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The people responsible for policing the Miami police had to tighten their belts, so they curtailed public outreach to save some fringe benefits. Meanwhile, their attorney takes one for the team.

 

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Miami

The Community Redevelopment Agency deemed it fit to invest $1 million or so fixing up the tiny Ward Rooming House. Now it has to live there. Plus, Buena Vista dwellers find out why they aren’t being informed about that big museum Craig Robins wants to build there someday.

 

Miami Beach

Once again the planning board opts to delay a hearing on new zoning legislation for Miami Heart, er, we mean hospital districts. Meanwhile, some South of Fifth Street residents celebrate the closing of a loophole.

 

Coral Gables

Sure, City Beautiful officials could have slashed property taxes, but that wasn’t part of their compromise.

 

Aventura

All of a sudden, the City of Excellence thinks annexation is a nifty idea. Why? ‘Cause it's economical.

 

Sunny Isles Beach

City officials pass a new budget and decide to erect yet another oceanfront high-rise in Condo Canyon.

 

COLUMNS

 

Film

Awww, aren’t they cute?

 

The 411

In one corner, an angry lesbian. In the other, Perez Hilton. Who won? Tune into Oxygen to find out. Also, husbands of billionaire heiresses can’t hide from the amorous advances of Lindsay Lohan.

 

Wakefield

So what if you’re innocent until proven guilty? If you’re in jail, don’t expect a decent meal. And, what, you didn’t get a free Lexus? Guess you aren’t very important.

 

Bound

What’s a writer from Miami to do in Boston? Rant, exploit, obsess and write a book about everything you didn’t want to know.

 

Chow

Danny DeVito thinks he knows how to run a restaurant. Mark Goldberg thinks DeVito knows how to run a restaurant, too.

 

Music

A power pop band named Apples in Stereo must be cool.

 

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Letters  

Another Stunning Development …

In a stunning reversal of its contentious 4-3 Sept. 5 vote, the Miami Beach City Commission rescinded its resolution placing a $95 million bond authorization on the Nov. 6 ballot [News, “The Bond Is Dead,” published Sept. 20]. The funds would have been used to buy the nine-acre Miami Heart hospital property from its owner, Mount Sinai Medical Center; raze the hospital building; and develop the site as a park. Interest payments over the 30-year bond repayment period would have brought the total taxpayer cost to an estimated $181.6 million.

A groundswell of public opposition signaled that the proponents of the bond had generated a severe backlash from throughout the city.

City commissioners who had pushed for the bond sidestepped the political backlash and assuaged the fears of neighbors that the site would be overdeveloped by agreeing to refer to the planning board an ordinance that would permit the adaptive reuse of the existing Miami Heart hospital building as an assisted living facility.

Frank Del Vecchio

Miami Beach

 

Lovin’ the Article, but Not the Quote

I read and enjoyed Angie Hargot’s Sept. 20 article entitled “Paper Chase.” It did, however, contain a substantive error as it relates to quotes attributed to me. The article indicated that I said the memo was regarding a conversation that Marc had with another commissioner. It is not. I said it was regarding a conversation Marc [Sarnoff] had “with a former city official.” I would appreciate a correction on this.

Alan Wachs

Miami

 

The Political Bedfellows of Joe

While I've always been told not to respond to personal attacks, I read Joseph Graubart’s recent opposition letter about my thoughts on Floridians being overtaxed and, more recently, about his staunch support of former Mayor Paul Novack gut-renovating his own house without proper permits (according to Miami-Dade County) while his administration was busy taking Surfside homes away from residents for minor code infractions [Letters, “McCarthyism Is Alive and Well in Surfside,” published Sept. 13]. After reading, I smiled and felt another exception was in order.

As a faithful disciple of the Paul Novack/Tim Will regime that preceded our administration in Surfside, and as a candidate who ran unsuccessfully with all of them during the last go-round, Joe’s real story — as opposed to the story he’s trying to sell — is known to anyone who follows local politics. However, it is for those who are not following the day-to-day activities in Surfside that I write this response.

Before I decided and eventually was compelled to run for office in 2006, we all struggled with and watched many of Joe’s running mates and pals:

• Expropriate Surfside homes for minor code enforcement issues;

• Deny residents the right to express themselves at meetings;

• Charge homeowners huge amounts of money for sewer repairs on town property;

• Draw up plans for a community center on a napkin;

• Allow our police department to deteriorate to near-collapse;

• Complicate such simple tasks as obtaining a permit for minor work on a home until it was nearly impossible;

• Eliminate a program that controlled the cat population on the beach;

• Overtax Surfside residents by keeping our real estate property taxes at an artificially high level;

• Allow our ordinances and codes to become outdated;

• Nearly drown the town in wasted legal fees;

• Set the town up for giant lawsuit losses;

• Pay their favored town lawyers millions over decades to attack and instill fear in our residents;

• Alienate most or all of our neighboring municipalities with their combative attitude;

• Run very personal and hurtful attacks in the most recent election (Joe even admitted, on the record, at the last town commission meeting that he was the “wheelman” driving a car that went up and down the street while his fellow candidates hung out of the car screaming profanities at us while we campaigned);

• Scare away wanted retailers like Starbucks from our downtown only to add another bank;

• Not allow valet parking in the business district;

• And on and on.

