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Festivals &
Sports
By Erik Bojnansky
What do Winter
Party and the Dolphins have in common?
Answer: They are
both listed in the Reason for Season’s Sports/Outdoors & Festivals
sub-section, chapter thingy.
There’s a logic to
our madness. For one thing, many festivals listed in this issue fit
better into some of the other sub-section, chapter thingies —
leaving few festivals, fairs and shows for this one. For another:
Attending any festival, fair and show is an athletic event. You have
to get there despite traffic. You have to stand in line. You have to
walk around. You have to deal with members of your family or
entourage saying, “I wanna go here” or “I wanna go there” or “I
don’t know where to go. Got any ideas? No that’s stupid” or “I wanna
divorce” or “I hate you, Daddy!” or “I hate you, Mommy!” or (for
club-like festivals) “Why did I take the blue pill with Jack
Daniels?” This can be as stressful as running any marathon or doing
any 5K walk.
Here are a few
examples of what we can look forward to, festival and sports-wise,
here in South Florida.
Miami Dolphin
home games.
To quote sportswriter Hugo Guzman of realfootball365.com: “Nick
Saban’s squad has repeatedly found imaginative ways to squander
leads and sabotage comeback bids.” And the best way to see our home
team lose in creative methods is to witness it live — that means
buying tickets and driving over to Dolphins Stadium. Who knows?
Maybe when you go over there the Dolphins will be creatively blocked
and actually win a football game.
The Super Bowl.
If the Dolphins make the Super Bowl this year it will reveal that
the End Times are coming. Fortunately for South Florida’s tourism
industry, the Super Bowl XLI is scheduled to come to Dolphins
Stadium this February regardless.
The FedEx Orange
Bowl.
Scientists have proved that watching musclebound young male adults
fling themselves against each other while wearing padding and
chasing after a malformed leather-skinned “ball” is good for
recovering from New Year’s Eve hangovers. As this year’s Orange Bowl
event is slated for Jan. 2, it must be one heck of a hangover. Will
the teams of FIU and UM make it this year? And if so, will there be
a “rematch,” if ya know what we mean? We can only hope.
Sony Ericsson Open.
The real fun is watching the rowdy individuals from all over the
world root in their various native tongues for their favorite
athlete. Oh and watching the tennis players chase around a small
ball with fly-swatter-like devices commonly known as “tennis
rackets” isn’t bad either.
Florida Marlins
home games.
As far as we know, the Florida Marlins will still be playing at
Dolphins Stadium in April. And if, by some freak of chance, our
baseball team wins the World Series, it will surely rejuvenate the
eternal drive to get the government to pay for building another
stadium somewhere in Miami-Dade — perhaps near the Everglades.
Miami Heat
home games. The Mavericks learned the hard way (via losing
the NBA championship to us) last year that Heat fans are prepared to
use David Hasselhoff as a weapon when necessary.
The Miami
International Boat Show.
As per tradition, Miami Beach’s roads are clogged with tens of
thousands of boat enthusiasts whom we affectionately call boat
people and who drive in rented vehicles so they can gaze at boats
and stuff. Great for the economy!
The King Mango
Strut.
Enter a parallel universe of political satire as interpreted by
Coconut Grovers, Libertarians and Key West exiles.
The Winter Party.
What better way for the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force
Foundation to raise funds than with a weeklong circuit party?
Plus: The Gun and
Knife Show, Supercon, a 5K run, trips through the Everglades, the
Dachshund Winterfest, Panther hockey games, body building
championships, bike rides. antique shows, NASCAR, the Dade County
Youth Fair, wine festivals, the rodeo. Sure, it may seem a bit
disjointed at first — dreamlike really, where things that seemingly
don’t go together somehow weave a common thread in your
subconscious. But we like it — it sings.
II VENUES II
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AAA: American
Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd, Miami. 786-777-1250.
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BAC: BankAtlantic
Center, 2555 Panther Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000,
www.bankatlanticcenter.com.
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BUC: BankUnited
Center, 1245 Dauer Drive, Coral Gables, 305-284-8244,
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www.bankunitedcenter.com .
