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Thursday, Dec. 20, 07

The Drink of Death

James Grippando sidles up to the murder bar

By John Hood

If John Grisham and James Patterson had a bastard stepchild, he might come off like James Grippando. Of course, he’d have to have a half-brother like Michael Connelly, and another named Dexter, and it wouldn’t hurt if the cat had Mickey Spillane’s eye for the kittens.

If all that sounds convenient and cheap, so fucking be it. On these mean streets, crime is nothing if not convenient, and death, well, we know it often comes very, very cheap.

It’s in life that we must pay and pay highly, and few thriller scribblers write the life of high-stakes Miami, even at its very lowest light, like our own Grippando. I’m talkin’ the darkest of the dark, dig? The kinda deep pitch that only a relentless sun can illuminate, and only a bright and shining mind can ink.

If, that is, one’s earned himself an insider’s eye. Grippando spent a dozen years with Janet Reno’s former white-shoe firm, Steel Hector & Davis (now a part of Squire Sanders), repping all kinds of creatures, from chicken farmers to the starched-collar set. But it was his time spent clerking at “The Court of Last Resort” (that is, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit, in Atlanta), where then-young James really made his bones.

The Eleventh Circuit is where the last-minute pleas of death row inmates are heard — and where most are denied. During Grippando’s tenure, Florida and Georgia were putting down more inmates than all the other 48 states combined. Yet, on occasion, there’d be a question, and, sometimes, even an exoneration.

It was just such a question that gave Grippando goods enough to deliver ’94’s The Pardon — and the thrill-writer has not stopped since. In quick succession came The Abduction, Found Money, Under Cover of Darkness and A King's Ransom; then, in ’02, with Beyond Suspicion, he brought back the mack who began it all — Jack Swyteck.

Swyteck’s a steely sort — hard-boiled and eggheaded, but not without heart. Equal parts superhero and, one suspects, alter ego, he’s got the uncanny knack of being both a defense attorney and a crime fighter. In other words, Swyteck’s not the kinda shark who reps the bad guys — he hunts ’em down.

And, like the immortal Travis McGee before him, it’s usually at the behest of some dame in distress. Or some pal. In Grippando’s latest, Last Call (Harper Collins, $24.95), the pal in question is none other than Theo Knight, owner of way down South Dixie dive Sparky’s Tavern. A black cat from Liberty City, Knight was saved by Swyteck from a date with Old Sparky herself (which is probably why his joint’s so named), so he’s duty bound to be best friend, tag-along, confidant and accomplice.

It’s an odd pairing, and it makes perfect sense. On these mean Miami streets, the odder the couple the more effective their turns, and these two corner the angles with some scrumptious moxie. Double-dealers get dealt with, triple-crossers get singled out and the twain swing from penthouse to pavement with focused multiplicities.

Naturally, Last Call’s got the stink of a barroom all over it, and a retch of what makes that stink possible. But it’s more than a mere club crawl. Like Grippando’s previous thrillers, it’s a romp — fast, furious and outta control. Unfortunately, the story’s so damn gripping it doesn’t leave a free hand for the popcorn, and, if anything, this ride’s worth its weight in big-bucket butter and salt.

Imbibe.

James Grippando reads from Last Call, Thursday, Dec. 27, 8 p.m. at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. For more information, call 305-442-4408.

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