot on her shoulder and it will take you right to some of me best work (I wrote the introductions).

Arrrrr!

 

City Life: Best of Our Clients

The correct award for Chop Shop Barbershop is Best Urban Barber Shop in Miami.

The correct award for American Friends of Magen David Adom should have been Best Way to Support Israeli Safety.

The correct phone number for Larry’s Service Center, recipient of Best Beach Auto Repair Shop, is 305-673-2770.

 

Shopping: Best of Our Clients

The correct full name for the recipient of Best International Beauty Brands is

GBS - The Beauty Store, they have five South Florida locations and can be reached at 1-800-565-3233 or online at www.gbsbeauty.com.

The correct full name for the recipient of Best Experience in Adult Entertainment is Déjà Vu Love Boutique.

The correct award for beau living is Best Custom-Designed Furniture on Biscayne Corridor

The correct award for Supermattress Warehouse is Best Mattress Selection in Miami.

The correct full name of the recipient of Best Place to Buy Doors is Centeno Doors & More.

 

Dining: Best of Our Clients

The correct award for Jerry’s Deli is Best Deli.

 

Home & Design: Best of Our Clients

The award for Best Window Treatments should have gone to Oceanview Shades and Drapery, which is owned by Lynn Sampson. The correct Web site is www.oceanviewshades.com. The address and phone number originally listed are correct.

Jennifer Brilliant’s listing required several corrections, so we are rerunning it in full with the correct information:

Best Surfside and Miami Beach Specialist

Jennifer Brilliant, Keller Williams Miami Beach Realty

Jennifer Brilliant believes in Surfside and Miami Beach. She is known for providing outstanding customer service and also for her local market knowledge and attention to detail. Her goal in every transaction is to exceed the expectations of her client. Jennifer also has access to the latest technologies and market research to help her find solutions tailored to her clients’ needs. Whether you are looking to buy, sell, or rent, Jennifer can help you achieve your real estate goals. Location: 1680 Meridian Ave., Miami Beach. Phone: 305-389-0220. E-mail: JenBrilliant@kw.com Web site: www.BrilliantMiamiRealEstate.com.

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Art

A Busy Summer

 

Editorial

Charlie Crist proclaims his desire to have an environmental government but the state Legislature fails to give cities the incentives they need to follow suit. How’s that for irony?

 

Murmurs

Macy’s Miami Beach will soon reopen, but without that mural of dancing crabs. There will be a Romero Britto painting, though. And Smythe the Caricature Pirate returns as the emissary of the SunPost sales force.

 

The 411

B.E.D. has at last been put to bed, and there’s something funky about Funkshion.

 

Bound

Finally, a Web site truly obsessed with writers and books on and in Florida. John Hood speaks to its Miami-based creator.

 

Best of 2007 Party

A bunch of people showed up for the SunPost’s Best of 2007 party last week at Gemma. Here are their pictures.

 

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