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Take On Me

The next two weeks could prove to be an entertaining main event for Miami-land politics. One now unchallenged City Commissioner could soon be in the ring of another muddy campaign, potentially with some (literally) battle-hardened politicos. According to him, he’s ready.

 

Adaptation

Tired of lost-in-the-mail invitations to the big-ticket art-market shindig, Art Miami relocates and reschedules to crash the Basel Party. And they say it's gonna be a ‘whole new fair.’

 

NEWS

 

Miami Beach

For just $95 million, the Miami Heart Institute can be converted into a park. Beach voters will get to decide in November when, coincidentally, they get to pick who will be the next mayor. As for that hospital rezoning of hospital district idea — well, that will be sometime after November.

 

Miami

The state now owns the Marjory Stoneman Douglas house. The Coconut Grove Village Council would like it to own the lot next to it, too.

 

Sunny Isles Beach

Want to be a commissioner? Your chance is coming  soon.

 

Surfside

Sure pump stations prevent flooding, but one activist wonders why they can’t be buried underground.

 

Murmurs

Remembering Joe, pulling for Alex and watching Timoney.

 

COLUMNS

 

The 411

They say the first step to treating alcoholism is admitting you have a problem. Kris Conesa, however, is only willing to admit that hooch transports him to an altered state of reality inhabited by Rachael Ray, Elaine Lancaster and Gloria Estefan.

 

Wakefield

Money, development, politics, rich people—all the ingredients to a delicious drama. And its being served up at Miami City Hall.

 

Bound

The title of Charlie Huston’s latest novel is The Shotgun Rule. So why hasn’t John Hood heard about this writer until now?

 

Groundwork

The vultures are circling in cyberspace for overvalued properties owned by our local celebrities.

 

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In Memory…

Never wanting to slow down: Joe Fontana

Back in New York, Joe Fontana represented entertainers. When he retired with his wife Flora to Miami Beach in the late 1980s, he became a political animal. Fontana ran for a seat on the Miami Beach City Commission several times since 1991 — most recently in 2005. He also led the Beach Republican Club, hosted a radio show, campaigned for other candidates, formed the Miami Beach Condominium and Homeowners Alliance, fought for causes he believed in and fought against legislation he didn’t.

It was only natural that the political animal would cross paths with SunPost and Murmurs writers. Fontana promoted himself much like the entertainers he promoted in his New York days. He wasn’t shy about asking a reporter to quote him, and he got steamed when he wasn’t mentioned in an article describing a meeting at which he spoke. Never mind that plenty of other people spoke at same said forum — if Fontana wasn’t in the article, he saw it as a personal insult.

But Fontana tirelessly promoted causes he believed in, too. For example, he pursued the idea of constructing a youth center in North Beach since 1992. When the city’s funding faltered, Fontana raised money for the project on his own. Finally, in 2005, the North Shore Park and Youth Center opened at 501 72nd St.

“He just had a whole take-no-prisoners, full-speed-ahead personality,” said Commissioner Michael Gongora. “He was a person who got things done.”

So, it hardly was any wonder that, at the peak of a landmark election, Fontana was not willing to slow down — even when his health faltered. Gongora said Fontana called him and complained of chest pains last Wednesday morning. “I arranged for him to be taken to a hospital,” he said. Fontana, who volunteered in Gongora’s re-election campaign, was reluctant to go. “He didn’t want to go to the hospital and didn’t want to go in an ambulance.”

When Fontana awoke from triple-bypass surgery at Mount Sinai Hospital, the election was foremost on his mind. “The man lives for local politics,” Gongora said. “The last conversation was on Friday.” He wanted to delay an item banning street banners on Collins Avenue. The reason: Fontana, who proposed the item, wanted to speak before the City Commission. Fontana also offered Gongora some campaign advice: “You need to go out there … do some walking.”

But “apparently his lungs filled with fluid,” Gongora said, and Fontana underwent surgery again. He died early Labor Day morning. He was 82. He is survived by his sister, Lee Bobrow.

“It’s an end of an era,” Fontana’s longtime friend and political consultant Charlie Safdie said. “Joe’s very vocal there in Miami Beach. In two decades on the beach, he was able to accomplish a lot.”

Safdie said he has known Fontana since 1992, when he had a show on WMBM. “Joe is a good friend,” he said. “He used to call me five or six times a day.”

When his wife Flora died eight years ago, Fontana faithfully flew to New York on the sixth of every month to visit her grave. “He would call me to make reservations,” Safdie said. “I would say, ‘Joe, when are you getting a computer?’” Fontana’s reply: “‘What do I need a computer for when I have you?’”

A service for Fontana will be held at 11 a.m. today at St. Joseph’s Parish Hall at 8635 Byron Ave., Miami Beach. He will be buried alongside of Flora in a family mausoleum in New York.

“This is his last trip to New York,” Safdie said. He paused, then added, “Just now I figured it out.… He’s going back to Flora on the sixth.”

 

Hey, Isn’t That …?

The SunPost editorial staff figured Irish cuisine and Guinness were a fitting way to wish departing Managing Editor Robin Shear good luck at her new gig at South Florida CEO. So, they claimed a back table at Clarke’s in South Beach and conversed about old times. Coincidentally, the subject of Miami Police Chief John Timoney came up when, through the front door, walked … John Timoney.

“Oh shit,” one staffer exclaimed as she instinctively crouched.

Timoney was wearing neither his formal dark blue police uniform nor the white bike helmet he often wears while conducting his own bicycle patrols. Instead, Timoney wore a yellow shirt and Teva-like sandals. The color of the beer he ordered matched the shirt he was wearing. It was then that Murmurs wondered if Timoney would recognize anyone at the table. The SunPost has already been on the receiving end of Timoney’s wrath. On the eve of a March 22 copy meeting, Timoney called the SunPost to express his displeasure — via four-letter words and a loud hang-up — with the headline, “The Land of Rape and Murder,” in that day’s issue. And then there was the Aug. 22 front-page Rebecca Wakefield column, “Free Ride,” which called for Timoney’s head after he drove around a free Lexus SUV provided by Lexus of Kendall for more than a year without bothering to report it. The table was discussing those stories when the police chief suddenly stepped out — just as Wakefield walked in. Timoney, not recognizing her, smiled and politely nodded. Wakefield nodded back and headed for the table. He returned a few minutes later with former Miami Beach Police Chief Don DeLucca, who is now part of the managing team for Verasys LLC, a private “securities options” firm. Though Murmurs was shy about talking to Timoney, he had no qualms about saying hello to the always-friendly, though media-shy, DeLucca when the ex-Miami Beach chief was heading to the restroom. “Can I ask you what you and Timoney are talking about?” Murmurs asked. In response, DeLucca smiled, shook his head and went on to the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, Murmurs focused his attention on his giant medium-rare hamburger, looking up only to notice that former Miami Beach Assistant City Manager Christina Cuervo, now an executive with the Related Group of Florida, had joined Timoney and DeLucca.

 

Recovering

After being shot twice by robbers last week and left for dead floating in Biscayne Bay, 35-year-old Alejandro “Alex” Gonzalez, who helps run two David’s Cafes on South Beach with his family, is “slowly improving.”

“He’s still in a trauma ICU [intensive care unit] in critical, but stable condition.… He is improving,” his brother Alfredo Gonzalez said.

Murmurs hopes Alex continues on the path of recovery.

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