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Wakefield

Give Us Condos, or Your Poor Sick Grandmother Gets It

Mercy Hospital President Vows to Raise Funds the Nonprofit Needs. But It’ll Be So Much Harder Without a Land Sale.

By Rebecca Wakefield

A computer-generated image shows the same Vizcaya-eye view of the condo tower with a 20-percent height reduction from the original plan. Rendering provided by the Related Group.

John Matuska, president and CEO of Mercy Hospital, has a dream. Matuska wants to take the little old hospital built by nuns in Coconut Grove and make it a state-of-the-art facility, with expanded clinical programs. He figures he needs about $200 million-$300 million to do so. He thought he had found a way to generate some of the money when the Related Group and Ocean Land offered to buy about six acres of parking lot near the water.

Assuming the city went for the necessary zoning change, the development group would in turn build 300 luxury condos and make a sizable pile of cash. Things went well at first. The Coconut Grove Chamber of Commerce and the Village Council supported it. A couple of squeaky-wheel homeowner associations followed suit after some financial settlements were made.

Then, suddenly, problems. Pesky Grovites tuned in to a process that had been quietly moving forward for two years. The city’s advisory Planning and Zoning boards recommended against the zoning change. Local blogs, such as the Coconut Grove Grapevine, fired up the evil-developer rhetoric. Then the trustees of the Vizcaya Museum & Gardens started hiring people to demonstrate that the condos would destroy the tranquil sightlines of Vizcaya. County Commissioner Carlos Gimenez, who wants to run for city of Miami mayor in a couple of years, backed them. City Commission chambers filled with opponents as nervous politicians tried to divine electoral consequence from all the money and passion colliding in the room.

All of this left Matuska deeply frustrated. Mercy Hospital currently resembles, in sections, the set of a B-grade horror movie in which you fully expect Jack Nicholson to jump out from an elevator and run screaming down the hall. When I walked into Matuska’s office (escorted by cheerfully and relentlessly on-message public relations man Israel Kreps), I half-hoped to see Christopher Lee rise slowly from an overstuffed leather chair.

Unfortunately, Matuska’s office was quite ordinary, if filled with more nuns and crosses than the average CEO’s. Matuska himself has pale blue eyes, a broad, moon-shaped face, and a slight New Jersey accent. I decided he looked like the sane younger brother of either Dennis Hopper or Christopher Walken, and said so. “I get James Caan sometimes,” he said gamely.

Matuska ran through his pitch. The nutshell version is that Mercy, built around 1950, is too old. The buildings need to be replaced. A new ER is being built. The not-for-profit hospital makes it, but is struggling to compete against for-profits such as Baptist Health Systems, which uses its wider profit margins and larger size to leverage much better deals out of insurance providers. The money has to come from either leveraging the land’s value, or fundraising.

Matuska essentially wants Mercy (which currently sees about 21,000 patients a year, 3193 of them charity cases) to become almost a boutique operation, attracting specialists such as neurosurgeons and developing new clinical programs, as well as serving more patients. Miami Heat Coach Pat Riley got his hip surgery done at Mercy, and Matuska would love for the hospital to become the first choice for other osteo patients.

“It’s a waste to have it as a parking lot when it can be used to provide medical services,” he said. Already the land can be used to build medical offices, or an assisted living facility, but Matuska said they went with residential because the traffic impacts on overloaded Bayshore Drive would be much less. He didn’t anticipate the opposition from wealthy, influential Vizcaya supporters.

“I suspect the motives of these people,” Matuska told me, but refused to elaborate on what those motives might be. “The question I have, is why were [opponents] asleep for two years?”

My stab at this is that the Mercy issue is Commissioner Marc Sarnoff’s ticket to re-election in November. In the last election, just fewer than 5,500 people bothered to vote in his district, about 15 percent of registered voters. A big portion of those came from Coconut Grove, which was the epicenter of anti-incumbent sentiment. Because Sarnoff only has one year between elections to distinguish himself, he’s got to score one or two big victories if he wants to discourage a credible opponent from attempting to take his seat away.

So even though the SunPost quoted Sarnoff last May, as a then-Village Council member, calling the condo proposal “a good project,” because its traffic impact would be less than office buildings, he’s now the white knight of saving the Grove from Related Group Chairman Jorge Perez.

Matuska just shrugged noncommittally when I mentioned this theory.

Kreps showed me a couple of renderings of what the condos would look like as viewed from the garden terrace at Vizcaya. In it, the buildings, which the developer offered to reduce by 20 percent, barely peeked over the Photoshopped treetops.

John Hinson, a condo developer himself and co-chairman of the special preservation committee of the Vizcayans, scoffed at these photos when I asked him later why, if the rendering was accurate, such a small disturbance would be so, well, disturbing. A Related Group spokesman had also told me they offered to helicopter in 50-foot-tall oak trees to mask the condos. He also noted that you can already see parts of Brickell from Vizcaya.

Hinson, who amusingly kept referring to the condo project as the Related Group's “final solution,” explained that Vizcaya is currently in the middle of planning $50 million worth of renovations and they can’t “just indiscriminately plant a bunch of trees in the garden.”

Related later e-mailed me the updated photos, without the trees. In these, the towers aren’t huge, but they do certainly change the character of the view. Hinson and the others wanted a massive reduction, as much as 50 percent of the original project. This was a no-can-do for Related Group, senior executive Bill Thompson told me. “We have spoken to Mercy about a reduction in price [to offset the project’s reduced profits] and Mercy has respectfully said no,” he said. “If we go lower it might meet Vizcaya’s goal, but defeats the purpose of Mercy selling the land.”

Thus after multiple meetings between the Vizcayans and Related Group, the garden people declined, politely, to support the developer’s plan. Hinson said that Vizcaya is a national treasure on par with Mount Vernon or Monticello, and its protectors won’t compromise that for the sake of letting a hospital sell off its assets to “a luxury condo development scheme.” “If this deal goes through,” he said, “this land can never again be used to help poor people [because of the land value]. There are huge public impacts.”

Says Thompson: “We don’t feel we have a negative impact on Vizcaya but we respect their position. We’ve all tried, on both sides. At this point we can’t go any further.”

What if the Miami City Commission kills the project? “I’d have to find another way [to raise money] and it would take me longer to do,” Matuska said. “But I’ll do it, come hell or high water.…”

He paused, looked around the room as if a giant ruler was poised above his knuckles. “I don’t want the sisters mad at me,” he said. “Say ‘Come low or high water.’”

The City Commission will vote on this issue today (April 26) at City Hall, beginning at 10 a.m. Wear your waders.

 Comments? E-mail wakefield@miamisunpost.com.

 

 

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