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 August 28, 08

Zippy Rides Again! (Sort Of)

 

Haven Kimmel Pours Some Iodine on the Wounded

 

By John Hood

 

It’s been seven years since Haven Kimmel broke into the Best Book lists with her startlingly frank and outwardly funny memoir, A Girl Named Zippy. In that time there’s been a three-piece of place (the novels The Solace of Leaving Early, Something Rising [Light and Swift] and The Used World), a second look back (She Got up off the Couch), a book for swift kids (Orville: A Dog Story) and a retelling of Revelation for the hard-cover companion to the über-hip online belief-sheet Killing the Buddha.

 

And as if those weren’t already more than many writers write in a lifetime, she’s now unleashed Iodine (Free Press $24), a novel that reads like the result of all of the above — through the eyes of a stalker.

Okay, not quite. But the dame at the center of the story is oddly stalkable (and duly stalked), even as she too is kinda on the stalk.

But I aggress. Before we core it’s necessary to know who’s holding the knife, which in this case seems to be two keen women, each inhabiting the same body.

 

One is Iaanthe Covington, a name stolen from a gravestone and used to hide behind in a Midwestern campus full of prying eyes. In lesser hands, the tag would be terribly difficult to live up to — or to live down. But Kimmel isn’t a lesser hand at anything. And neither is this overlayered Gothette with Jet Grape hair and lips, who’s got a mind that can link Lear to love-loss without skipping an Ibsen.

True also for Trace Pennington. Sister of a meth-wracked mother of missing children and friend to a frequent abductee, Trace has her daddy’s truck, her daddy’s dog and her daddy’s long lashes. Oh yeah, and she keeps an old, abandoned, kerosene-heated homestead.

 

Together the two encroach upon each other until the lines begin to blur, the lies begin to true and the lives begin to be too much for one small girl’s body to handle, even if her mind is as big as the Pacific. So she turns outward, to her friend, to her family and to a nutty professor who has read every book in the world and still isn’t half as keen as he thinks he is.

 

Trace is, though; so smart, in fact, that she could outsmart herself if she wanted to. And with the amount of know in that noggin of hers, she just might. Imagine having all of history’s thoughts and theories right at the tip of your tongue and rarely saying a word. It’s a heady mix, all right, and the rarefied air could leave you breathless. 

 

It can’t be easy to write learned and not come off like a showoff, nor can it be simple to set even a part of a story at a university and not end up like a yawn. I mean, hell, we’ve all been there before, right? Maybe. But not like this. See, Iodine is less about some erudite professor wowing a starry-eyed student, and more about what happens when that student has her starry eyes gouged out, and begins to see. Kinda sorta really just like Zippy, only different.

 

I slipped Ms. Kimmel 13 of my trademark either/ors; here’s what she slipped back:

 

Archetype or alien?

 

Archetypes, certainly. Aliens are only for some, but archetypes are EVERYWHERE.   

 

Bees or bobcats?

 

Bees for poetry; bobcats in reality. Oooo, I love me some bobcats.

 

Pigs or coyotes?

 

Coyotes, although they’re meaner than you think.

 

Acorns or walnuts?

 

Acorns. They eventually become giant trees.

 

Circuses or rodeos?

 

Circuses are for dreams; rodeos are thrilling.

 

Memory or imagination?

 

There’s so little difference I don't know how to answer.

 

Yoknapatawpha or Winesburg?

 

Yoknapatawpha if you want your genius raw; Winesburg if you want to visit someplace that seems real.

 

Rain Man or Wolf Man?

 

Wolf Man. Rain Man would be so tiresome.

 

Peter Murphy or Robert Smith?

 

Oooh, ow. I never stop listening to Robert Smith, but Peter Murphy is like a ghost you love and can’t give up.

 

Flannery O'Connor or Eudora Welty?

 

This hurts me mightily and if you tell Ms. Welty I'll call you a liar, but oh it’s always, always Flannery.

 

Elizabeth Bishop or Emily Dickinson?

 

Dickinson. Dickinson. Dickinson. (But Elizabeth Bishop — touched by the gods, as well.)

 

Durham, Raleigh, Muncie, Oxford and Miami? How does South Florida fit into that mix?

 

Certainly not geographically. I love South Florida, but I’m really coming just to see Mitchell Kaplan, that handsome devil.

 

Haven Kimmel reads from Iodine, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 4, at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. For more information call 305-442-4408.

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