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One Fresh Spin, One Old Gem
By Marc Stephens 

If you’ve spent the past 25 years wondering where the late Karen Carpenter’s musical soul got to — and who hasn’t? — then look no further.

The Pernice Brothers are without doubt the Carpenters of the new millennium, more masculine and energetic but still worshiping at the same pristine pop altar, come what may. Cheesy keyboards, overwrought strings, soft romantic vocals: It’s all here and then some, even down to the inescapable AM-style harmonies and guitar solos made familiar by heyday Carpenters’ hits like "Goodbye to Love."

  • Artist: Pernice Brothers

  • Album: Live a Little

  • Released: Oct. 3, 2006

  • Label: Ashmont

  • Track to Try: "Microscopic View"

If this sounds like a gratuitous broadside at Joe Pernice & Co., think again.

Appreciating Live a Little and the rest of their catalogue may be somewhat embarrassing, or even (gasp) “uncool,” but sometimes being uncool simply can’t be helped. What musical grinch wouldn’t be won over by “PCH One’s” lullabied chorus, or the smitten perfection of “Microscopic View,” whose signature line (“You’re more eccentric every year …”) can be applied to just about every relationship since Cleopatra?

The band’s ability to nurture and maintain a mood is also extraordinary; too many indie records today lurch from song to song like cars veering off a wet road, but Joe Pernice and his lilting exhalations can be counted on to unfailingly guide the listener from light to dark and back again, with nary a misstep in between. Diehard punk or metal fans be warned that stumbling anywhere near auditory range of Live a Little will likely turn you and all your worldly possessions to stone. But the moral of the story: There are still a few morsels of love and sweetness left in the world, and Joe Pernice is working overtime to corner the market.


Camel had roots in so many highly revered progressive rock bands that the beatific designation “supergroup” wouldn’t have been at all inappropriate. Featuring veterans of the Wilde Flowers, Caravan and Happy the Man just for starters, through the years Camel’s incestuous revolving membership comprised a veritable Who’s Who of the famed British art-rock scene. Their greatest hits compilations are certainly worth checking out, but it was the band’s move toward the pop mainstream on 1978’s Breathless that really made for some interesting and focused music.

  • Artist: Camel

  • Album: Breathless

  • Released: 1978

  • Label: Deram

  • Track to Try: “Breathless”

The late ’70s saw numerous acts successfully meld the overwrought orchestrations of art-rock with the shorter, catchier aspects of traditional pop, among them Be Bop Deluxe, Genesis and even Rush. The charged impatience of punk and disco did much to render the staid progressive juggernauts irrelevant; after all, with hyperactive three-minute escapism the order of the day, who had time for pompous 12-minute digressions on mythology or the nuances of medieval warfare? So Camel adapted, and beginning with its immortal title track, Breathless is blessed with some of the most gorgeous romantic dedications you’ll ever hear. Fret not, prog fans — the band’s progressive guitars and signature keyboards haven’t been totally thrown overboard. But just how does lead vocalist Richard Sinclair invest his soaring notes on “Breathless” with such naked emotion? Moreover, he shares vocal duties with guitarist Andy Latimer, whose flute work and layered performance on “A Wing and a Prayer,” while not quite as spectacular, still pierce the heart with pastoral immediacy. True, a smidgen of forgiveness on the listener’s part is probably essential to enjoy this record, thanks to its dated (and inevitable) ’70s excesses. But if Breathless proves anything, it’s that an established band’s most stimulating and distinctive output can often spring from a shift in direction.

Marc Stephens is a Web consultant by day, writer by night. Comments? E-mail sunpostmusic1 at bellsouth.net.

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Marc Stephens is a Web consultant by day, writer by night. Comments? E-mail sunpostmusic1 at bellsouth.net.

 

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