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For just $95 million, the Miami Heart Institute can be converted into a park. Beach voters will get to decide in November when, coincidentally, they get to pick who will be the next mayor. As for that hospital rezoning of hospital district idea — well, that will be sometime after November.

 

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The state now owns the Marjory Stoneman Douglas house. The Coconut Grove Village Council would like it to own the lot next to it, too.

 

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Wakefield

Money, development, politics, rich people—all the ingredients to a delicious drama. And its being served up at Miami City Hall.

 

Bound

The title of Charlie Huston’s latest novel is The Shotgun Rule. So why hasn’t John Hood heard about this writer until now?

 

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Six Degrees of Jorge Perez

What Happens When Rich People Fight? The Ugly Comes Out 

Under a microscope: Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones

By Rebecca Wakefield

What is going on in Coconut Grove lately? Will the controversy over the Related Group’s condo plans never die? At least the Hundred Years’ War over there has the virtue of being both insane and revealing.

To recap: In April, three of five Miami city commissioners voted to approve a zoning change potentially allowing the Related Group to build three condos called Grove Bay next to Mercy Hospital. The hospital would get millions in exchange for its up-zoned land — money it planned to use to renovate aging facilities. But the decision was opposed by a wide coalition of neighborhood groups and advocates for the nearby Vizcaya Museum & Gardens.

The neighborhood activists were pissed because, in general, they’re sick of the huge condos that are approved willy-nilly all over Miami, with little regard to the impact they have on already strained infrastructure. They also worried about the precedent the zoning change would set on the waterfront. The Vizcayans, a fundraising group for the museum, argued that the towers would be visible from the historic estate and ruin the view from the national landmark for the sake of a few mega-wealthy people.

The Related Group knew the project was going to be a tough sell so, early on, the developer secured the support of the two neighborhood groups closest to the project by agreeing to pay for traffic mitigation and whatever other demands they made in an undisclosed settlement. A battalion of lobbyists, public relations people, lawyers and community handlers were hired to guide the process through quickly and quell opposition.

After months of controversy, the Related Group offered to reduce the size and height of the project and agreed to some other conditions designed to appease the community. Three commissioners — Joe Sanchez, Angel Gonzalez and Michelle Spence-Jones — voted yes. Commissioners Marc Sarnoff and Tomas Regalado voted no.

In May, I wrote about how some of the people hired by the Related Group and/or Mercy Hospital paid $100 to several dozen poor blacks in Coconut Grove to come to City Hall during the commission meeting and sit in the audience wearing yellow T-shirts supporting the zoning change.

But the handlers messed up because they didn’t pay off everyone right away, and some of the people got upset about not getting their $100. Several of them called everyone from Vizcaya to Sarnoff, demanding payment. Apparently, many had no idea what exactly they were supporting. Some thought they were helping the hospital; others believed they were supporting Vizcaya. Still, others thought Sarnoff was the paymaster, even though he’d tried his damnedest to stop the project.

They also showed up at the handlers’ homes, including that of Coconut Grove Village Council member Lottie Person, where she and lobbyist Rosario Kennedy dispensed cash, according to my sources. Then the weird stuff got weirder.

The Daily Business Review’s Oscar Pedro Musibay has been the most vigilant reporter on this issue. He’s been breaking pieces of the behind-the-scenes story for months, and it is only getting uglier.

He broke the story last week that Commissioner Spence-Jones is being investigated by the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office’s public corruption unit for her potential involvement in that time-honored Miami tradition of payoffs for votes. According to the article, the commissioner’s campaign advisor, Barbara Hardemon, allegedly discussed a possible fee of $50,000 to $100,000 with a Related Group official not long before the April vote.

Related denied the accusation, but admitted it hired Hardemon and Spence-Jones mentor Barbara Carey-Shuler as part of “community outreach,” whatever that means. In a later Miami Herald story, a Related attorney admitted to paying Hardemon less than $50,000 and Carey-Shuler “between $50,000 and $100,000” for their “community outreach” work. I am so in the wrong business.

I have no idea whether Spence-Jones took any money or not, but considering her willingness to use her connections to get public money for her family’s hair salon, maybe it’s not such an alien concept. She clearly thinks we’re stupid enough to believe her when she told the Herald first that the two women assured her they weren’t hired by Related, then, when asked again, said she thought they worked for Mercy. Who gave her that line — Chief John Timoney?

This whole thing gets further tangled because, according to the DBR, the State Attorney’s Office is talking to lobbyist and former City Manager Joe Arriola; Alicia Cuervo, a former city operations chief and Related’s Grove Bay project manager; and former city operations chief Mary Conway. It’s odd because Arriola was accused of lobbying Spence-Jones on this project. He is a friend of Related Group Chairman Jorge Perez and close to both Cuervo and Conway (who was fired a couple of months ago). But he also has advised Sarnoff on election issues.

And I’m pretty sure Miami Mayor Manny Diaz is friendly with Perez, as he used to be with Arriola, with whom he bought property before booting him from the city last year. I don’t get what is going on here, unless Arriola is just having the time of his life being in the center of it all and feeling important again.

Meanwhile, there are civil suits appealing the zoning decision, filed by the Vizcayans and by Grove activists. The Related Group is taking a gloves-off approach to the whole mess. The developer sued the Vizcayans for allegedly running a secret rumor campaign — the equivalent, I suppose, of writing “Related is the sluttiest girl in junior high” on the bathroom wall — and for not turning over a bunch of notes and documents that it wants.

The Related Group also sued Commissioner Sarnoff for libel, defamation and for refusing to hand over a memo he wrote to himself about the project.

Some of the homeowners groups who fought the Mercy rezoning are actively supporting the candidacy of Mike Suarez against incumbent Angel Gonzalez. Gonzalez has amassed a developer-heavy war chest similar in profile to those raised in previous races by Diaz allies Sanchez and Spence-Jones. Suarez is, according to his recent interview with the SunPost, some kind of bail bondsman entrepreneur with a baby face and a civic spark in his eye.

It’s all just nuts. I’m hoping someone writes a book when it’s all over.

Now, a mea culpa. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece about why Miami Police Chief John Timoney should be fired (free car, lying about free car). Judging by the number of calls and e-mails I got in response, a lot of people agreed.

But someone on Mayor Manny Diaz’s staff pointed out that the way I phrased the part about Diaz appearing in Esquire magazine made it seem as if the mayor was photographed at City Hall while drinking, smoking and playing dominoes.

I’ll own up: It was poor sentence construction. Diaz was actually photographed in a suit in Los Angeles. He only spoke about what he likes to do to relax (i.e., smoke, drink and play dominoes on the patio behind his office). I apologize for the lack of clarity.

The other thing I wanted to mention is that anyone who thinks the current shenanigans at City Hall are outrageous ought to take a trip down memory lane.

Comments? E-mail wakefield@miamisunpost.com.


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