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Hugh’s Choice

 

Hil’s bro stumps it up in Sunny Isles

 

By John Hood

Hugh Rodham: defending the family

It’s been 13 years since Hugh Rodham got in his Cadillac and campaigned across Florida in his bid to be a U.S. Senator, only to be “clubbed like a baby seal” by Republican Connie Mack. During that span, he helped take on Big Tobacco (though Congress didn’t approve the $365 billion settlement), tried growing and exporting hazelnuts from the former Soviet republic of Georgia with a foe of Georgian President Eduard Shevardnadze (a key U.S. ally), and found himself on the bad end of a couple last-minute presidential pardons issued by his brother-in-law (he had to return his $400,000 fee). He’s been summarily raked over the presses for his weight, tarred at the heels for his indiscretions and, basically, all but forgotten except for a couple of wiseass pundits who’d rather pick on someone who’s oversize.

So what’s he doing at a Sunny Isles Denny’s stumping for his sister Hillary Clinton?

 

Why, saving America, of course—probably from people who look just like him.

 

To be sure, Rodham’s got a lot to look at, even if he seems to have shed a few pounds since his heyday of hitting the links with Bill. But looks aside, Rodham’s on the right side of what’s become a very wrong path in American politics, a crooked path that’s seen this country’s standing fall to the wayside. “We’ve lost our moral authority,” Rodham said, “and we’ve lost our way.” Patriotic (Old Glory wasn’t hanging behind him by accident) and impolitic (it’s about time a Dem truly talked trash), Hugh made a very compelling case.

 

But what most pissed off Rodham was the way his family’s been treated by the ultra-right, a mad that stretches back to when Rush Limbaugh first picked on a then 12-year-old Chelsea. We won’t honor the mouthy Fox furor monger with a repeat (it was typical Rush slow-witticism), but we will say it was bad enough to make Hugh wanna go back and “kick his ass.” Unfortunately, he ­didn’t, and it remains one of Rodham’s “deepest regrets.”

 

Regrets, it seems, Rodham has no intention of repeating. At the Arnold Klein Democratic Club, he mussed, he fussed and he cussed, and for more than a few good minutes, he exhibited the same traits that enabled him to quarterback the Penn State Nittany Lions, drove him to volunteer for the Peace Corps in Colombia and led him to spearhead Janet Reno’s revolutionary drug court. Yep, Hugh was mad as hell and was not gonna take it anymore, and the Old Guard Dems ate it up — and then they ate dinner.

 

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