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Wash down your skewers of meat with a
Grimpa mojito. Photo by Martin Morcillo |
To most of us, the word rodizio
means “come hungry.” The literal translation of the
Brazilian word is continual service. But to those with a
hearty appetite and a love of meat, come hungry is the
better description.
A tasty
example is Grimpa. This brand-new addition to the Mary
Brickell Village area of Miami combines the Brazilian
rodizio and the upscale steak house. The result: a sleek and
stylish two-story restaurant with blond woods, walls of
windows, handsome chandeliers, a crystal wine cellar that
boasts more than 500 international labels and a glass
staircase leading up past a Britto painting to a smaller
dining area above. And more than 14 different cuts of beef,
pork, chicken, lamb and fish.
Did you
think come hungry was a come on? In a rodizio, servers walk
the room, brandishing swords that skewer everything from
prime rib to lamb chops. Your plate is empty? They slice off
some meat for you. Your plate is full, they still slice off
some meat for you. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
When you’re
first seated at Grimpa, you’re brought a basket of tasty
cheese bread while a skilled and schooled waiter explains
the rodizio concept. The two-sided disk by your plate has a
green side that means, “I want more” and a red side that
means, “Stop. I need a break.” The servers totally disregard
the disk, offering their selections as if they were working
on commission. But they do ask before they slice you more
rib eye.
Again, I’m
ahead of myself. Because before the meat parade begins, you
must first go to the salad bar and hot buffet. Central to
the room, the salad bar is more than iceberg and garbanzos.
Here you’ll find Caesar salads, Waldorf salads, three-bean
salads, gravlax, pâté au poivre, hearts of palm, caprese,
red and yellow peppers. The list goes on. Behind the salad
bar is a hot buffet offering black bean soup, vegetable
soup, white rice, gratinée vegetables and garlicky mashed
potatoes. Be careful. These are just to pique your appetite
for the meal to come (unless you want only a salad bar lunch
or dinner for $19.50).
At this
point the gaúchos, with their meat-skewered swords held
high, begin their approach. It’s important to note that
these men are not merely slice-and-servers. They describe
the meats too, explaining the difference between tenderloin
and rib eye. Although they slide most of the portions from
the sword onto your plate for you, you will get to
participate in taking some slices from larger cuts by
grabbing the meat with the tongs provided beside your plate.
It’s fun — kind of like food art. Kids will get a kick out
of it (ages 6 to 12 are charged $18).
OK, so what
does Grimpa serve? There’s prime rib three ways: as ancho
steak, chorizo steak and ribs. Picanha is Brazil’s most
noted barbecue cut. We call it prime sirloin. Top sirloin is
roasted whole on a spit, tenderizing it. Flank steak is rich
in flavor, as are the tenderloin and the boneless rib eye.
Lamb chops and shank are spectacular. Meat is sliced from
beef ribs at the table. Slabs of pork ribs are slow cooked.
Grilled salmon is a healthy alternative and the boneless
chicken is the tastiest we can remember. Every cut was rich,
juicy and tender. All are simply prepared, seasoned with
salt — although the salting was particularly heavy on a few
of the cuts — and grilled over charcoal.
Servers
without skewers also will visit your table. They have your
side dishes: the OK french fries, terrific fried polenta,
yucca flour (an acquired taste) and fabulous fried bananas.
A steak house without a baked potato? Believe me, you won’t
miss it.
Desserts
are not included in the rodizio, but Grimpa has plenty to
choose from. The Apple Crumb À La Mode ($10) with its diced
apples and crisp topping was delicious. The Key Lime Pie
($8) was nicely tart. We’re hoping someone forgot to put the
sugar in the Grimpa Special ($9) — a guava soufflé with
catupiry cheese — because it was more of a punishment than a
pleasure. But the Chocolate Petit Gâteau ($10) minicake with
its creamy interior and chocolate ganache made up for it.
Many of the
meat selections, as well as the fish and chicken, may be
ordered as à la carte dinners. But that’s only if you didn’t
believe my definition of rodizio: come hungry. After all,
how can you say no to someone holding a sword?
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Grimpa Steakhouse
ADDRESS: 901 S. Miami Ave., Miami
PHONE: 305-455-4757
HOURS: Lunch Monday through Friday 11:30 a.m. to 3
p.m., Saturday 11:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.; dinner Monday
through Thursday 5 p.m. to 11 p.m., Friday and
Saturday to Midnight. Sunday lunch and dinner noon
to 10 p.m.
RESERVATIONS: Strongly suggested
FOOD: Steak House
SERVICE: Excellent
PRICES: Rodizio $39.50
WINES: Impressive assortment of domestic and
international labels
ATMOSPHERE: Sleek and stylish
CREDIT CARDS: All |