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Performance Art

Thursday, Dec. 20, 07

Planet Spiegel

Collins Park is the temporary home for Spiegelworld, and you’re invited to visit

By Dan Hudak

This big top will host the sexiest circus in town Dec. 20-Feb. 17.

Given its offerings, it’s a wonder Spiegelworld didn’t come to Miami Beach sooner. Acrobats. Absinthe. Jewish comedians. Cuban music. Bizarre, off-the-cuff improv comedy. Sounds perfect for both the locals and the tourist bohemia we so often pride ourselves on being. Yes, the next two months are going to be fun indeed.  

Inside the Spiegeltent, currently erected at Collins Avenue and 22rd Street, there are 3 tons of teak, cut-glass panels, mirrors and more velvet than you’ve ever wanted to see in one place. As the headquarters of one of the world’s more eccentric traveling entertainment venues, the 350-seat tent is both glossy and gaudy, something producer Ross Mollison hopes will appeal to patrons of his $2.5 million event.

“We’ve never produced the show here before, but we think it’s a perfect fit for the city,” Mollison said, adding that this is the first time he’s presented the show outside of New York City, where he’s had more than 158,000 attendees in the past year. “Miami is a very multicultural destination, and it has the perfect climate for our offerings. It feels like the timing is right.”

Timing is certainly one of the most important elements of Absinthe, a Cirque du Soleil-style acro-burlesque variety show set in early 20th-century Europe that debuts Dec. 20. According to Mollison, Absinthe is a smaller, more comedy-oriented production than one would expect from a Cirque show, and it’s “a very sexy show, but it’s not gratuitous,” he said. “The performers are brilliantly talented people who are also quite beautiful.”

Absinthe runs for one hour and 45 minutes and is presented “in the round,” meaning there are no obstructed sightlines and the audience almost becomes part of the show. “It’s like going back in time to an old school carnival carousel, and inside is the Moulin Rouge and this wonderful, old-style European piece,” Mollison said.

Expected to be equally offbeat and quirky is The Gazillionaire Late Night Lounge, an R-rated improv comedy show featuring music and sketch comedy. The Lounge opens for the first time Jan. 4.

“It’s darker, crazier, edgier comedy,” said the Gazillionaire himself, Voki Kalfayan. “I want to push envelopes as much as I can, and let the show evolve so it becomes perfect for a Miami audience.”

“It’s almost like a talk show, like Borat meets Jimmy Kimmel,” Mollison added. “The idea is to have the Gazillionaire there, hosting it like a TV show with a band playing musical interludes, and he brings in special guests throughout the week, and each night it’s something different.”

How different each show is depends on the audience. Although the format of some of the skits is planned ahead of time, there’s no script and much of the content is improvised. Also, because so many local performers are used (a Miami casting call was held in September), what happens truly depends on who’s performing.

For example, during a recent performance, Kalfayan noted that one of the performers was pregnant, so when the Gazillionaire was doing interviews with the audience there would be a secret word. Every time the word was spoken, the pregnant woman would come out and do a lap dance for the interviewee. “We probably won’t have a pregnant lap dancer in Miami, but you never know,” Kalfayan said.

Perhaps slightly less raunchy will be the Jewish Princesses of Comedy, which begins Dec. 21 inside the Spiegeltent and runs through Jan. 13. Comics Cory Kahaney and Jessica Kirson will be joined by some of New York’s top Jewish comediennes as they kvetch about husbands, family, sex and weight issues in a show peppered with vintage footage of the original queens of comedy, including Belle Barth, Jean Carroll and Totie Fields.

Outside the Spiegeltent, local organizations Miami Light Project and FUNDarte will present the Global Cuba Festival, which will feature contemporary Cuban music every Sunday at sunset for six weeks beginning Jan. 13. Grammy nominees Dafnis Prieto and Tiempo Liebre are among those scheduled to perform.

“Every element of Cuban music you can imagine will be presented in the concerts,” said Rebekah Lengel, marketing director for Miami Light Project. Lengel also said the eclectic lineup of musicians has people “really excited to hear these artists. They’re very well-known inside their own circles, and they’ve worked with some very notable musicians throughout their careers.”

Spiegelworld will be presented at Collins Park near 22rd Street and Collins Avenue in Miami Beach from Dec. 20 to Feb.17. Dinner is available at the 200-seat on-site Oasis Restaurant, provided by the Raleigh Hotel. Ticket prices and show times vary depending on the event. For more information, go to spiegelworld.com or call Ticketmaster at 305-358-5885.

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