Groundwork
by Helen Hill


Pembroke Park Place: Nothing new is old again.

West Side Posh

When the Mondrian South Beach officially opens its sales center on Dec. 7 (during Art Basel), it will mark a couple of “firsts.” For the Morgans Hotel Group, famed for such hotels as the Delano, Miami Beach; Royalton, New York City; and Sanderson, London as well as Mondrian Hotels in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Scottsdale, the Mondrian South Beach will be the company’s first condo hotel and private residences for sale.

In Miami Beach, the Mondrian South Beach marks the first time a major hotel flag has moved off the ocean and west to Biscayne Bay. The newly posh West Avenue location is far enough away from the beach bustle (tumult!) to provide some serenity, yet close enough for strolling to shopping and entertainment. Situated on several hundred feet of waterfront with boat docks and views of the ocean and downtown Miami, the 16-story property will undergo a $60 million makeover into 342 units – studios, one- and two-bedroom units and four penthouse suites.

Some background to the property as described in Groundwork in November 2004: Originally known as Forte Towers, the three-tower rental complex received a $140 million restoration in 2002 and was sold two years later to conversion specialist Crescent Heights, which converted the north and south tower to condos (back then unit prices started in the $150s!).

Earlier this year, MHG and an affiliate of Hudson Capital acquired the existing building and land for a gross purchase price of $110 million; they are transforming the prized center tower into the über-prestigious Mondrian South Beach. The array of hotel amenities will include pool, spa, event and meeting space and fine dining. Waterfront services will include private VIP boat slips for sailing and yachting. Prices start at $400,000 for bayfront studios and rise to $4 million for the four private penthouses.

Centers to Sell, Sell, Sell

Whatever the perceived state of the market, buildings are going ahead and sales centers opening. Among the most recent additions:

The design team of Yabu Pushelberg has done it again with eye-catching modern interiors in the new Trump Hollywood sales center at 2750 S. Ocean Drive, Hollywood Beach. On display is a model residence, larger-than-life scale model and a wooden terrace to give a chic island resort feel to the property. Developers Donald Trump and the Related Group’s Jorge Perez are building a 40-story glass tower, set on 240 feet of beach on the ocean. The property will offer 200 three-to five-bedroom residences, all with private elevator access and unobstructed ocean, Intracoastal and city views.

Going a couple of miles south to Sunny Isles Beach, the developers of Paramount Beach want to get a jump on sales as the season approaches so they’ve opened a temporary sales center in the Pro International Realty offices at 18660 Collins Ave., Suite 107, while their formal center is under construction nearby. Set on 300 feet of beach with a private beach club, Paramount Beach units will feature floor-to-ceiling windows, deep terraces, flow-through floor plans and unobstructed views of ocean, beach and the Intracoastal waterway. Amenities include an infinity edge pool, a sunset lagoon lounge and P:LINK SMART technology. Prodigy International is handling sales.

On the mainland in Miami’s newly popular Biscayne Corridor, Unika, at 4300 Biscayne Blvd., celebrated the opening of its sales center, with La Playa Properties in charge of sales. Architects Borges + Associates have designed a contemporary 15-story building for developer Lauris Boulanger with 167 studios and one- and two-bedroom units featuring large terraces offering views of Biscayne Bay, downtown Miami and Miami Beach.

‘English as She Is Spoke’

Selling condominiums via print to a U.S. audience requires a certain amount of sophistication — or at least a familiarity with the English language. A recent “Retire to Panama” brochure, which landed on my front lawn tucked inside the daily paper, has some attention-grabbing ad copy. One luxury property waxes lyrical — “Imagine … a family studio to gather the family at the end of the day, a kitchen where to create the most delicious dishes and a laundry room to maintain sparkling clothes…” More picturesque is a new development offering a “balcony of 9.10 square meters and a flowerpot stand of 1.6 square meters” with the coup de grâce, a “Great Hungry room Kitchen Whatever of employee with bath.” My mangled-language award of the week goes to the ad for a new luxury building offering “warehouses (deposits) and available parkings for the sale. Tanks of water reservations (reserve), safety booth 24 hours, and (a must-have for every building) an “electrical Doorman”!

