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A Miami Beach Mystery

 

Who circulated a flyer depicting three commission candidates as a Barbie doll, a Teletubby and Dora the Explorer? The world may never know.

 

Many believe this flyer is targeting the Commission Group 6 race. Four are running. Only three are depicted here.

 

William “Bill” Smatt declared his candidacy for Miami Beach mayor in July by hanging a huge banner in front of his house proclaiming that “God created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve.” The resulting outcry from neighbors and the gay community didn’t persuade Smatt to take down the banner. Citations that code compliance issued because of the size of the banner did. Days later, the banner was replaced with a sign of Smatt sporting a long, white beard and holding two puppy dogs.

 

After that, no one reported racially or sexually offensive signs or campaign materials — till now.

 

A campaign flyer that appears to be aimed at the candidates in the Group 6 Miami Beach Commission race has generated a mix of outrage and finger-pointing among Beach politicians.

The flyer that was delivered Oct. 4 to some Miami Beach voters’ mailboxes shows a blond-haired Barbie doll, the purple Teletubby Tinky-Winky and a brown-skinned Dora the Explorer doll. The three characters are circled and crossed out in red ink.

 

Underneath them, the ad states, “Stop the Candidates that represent Special Groups of Voters. Vote for a Candidate that will balance our budget and that Looks and Talks Like YOU and that will represent you with Brains on the Miami Beach Commission dais.”

 

The general assumption is that the characters are meant to represent blond-haired Linda Grosz, openly gay Frank Kruszewski and Hispanic Elsa Urquiza.

 

“It is clear that three specific candidates in the Group 6 race are being targeted in this mailer,” Kruszewski wrote in a campaign e-mail denouncing the flyer. “It is ethnically bigoted, homophobic and sexually demeaning.”

 

Commissioner Michael Gongora, also openly gay and who is running for a full four-year term in the Group 5 race, decried the flyer as well, saying that “it is important that all candidates in all the races this year denounce this type of campaigning as wrong and not what the voters of Miami Beach want to hear.”

 

And on Wednesday, SAVE Dade, a local gay rights organization, sent out an e-mail attacking the flyer. “SAVE Dade strongly condemns personal attacks based on race, gender, or sexual orientation and urges that the citizens of Miami Beach elect their officials based on each candidate’s merit and platform.”

 

The only candidate in the Group VI race not depicted is Deede Weithorn, a certified public accountant with an engineering degree from MIT. Weithorn denied any responsibility for the flyer.

 

“It is offensive and the citizens of Miami Beach deserve better,” Weithorn said.

 

Kruszewski, Urquiza and Grosz also expressed doubts that Weithorn had anything to do with it.

 

“I think it’s too obvious of an approach,” Grosz said. “I don’t think she [Weithorn] would have anything to do with something like it.”

 

Said Kruszewski, “I haven’t jumped to any conclusion [on who sent the flyer] other than it was put out by a racist bigot.”

 

The group claiming responsibility for the flyer, Citizens for a Sound and Balanced Miami Beach, is not registered with the Miami Beach City Clerk’s Office or the Florida Department of Elections. The direct return address — 636 51st Terrace, Miami Beach — does not exist. However, 636 W. 51st Terrace, Miami Beach, is the home of Jo Asmundsson. As such, 35 flyers with incorrect postage were returned to Asmundsson.

 

Asmundsson denies she had any involvement in sending out the flyers.

 

“I did not send out the cards, nor would I even dream of sending out such filthy literature,” an agitated-sounding Asmundsson said. “If you find out who did it, let me know.”

Asmundsson is no stranger to Beach politics. She lost a bid for a commission seat to Richard Steinberg in 2001 and had opposed Mayor David Dermer and the Save Miami Beach initiative. Weithorn lists Asmundsson as one of her supporters in her campaign material.

 

Asmundsson said she has talked to a lawyer about the flyers. “I got in touch with an attorney in Washington D.C. I asked him if [he] thought it was a federal offense. He said yes,” she said. “Once the name [of who sent the flyers] is known, I don’t care if it ruins them, I will prosecute.”

