Welcome
to the Orange Directory, the juicy annual business
directory that pays tribute to local capitalism and free
trade.
Within these pages,
you’ll find lists of restaurants, bars, shops,
professional services, health and beauty centers and
real estate services that we have compiled since our
publisher, Andrew Stark, decided in 2002 to list every
business the SunPost could find in its coverage
area and bold its advertisers.
Actually, dear
reader, you owe us to read this section. We give you
important information about news, events, politics and
interesting and entertaining commentaries. You, in turn,
give us, well, really nothing, since we are a free
paper. So, we figure the least you can do is read this
directory and go on a mad contributing-to-the-economy
spree. Seriously, do you want the communists to win?
Don’t believe that “we won the Cold War” crap. The fall
of the Berlin Wall was just a trick. Communist cells are
just waiting for the moment to strike and destroy a
bonafide bourgeoisie society. That’s right, it ain’t
Al-Qaeda you gotta worry about. It’s the friggin’
power-to-the-proletariat types. Ask Miami Commissioner
Angel Gonzalez. He knows!
So, do yourself, and
us, a favor and look through the Orange Directory.
Frequent our advertisers so they can give us money. We
all know that communism sucks — don’t let ’em win.
— Introduction by
Erik Bojnansky
— Compiled by Erik
Bojnansky, Ken Rivadeneira, Nicole Alibayo and Agustina
Prigoshin.