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DS: Dolphin
Stadium, 2269 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens. 888-FINS-TIX.
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FEC: Fair Expo
Center, 10901 SW 24th St., Miami, 305-223-7060, www.faireexpo.com.
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MBCC: Miami Beach
Convention Center, 1901 Convention Center Dr, Miami Beach.
305-673-7311.
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PA: FIU Pharmed
Arena, 11200 SW Eighth St., Miami, 305-348-2000, www.fiusports.com.
II NOVEMBER II
THURSDAY 2
FRIDAY 3
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Ribfest Barbecue
Festival, 11 a.m., through Nov. 5, Homestead Air Reserve Park, SW
268th Street & SW 122nd Avenue, 305-755-7800.
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Florida Supercon,
comic book, sci-fi and anime convention opens 6 p.m. today, 11 a.m.
Saturday and 10 a.m. Sunday, at the Hollywood Beach Resort (Ramada),
101 N. Ocean Drive (Hollywood Boulevard & Ocean Drive), Hollywood,
954-882-2950.
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FIU vs. Florida
Atlantic, volleyball, 7 p.m. PA.
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Miami Heat vs. New
Jersey Nets, 7:30 p.m., AAA
SATURDAY 4
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Victor Bean's
Southern Classic Gun & Knife Show, Sat. 9 a.m., Sun. 10 a.m.,
through Nov. 5, FEC.
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Historic Garden
Tour of the Redlands, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fruit & Spice Park, 24801 SW
187th Ave., Homestead, 305-247-5727,
www.fruitandspicepark.org.
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Collins Avenue
Walking Tour, advance reservation required from Art Deco Welcome
Center, 10:45 a.m., Art Deco Welcome Center, Ocean Drive and Tenth
Street, Miami Beach. 305-672-2014.
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National Parks
America Tour, 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Everglades National Park, Flamingo
District (one hour drive from park entrance). 305-242-7752,
www.nps.gov/ever.
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“All Things Tomato”
workshop, 10 a.m., Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention
Center Drive, Miami Beach. 305-673-7256, ext. 206.
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Mayfair Famer’s
Market, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. every Saturday through June, on the Promenade
at the Shoppes at Mayfair, 2911 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove.
305-444-7270.
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Miami Hurricanes
vs. Virginia Tech, football, 8 p.m., Orange Bowl, 1501 NW Third St.,
Miami. 305-341-4796.
SUNDAY 5
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Josh’s Organic
Garden Green Market, 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m., ongoing on Sundays, Harrison
Street and the Broadwalk, Hollywood. 954-456-3276.
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays through May. 954-921-3016.
MONDAY 6
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Northwood, 7:30 p.m. BUC.
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Music & Dancing
Under the Stars, 7:30-9 p.m., Ongoing, Mondays through Wednesdays,
year-round, Hollywood Beach Theater, Johnson Street, Hollywood.
954-921-3404.
TUESDAY 7
THURSDAY 9
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Miami Beach Sport &
Fitness Festival, through Nov. 12, Lummus Park, between Seventh and
Ninth streets, Miami Beach, www.fitnessfestival.com. FRIDAY 10
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NPC Body Building
Championships, 9 a.m. through Nov. 11, Jackie Gleason Theater, 1700
Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, www.gleasontheater.com.
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FIU vs. Troy,
volleyball. 7 p.m. PA.
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Basketball vs. Georgia. 7 p.m. BUC.
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Broadwalk Friday
Fest Cultural Concert Series, 7-10 p.m., Hollywood Beach Theater,
Johnson Street, Hollywood. Ongoing, repeats Nov. 24, Nov. 25, Dec.
8, Dec. 22. 954-924-2980
SATURDAY 11
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Miami International
Wine Fair, noon today and tomorrow, Miami Beach Convention Center,
Hall D, 1901 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach. 305-777-2255,
www.miamiwinefair.com.
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Lincoln Road
Walking Tour, 10:30 a.m., MDPL Art Deco Welcome Center, 1001 Ocean
Drive, Miami Beach, 305-672-2014, www.mdpl.org.
