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Ask Keeley
By Keeley Smith
LOVE SPELLS & WEDDING WOES
Dear
Keeley,
I met
this guy at the gym and man does he got it goin’ on! We went out
recently and had a blast on the date. I swiped his ciggy lighter
while we were together that night and gave it to my friend the day
after; she’s a witch. She used his lighter and something of mine and
put a love spell on him. We’ve been like peanut butter and jelly
ever since. I’m worried that he may only be with me because of the
spell. I want to tell him about the spell but then it would be
broken and he might leave me. I feel bad deceiving him but I want to
keep him. What does a girl do?
Spellbound
Dear
Spellbound,
You had
a blast on the date, you said it yourself. He clearly sees something
special in you, too. Despite this, your underlying lack of
confidence and low self-esteem drove you to resort to witchery. You
obviously found it easier to consign your faith in conjuring rather
than your own je ne sais quoi.
We all
have our own enchanting qualities. The answer lies within the
discovery of what they are and then harnessing them for the power of
good. Use your feminine ingenuity to keep this man mystified and he
will stay by your side.
As far
as spilling the beans, you may not want to let the black cat out of
the bag. In certain instances, what a girl does to get a guy is not
as important as what she does to keep him. Believe in your own
powers and you will have magical results.
Keeley
Dear
Keeley,
I recently got engaged
and am now enduring the planning of the big day. My fiancée is
stressing out over every single detail and has yet to ask my input
on one iota. I know that a lot of women plan this event from the
time they are little girls and can appreciate the romantic ideal but
I too have expectations for my wedding day. Our tastes are so
different, how do I ensure my nuptials don’t end up a frilly scene
or at the very least, offer my opinion without getting my head
bitten off?
Up to
Here
Dear Up
To Here,
You are
about to trespass onto territory that is traditionally unfriendly to
bridegrooms. When a woman is planning her big day the groom
customarily stands back and lets the bride have her way. If he finds
he must infringe on her fervor he risks a lifetime of regret. If
anything, and I mean any-tiny-little-thing goes awry, it will
undeniably be the groom who is to blame.
As does
the female bird prepare the nest, so does the bride-to-be assert her
natural nuptial instincts. This is a force not to be reckoned with.
You cannot fool with Mother Nature, nor should you try.
So let
your fiancée have her day. Don’t be the frill Gestapo – there is a
garage in your future that will require your masculine touch.
Keeley
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