While on the topic of ads, as the market dips, some developers of South Florida properties are trying harder with “out there” visuals, short on taste but long on edginess. An ad seen recently (in this paper yet!) for Fontana: A female model dressed in nothing but a turban, apron and high heels and wielding a feather duster, struts across a full page with the slogan “Dare to Express Thy Ego” printed over her butt! Wow, makes me want to run right over there and buy two! (Condos, that is.)

Different but worth a giggle (or grimace at the ageism implied) is the ad for Pembroke Park Place, a new attainably priced condo development. The picture shows the head of an old grey-haired man on a young, buff body, with the caption “No matter how you look at it, sprucing up an old condo conversion just isn’t the same as brand new.” The text repeats the message, “Why settle for old when you can own new...?”

These ads certainly catch the eye, but do they catch buyers? (Opinions please to hhill@miamisunpost.com.)

Coming up:

We’re in the midst of Celebrate Architecture 2006, and for a complete program schedule

and ticket purchase information call 1-800-361-7724 or visit www.aiamiami.com or www.ArchitectureDays.com.

Among the offerings (costs vary for each event):

Saturday, Nov. 11; 2-5 p.m. Wynwood Tour: Warehouse to Art House

This exclusive guided tour will explain why the Wynwood neighborhood in Miami is such a magnet for creative energy and provide a glimpse into the future Arts District.

Saturday, Nov. 11, 6 p.m. AIA Miami Design Night Party

AIA Miami and Architectural Digest celebrate Miami design. Hosted by Craig Robins, president of Dacra Development, in his historic Moore Building and outdoor garden in the Miami Design District. AIA Miami will announce the winners of its annual design awards during the event.

Sunday, Nov. 12; 1-4 p.m. Tropical Modernism

Showcasing the inside/outside nature of living in the subtropics, this tour features a visit to the Kampong, the historic 10-acre home of famed botanist David Fairchild on Biscayne Bay, and other distinctive homes.

Sunday, Nov. 12; 4-6 p.m. Raymond Jungles lecture

The visionary landscape architect will talk about the next big things for Miami’s outdoor spaces. The Kampong, Biscayne Bay, 4013 Douglas Road, Coconut Grove.

Tuesday, Nov. 14; 11.30 a.m. CREW-Miami (Commercial Real Estate Women)

Monthly luncheon meeting: “What’s the latest in Capital Markets?” with Bob Bradley of Holliday Fenoglio Fowler LP; Mary E. Dubas, Principal Real Estate Investors; Sherry Frankel, AFA Asset Services; and Erika Stilwell, Falcon Funding LLC. Miami Hilton Airport Hotel, 5101 Blue Lagoon Drive, Miami. Members $35, others $45 + $10 for walk-ins. Register at www.crewmiami.org or call 305-446-4567.

Wednesday, Nov. 15; 8 a.m. Urban Land Institute (ULI) Southeast Florida/Caribbean District Council's Young Leader's Group

Networking breakfast meeting sponsored by Gunster Yoakley. Guest Speaker: Ford Gibson, Gibson Development Group. Members and nonmembers welcome. Hyatt Regency, 400 SE Second Ave., Miami. Members $25, nonmembers $35, info or to register call 1-800-321-5011, reference event #8135-0718.

Thursday, Nov. 16, 7 p.m. “Celebrate Architecture” program, with AIA Miami Chapter

“Manor House to Penthouse: The Transition Back to Opulent Urban Living.” Zeitgeist Showroom, 3886 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Call 305-576-1097.

Helen Hill is a freelance writer specializing in real estate and lifestyle topics.

Please send news items on Miami-Dade real estate to hhill@miamisunpost.com.

 

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