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. FIU Golden Panthers, 7:30 p.m., BUC.
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Speedfest II, 2
p.m., Homestead Sports Complex, 1601 SE 28th Ave., Homestead.
305-230-1510.
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FIU Golden Panthers
Football vs. Louisiana Monroe Tribe College Football, 7 p.m., FIU
Community Stadium, 11310 SW 17th St., Miami. 305-348-4263.
SUNDAY 12
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Miami Book Fair
International, congress of authors opens today and runs through Nov.
19, Miami Dade College, Wolfson Campus, 300 NE Second Ave., Miami.
305-237-3000, www.miamibookfair.com.
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FIU Golden Panthers
Volleyball vs. S. Alabama Jaguars, 1 p.m. PA.
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Miami Dolphins vs.
Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. DS.
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11th Annual
Aventura Founders Day Celebration, noon, Founders Park, 3105 NE
190th St., Aventura. 305-466-8910.
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Miami Heat vs.
Houston Rockets, 8:00 p.m., AAA
MONDAY 13
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Basketball vs. Milwaukee Panthers, 7 p.m. BUC.
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Florida Panthers
Hockey vs. Washington Capitals, 7:30 p.m. BAC.
TUESDAY 14
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Alcorn State Braves, 7:30 p.m. BUC.
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Miami Heat vs.
Denver Nuggets, 7:30 p.m., AAA
FRIDAY 17
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Miami Book Fair
International, street fair opens today and runs through Nov. 19,
Miami Dade College, Wolfson Campus, 300 NE Second Ave., Miami.
305-237-3000, www.miamibookfair.com.
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NASCAR Craftsman
Truck Ford 200, 8 p.m., Homestead Miami Speedway. 1 Speedway Blvd.,
Homestead. 305-230-5000.
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Miami Heat vs. New
York Knicks, 7:30 p.m., AAA
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Smart Growth Bus
Tour, 8:30-4 p.m., leaves from Trinity Cathedral, North Bayshore
Drive at Northeast 15th Street, Miami. 305-532-7227.
SATURDAY 18
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NASCAR 2 Day: Busch
Ford 300 & Nextel Ford 400 Championship Finale, 6 p.m., Homestead
Miami Speedway. 1 Speedway Blvd., Homestead. 305-230-5000.
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FIU Golden Panthers
Football vs. University of Louisiana-Lafayette, 6 p.m. FIU Community
Stadium, 11310 SW 17th St., Miami. 305-348-4263.
SUNDAY 19
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Miami Dolphins vs.
Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m. DS.
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NASCAR Nextel Cup
Series: Ford 400 Championship Finale, 2:30 p.m., Homestead Miami
Speedway. 1 Speedway Blvd., Homestead. 305-230-5000.
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Antiques &
Collectibles Outdoor Market, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m., every third Sunday
through April 15, 20th Avenue at Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood.
954-921-3016 x19
THURSDAY 23
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Turkey Trot 5K/10K,
7:30 a.m., Tropical Park, 7900 SW 40th St., 305-278-8668,
www.runmiami.com.
FRIDAY 24
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Basketball Thanksgiving Day Classic Day 1, 7 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Heat vs.
Orlando Magic, 7:30 p.m., AAA
SATURDAY 25
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. University of Louisiana-Lafayette, 1 p.m. BUC.
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Thanksgiving Day Classic Day 2, 6 p.m., BUC.
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FAU Owls vs. FIU
Golden Panthers, 7 p.m., DS.
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Five Star
Championship Rodeo, 8 p.m., Davie Arena, 6591 SW 45th St., Davie.
954-523-3309.
MONDAY 27
II DECEMBER II
SATURDAY 2
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FIU Golden Panthers
Football vs. Troy State Trojan. 7 p.m., FIU Community Stadium, 11310
SW 17th St., Miami. 305-348-4263.
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Hollywood Beach
Candy Cane Parade: Nautical Nutcracker, 7-10 p.m., Hollywood
Boulevard and A1A. 954-921-3404.
SUNDAY 3
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Miami Dolphins vs.
Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m., DS.