While I know Joe didn’t seem to like my thoughts on smaller, more responsive government and lower taxes, and that he’s intent on covering for Paul Novack, he could have just gotten to the point and said he’s OK with the high tax rate in our town and in Florida.

While we’ve not been perfect, and there’s been an awful lot to digest in just a short time, I’m proud to be a part of our commission and I’m proud of the accomplishments we’ve achieved.

As for Joe, I support his right to come to meetings and let us know how he feels, but hope that he’ll look at his pals’ and running mates’ track records above and consider more productive ideas for our town.

 

Charles W. Burkett

Mayor, Surfside

 

Not Wishing for a P-Match, but Fighting for My Right to Do So Under the Constitution

Six members (one was absent) of Miami Beach’s Zoning Board of Adjustment scrambled to chasten me a week ago. Why? For daring to send a letter to the Miami SunPost criticizing them for not revoking a variance order they granted on March 3, 2006 to the Regent South Beach/Table 8 [“Passing Grade,” published Sept. 13 and Letters, “The Snow Queen: More Than Just a ‘Dinner Party,’ It Was Grounds to Revoke a Special Permit,” published Aug. 23.]

While I exercised my right to freedom of speech under the Bill of Rights by writing this letter, and the SunPost exercised the freedom of the press guaranteed in that same document by deciding to print it, the zoning board decided to take “the best defense is a good offense” approach, plus go the ad hominem route for good measure, and spent five to 10 minutes chewing me out. They then rescheduled our hearing, from second on the agenda, to far, far, down the list. By our reckoning, we should have been heard at 9:30 a.m. It would have been over before 10:30 a.m., yet we didn’t get out until 12:30-ish. Were we punished and made to wait for being bad?

I’m not about to get into a pissing match with this board; I will simply stand by the opinions I expressed in that first letter. Their attempts to humiliate and (perhaps) intimidate me and others in our group are irrelevant to the important issues at hand. (The tooting of this same board’s collective civic horn for five to 10 minutes, though, seemed a tad inappropriate; some might even venture to say it was sanctimonious.)

What was relevant from that letter, and what this board did not choose to respond to, is that our side wasn’t allowed to speak after the public hearing was cut off, though the other side was; that this board appeared dismissive of residential concerns, if not borderline hostile; and that the city of Miami Beach needs to look at its power boards more closely and ask from where all this anti-resident stuff is coming.

The other so-called power boards are historical preservation, planning, and design review. I recently attended meetings of the first two and was appalled. The chairman of the historic preservation board cut off the public hearing on Tuesday during the Hotel Bijou discussion, yet he allowed a lobbyist to go on for several minutes. When I stood up and asked to speak, I was denied. My response to the chairman was, “What, you let a lobbyist speak after you cut off the public hearing, but there’s no equal time for a resident?” (Or is it just this particularly dangerous little old grandmother who these boards want to shut up?) An unpleasant pattern seems to be emerging.

It’s time for the mayor and city commissioners (and candidates for these posts) to consider the composition of the city’s power boards and how they are interpreting their roles vis-à-vis the public. For starters, do they accurately represent Miami Beach’s demographics? The hectoring of residents and attempts to abrogate their constitutionally ensured right to freedom of speech has got to stop. It’s disgraceful.

Jo Manning

Miami Beach

 

Car 54, Where Are You? Or Any Police Car for That Matter …

I have the task of calling the Miami Police Department. Too frequently its response is terrible and, on the weekends, even worse. It seems they have an attitude of first trying to intimidate and/or belittle you so as to make you hang up. The best line is “there’s a unit on the way” — a usual no-show.

Question: Is it the police or the operators? Answer: It is the police department! It is your federal, state, county and city officials that need to look for another no-show job. We need a government that functions on all levels, not Third World minds, ideas and government. Make sure you vote for people and vote them out.

George Link

Miami

 

Hey, Mr. Moneybags: When the Ocean Submerges Florida, Don’t Come Crying to Me

As an avid cyclist and frustrated South Florida transplant, my sense of outrage has once again been stimulated following the Sept. 13 SunPost letter to the editor from Mr. Hershel Goldberg. Mr. Goldberg suggested that local cyclists take their cycling “hobby” out of the Miami area and go to La Provence and Maine like he does. Perhaps we are all not quite as lucky and affluent as Mr. Goldberg or, better still, perhaps he’ll fund trips for us all to join him there!

More importantly, there are some of us who moved to South Florida to actually experience our beautiful outdoors 12 months a year rather than “go to a gym like normal people” as he suggested we do! As an American living near Montreal, Canada, for 20 years, I managed to cycle 5,000 kilometers a year, despite the weather. Yet, here on the beach, I barely manage to cycle 15k a week without encountering danger, frustration and angry motorists. We, as responsible citizens, need to address this issue. Perhaps we could have a public showing of the Sundance documentary, Crude Awakening, and then come together as a community to address the very real future of cycling becoming one of the answers to our environmental problems rather than a problem itself, as Mr. Goldberg perceives it to be. I look forward to a “greener, more cooperative” Miami Beach.

Dawn Withrow

Surfside

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