 

Neither Miami Beach nor Weithorn and Urquiza are strangers to negative campaign mailers. Both candidates ran to fill the remaining year of the Group 5 seat Commissioner Luis Garcia vacated when he ran successfully for state representative in 2006. Michael Gongora won the seat and is running again this year for a full four-year term. Gongora, Weithorn and their respective supporters, in that 2006 race, attacked each other in flyers. However, there was also an anonymous flyer circulated that said Urquiza was affiliated with former Attorney General Janet Reno and helped deport Elian Gonzalez, called Gongora a liberal and claimed Laura Leyva was a lesbian communist. No one ever claimed responsibility for that flyer, which targeted the Miami Beach Hispanic community. Urquiza, a retired official with the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission who fled her native Cuba more than 40 years ago, denounced the flyer to the local news media.

 

So far no one has proven who was responsible for the recent Barbie-Teletubby-Dora flyer, but there are plenty of opinions. Several SunPost sources, including local activists, political consultants and municipal employees, pointed to the same two people: Frank Pintado, president of Standard Parking (a company contracted to operate city-owned parking garages) and political consultant Charlie Safdie. The theory: They created the flyer to make it look as if Weithorn’s campaign did it.

 

Pintado, at times yelling into the phone, vehemently denied the accusation. He even suggested it might not be aimed only at Group 6.

 

“What makes you think it’s against candidates?” asked Pintado. “It might be anti-gay, it might be anti-Hispanic, it might be anti-Anglo and Jewish.”

Safdie also denied responsibility.

 

“It would be really stupid for me to do that,” Safdie said. “I’m helping Elsa Urquiza. It doesn’t make any sense.”

 

Urquiza used Safdie to print her campaign materials. She doesn’t believe Pintado or Safdie had anything to do with it.

“The travesty of all of this is that I’ve always worked to fight discrimination, and here I am the victim of discrimination,” Urquiza said.

 

Pintado suggested that with Smatt’s history, perhaps he was behind the flyer.

 

Smatt, 76, said he was offended that anyone would imagine he was involved

 

“I’m shocked and surprised that any jackass, ignorant scum could do something like that,” Smatt said. “I have nothing to do with it whatsoever.”

 

The flyer is the second piece of election material in less than a month to make waves in this year’s Miami Beach election.

The first was an e-mail purporting to show the results of an anonymous poll taken in early September that had Urquiza ahead, followed by Weithorn, Kruszewski and Grosz.

It also showed Michael Gongora leading Group 5 and Luis Salom ahead in Group 4.

 

An e-mailed copy of that poll acquired by the SunPost showed it was sent from frankpintado@gmail.com.

 

Pintado denied having anything to do with the poll. He said there’s a simple explanation why the copy acquired by the SunPost appears to have originated from him: “I received the poll and sent it to some of my friends,” Pintado said.

 

Safdie also denied being behind the poll, despite having received more than $30,000 from Salom, Gongora and Urquiza for printing and consulting services. He said the results of that poll don’t surprise him.

 

“In Elsa’s race, she’s the only Hispanic, and the three Anglos are fighting for the Hispanic vote,” Safdie said. “Michael [Gongora] is an incumbent so that made sense. Luis [Salom] has walked a lot and he’s been involved in North Beach with children for years, so people know him.”

 

Besides, Safdie said, a poll taken that early doesn’t mean much. Once the absentee ballots are sent out, he continued, the race will heat up. Absentee ballots will be released by the Miami-Dade County Elections Department on Friday.

Said Safdie, “Whatever happens in the last three weeks will determine who wins.”

 

Another suspect of who produced the flyer is political consultant Randall Hilliard, the self-described “Prince of Darkness” for his often controversial campaign methods. In 2005, Hilliard cooperated with federal prosecutors and testified that he bribed Monroe County Mayor John “Jack” London $29,000 on behalf of a Marathon resort owner. Hilliard is working for both Weithorn and Commissioner Simon Cruz in his bid for the mayor’s seat.

 

Said Hilliard, “If I’d been responsible, the postage would have been correct.”

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