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays. 954-921-3016.
SATURDAY 9
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Lincoln Road
Walking Tour, 10:30 a.m., Art Deco Welcome Center, 1001 Ocean Drive,
Miami Beach. 305-672-2014.
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Greater Miami Dog
Club Show, through Dec. 10, FEC.
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Lehigh, 1 p.m. BUC.
SUNDAY 10
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Miami Dolphins vs.
New England Patriots, 1 p.m. Dolphin Stadium, 2269 Dan Marino Blvd.,
Miami Gardens. 305-623-6100.
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Holiday Run 5K/15K,
Palmetto Bay Village Center, 18001 Old Cutler Rd., Miami.
305-278-8668, www.runmiami.com.
MONDAY 11
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Mississippi State Bulldogs, 7 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Heat vs.
Toronto Raptors, 7:30 p.m., AAA
WEDNESDAY 13
SATURDAY 16
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Hot Import Nights,
5 p.m., MBCC.
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Stetson Hatters, 4 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Basketball vs. Texas State, 7:30 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Heat vs.
Memphis Grizzlies, 7:30 p.m., AAA
MONDAY 18
WEDNESDAY 20
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Miami Hurricanes
Men’s Basketball vs. Binghamton, 7:30 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Dolphins vs.
New York Jets, 8:30 p.m., DS.
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Everglades -
Morning Canoe Trip with ranger, through March 31, 2007, Everglades
National Park. 40001 S. R. 9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700 Visitor
Center, 239-695-2945, www.nps.gov/ever.
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Everglades -
Naturalist's Knapsack Tour, through March 31, 2007. Flamingo Visitor
Center Everglades National Park. 40001 S. R. 9336, Homestead.
305-242-7700, 239-695-2945, www.tropicalaudubon.org.
SATURDAY 23
MONDAY 25
THURSDAY 28
FRIDAY 29
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Deco and Design
Tour, 6 p.m., Art Deco Welcome Center, 1001 Ocean Drive, Miami
Beach, 305-535-2645, www.wolfsonian.org.
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Miami Hurricanes
Women’s Basketball Holiday Classic Day 2, 6 p.m., BUC.
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Miami Heat vs. New
Jersey Nets, 7:30 p.m., AAA
SUNDAY 31
II JANUARY 2007
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MONDAY 1
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Morning Bike Ride,
through April 30, 2007, 9 a.m. daily, Shark Valley, Everglades
National Park. 40001 S. R. 9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700.
TUESDAY 2
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73rd FedEx Orange
Bowl Football Game, 8 p.m., Dolphin Stadium, 2269 Dan Marino Blvd.,
Miami Gardens.
WEDNESDAY 3
FRIDAY 5
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Full Moon Bike
Ride, 6 p.m., Shark Valley, Everglades National Park. 40001 S.R.
9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700.
SUNDAY 7
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays. 954-921-3016.
WEDNESDAY 10
MONDAY 15
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19th Yacht and
Brokerage Show, through Feb. 19, Collins Avenue and Indian Creek
Waterway, Miami Beach.
THURSDAY 18
SATURDAY 20
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Five Senses Tour,
9:30 a.m., Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention Center
Drive, Miami Beach, 305-673-7256, www.mbgarden.org.
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5th Annual South
Beach Dachshund Winterfest, noon, Lummus Park, Ocean Drive between
10th & 11th streets, 305-695-1711.
SUNDAY 21
MONDAY 22
SATURDAY 27
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Tamiami
International Orchid Festival, through Jan. 28, FEC.
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Tropical 5K, 7:30
a.m., downtown Miami, 305-278-8668,
www.tropical5k.com.
SUNDAY 28
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Vintage South
Florida, celebration of history and architecture, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.,
Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st Avenue,
Hollywood. 954-921-3016.
TUESDAY 30
II FEBRUARY II
THURSDAY 1
FRIDAY 2
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Full Moon Bike
Ride, 6 p.m., Shark Valley, Everglades National Park. 40001 S. R.
9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700, 305-221-8776,
www.nps.gov/ever.
SUNDAY 4
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Superbowl XLI, DS.
