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Dead People

Halloween is this coming Tuesday and you are probably tired of the same costume party at your friend’s house, or watching scary movies at home. Or renting Halloween to honor the great Michael Myers. But if dressing up like Dracula or a Sexy Witch is getting old, then go see real dead bodies.

Bodies…The Exhibition finally made its way to Miami (officially the city of South Miami) after several other local governments turned it down. You see, the controversy that surrounds this meant-for-educational-purposes-only display is where the bodies came from (we don’t mean the stork or any such nonsense; we mean their origins). These formerly living folks are all unidentified cadavers from the Republic of China.

Walking to the ticket counter area with a dividing rope for crowd control has that theme park feel to it. From the looks of it, it’s really needed. Thousands of South Floridians have already visited Bodies. At the ticket booth you are offered an audio and a non-audio tour. The audio version features a cell phone-like contraption with a number keypad, which you use to type in the specified lecture number for the corresponding specimen you are viewing.

The space formerly known as the Virgin Megastore is dimly lit for effect. Awestruck patrons gawk and press foreheads to Plexiglas encasing the perfectly preserved body parts.

At first, it’s hard to tell whether you grimace from disgust, amazement or simple bewilderment. It may very well be all of the above. The thing about this exhibition is that it may for the very first time make you aware of the body you’ve been carrying around for years (and we don’t mean the one in the trunk of your car). The way all those intricate organs, vessels, muscles and bones work together in synchronicity. Now that’s a pretty scary thought.

Each room — the 33,000 square feet are split into systems of the body like circulatory, nervous, digestive, reproductive, etc.— has its own appeal, not to mention interesting trivia about the human body. Did you know we spend 30 minutes as a single-cell or that babies are born with 300 bones versus the 206 we have as adults?

The “creepy” part of the exhibit is probably all the cross-sections of different parts of the human body. Something about a human body sliced up like pork chops is definitely unsettling. But still, you can’t help but want to stare and get as close as possible to whatever is on display. In some cases there is no barrier between the visitor and the dead body. No touching allowed.

The fetus and the circulatory-system rooms are by far the most awe-inspiring/shudder-inducing of all.

If you’re lucky you’ll get to hold a real human heart. (It feels rubbery from all the silicone used to preserve it but surreal nonetheless.)

Bodies …The Exhibition is on view through March 25, 2007 at The Shops of Sunset Place, 5701 Sunset Drive, Suite #150, South Miami. Tickets are $22.50 for adults, $16 for children under 12 and $20.50 for seniors; tack on an extra $5 for the audio component. Check out videos and other information on the Web at www.bodiestheexhibition.com or call 1-866-866-8265.

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