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Space Wars
By Kris Conesa
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| Mother and Son:
Rapper Kanye West poses with his mother, Donda
West, at the 48th annual Grammy Awards in Los
Angeles in February 2006. |
Sometimes
this gig resembles the children’s game known as
telephone. Like that pastime, it starts with a
seemingly innocuous premise that — after being
passed around more than Jenna Jameson —
morphs into some unintelligible gobbledy goop far
removed from its original meaning. Such was the case
when this information operator’s illegal wiretaps
became abuzz with news that the Opium Group
intended to expand its monopoly, yet again, by
acquiring a club it had previously coveted. No, avid
readers, I’m not talking about B.E.D. I’m talking
Cameo.
After Crobar closed, a
bidding war from outside sources promised to pump
money into remodeling and reopening the space under
its original moniker, Cameo. So, who was bidding?
The Opium Group, of course, fighting dollar to
dollar with none other than the man who reinvented
downtown, Louis Puig, owner of Cameo and
Space nightclub. Puig ultimately won that
battle.
Fast forward to a couple of
weeks ago when our undercover agents divulged that
the Opium Group was again looking to buy Cameo, just
months after it opened. That tip seemed a bit off,
but well within the realm of possibility, given the
Group’s penchant for acquiring every piece of real
estate in clubland. So, despite her utter contempt
for The 411, I called Vanessa Menkes,
VP of communication for the Opium Group, yet again,
and asked her, “What’s the dilly, yo?”
The spin control maven declined
to comment.
Hmmm, this added some
credibility to the rumor and admittedly left me a
little perplexed. Could it be true that after a few
short months with nightclub heavyweights like Puig,
David Grutman and Emi Guerra working
behind the velvet ropes, Cameo would become just
another red hotel on the Opium Group’s monopoly
board?
We had to know. So, we went
right to the source and asked Mr. Puig via e-mail if
the Opium Group was indeed posturing to buy Cameo.
“No, actually, we are buying
Opium Gardens,” Puig said, referring to one of Opium
Group’s nightspots. Five minutes later, he e-mailed
me again and added, “And Set, too!”
Now we were confounded.
“Is it a done deal?” we
inquired.
“It’s about as done as the
[Opium Group] buying Cameo deal,” replied Puig,
alluding to the fluid state of any unconsummated
deal.
So what does the Group stand to
gain by selling off Opium Gardens and Set?
They had no comment, but if you ask Puig, he’ll tell
you, “It’s all a ploy to put the competition out of
business.”
We’re sure we haven’t heard the
last of this.
R.I.P. Donda West
Why is it only the good
(looking) die young? Sadly, last week, the
English professor, author and, most notably,
Kanye West’s mom, Donda West, passed away due to
complications from plastic surgery. Apparently the
odds of that happening are about 50,000-to-1, which
of course is inequitable given that the celebrity
mom was one in a million. A far cry from the stage
mother, alcohol-fueled antics of other celeb moms
(think Lohan and Spears), Donda West
was a university professor who was heartbroken when
her rapper son dropped out of college. Mother and
son had an incredible relationship, even appearing
onstage together, and she eventually came to terms
with Kanye’s lack of education. Later, Momma West
left her university position to run a nonprofit
organization that combats high school dropout rates.
Now, an incredible lady is
gone. She not only left this realm and our company,
but also left us with the idiots winning. The 411’s
heart goes out to Kanye, who flew back from his UK
tour to deal with the tragedy.
Spotted:
The Brad Pitt of France,
Oliver Martinez, was chilling by the pool at
the Delano on Friday and then again at
Social Miami at the Sagamore on Saturday.
Stephen “Born Again” Baldwin
possibly praying on Sunday at the 22nd Fort
Lauderdale International Film Festival wrap party.
Showing Big Love for couture,
Chloe Sevigny
was at
C. Madeleine's on Thursday
afternoon.
Her Basic Instinct is to grant your wishes, so
Sharon Stone
was at the
Hotel InterContinental along
with nightlife impresario Shareef
Malnik
on Saturday for the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
So-called actress
Rachel Bilson and pretty
boy-turned-Darth Vader Hayden
Christensen at Casa Casuarina
last Thursday. |