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays. 954-921-3016.
MONDAY 5
FRIDAY 9
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Great EsSkate
Weekend 2007, inline event, through Sunday, Miami Beach. Register at
www.skatemiamibeach.com.
SUNDAY 11
TUESDAY 13
THURSDAY 15
THURSDAY 22
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Food Network South
Beach Wine & Food Festival, opens today and runs through Feb. 25,
locations throughout Miami Beach. 1-877-762-3933,
www.sobewineandfoodfest.com.
FRIDAY 23
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Home Design &
Remodeling Show, through March 25,
www.homeshows.net, MBCC.
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Seminole Tribe of
Florida Second Seminole War Reenactment, Billie Swamp Safari, Big
Cypress Reservation, 954-966-6300, ext. 1488.
SUNDAY 25
WEDNESDAY 28
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Winter Party
Festival, through March 5, on the beach along Ocean Drive and 14th
Street, and other venues throughout Miami Beach. 305-571-1924,
www.winterparty.com.
II MARCH II
FRIDAY 2
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Full Moon Bike
Ride, 6 p.m., Shark Valley, Everglades National Park. 40001 S. R.
9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700.
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Miami International
Orchid Show, through March 4, Sheraton Miami Mart, 711 NW 72nd Ave.,
Miami, 305-255-3656, www.sforchid.com.
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Miami Heat vs.
Detroit, 8 p.m., AAA
SUNDAY 4
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays. 954-921-3016.
MONDAY 5
WEDNESDAY 7
FRIDAY 9
SUNDAY 11
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Calle Ocho, annual
street celebration, from 11 a.m., SW Eighth Street, between Fourth
and 27th avenues, 305-644-8888,
www.carnavalmiami.com.
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Miami Heat vs.
Washington, 6 p.m., AAA
TUESDAY 13
THURSDAY 15
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Miami-Dade County
Fair & Exposition, weekdays 3 p.m., weekends noon, through April 1,
10901 Coral Way, 305-223-7060. www.fairexpo.com.
FRIDAY 16
SATURDAY 17
SUNDAY 18
MONDAY 19
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WGC-CA
Championship, through March 25, Doral Golf Resort, 4400 NW 87th
Ave., Miami. 305-477-4653. www.pgatour.com.
WEDNESDAY 21
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Sony Ericsson Open,
through April 1, Tennis Center, Crandon Park, Key Biscayne,
305-446-2200, www.SonyEricssonOpen.com.
THURSDAY 22
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Miami Wine and Food
Festival, through March 24, various events around Miami,
www.miamiwinefestival.org.
SATURDAY 24
MONDAY 26
THURSDAY 29
II APRIL II
SUNDAY 1
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Celebrity 5K Run,
7:30 a.m., along MacArthur Causeway, 305-278-8668, www.runmiami.com.
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Full Moon Bike
Ride, 6 p.m., Shark Valley, Everglades National Park, 40001 S. R.
9336, Homestead. 305-242-7700.
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Dream Car Classic,
10 a.m.-3 p.m., Hollywood Boulevard, between Young Circle and 21st
Avenue, Hollywood. Ongoing, first Sundays. 954-921-3016.
TUESDAY 3
FRIDAY 6
SATURDAY 7
SUNDAY 8
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Miami Heat vs.
Charlotte, 6 p.m., AAA
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Florida Marlins vs.
Philadelphia. DS.
MONDAY 9
TUESDAY 10
WEDNESDAY 11
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Miami Heat vs.
Washington, 7:30 p.m., AAA
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Florida Marlins vs.
Milwaukee. DS.
FRIDAY 13
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Miami Herald Travel
Experience, through April 15, MBCC.
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Miami Heat vs.
Indiana, 8 p.m., AAA
SATURDAY 14
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Third Annual Beach
Ball Festival 2007, today and tomorrow, Ocean Drive and Eighth
Street, Miami Beach. 305-673-3873,
www.beachballfestival.com.
SUNDAY 16
WEDNESDAY 18
THURSDAY 19
FRIDAY 20
SATURDAY 21
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