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So much to see...

 

Cover Story

An Idiot’s Guide to the Primary Elections

There’s a lot more going on Jan. 29 than just nominating the president

 

Feature

Miami Law

The man in charge of giving legal advice to the Miami City Commission is under investigation for breaking the law.

 

Feature

Free Wi-Fi

Miami Beach is slowly moving forward with its long-delayed, $5.2 million free wireless system.

 

NEWS

 

Two Miami business owners plan to file suit to stop $2.9 billion downtown plan

 

When demolishing Miami Beach historic structures, paying off your neighbors helps

 

Veteran Miami Beach Planning Board members ousted

Miami Zoning Board says a dire housing market is no argument for zoning change

Coral Gables condo residents complain about noise from restaurants and events

Hallandale Beach officials squabble over commissioners who also sit on pension board

 

Letters: Not so many people liked us last week

 

 

COLUMNS

 

Wakefield: mess with lobbyist Miguel de Grandy at your own risk

 

Bound explores a  serial killer with moxie in John Leake’s Entering Hades: The Double Life of a Serial Killer

 

Make Me The President: Team Republicans isn't so sure what it stands for anymore

 

Film: Untracable is watchable, but  it ain't too exciting

And: Film Capsules

 

Chow: Grab some crab tools and head to a Coral Gables stone crab picnic

And: Restaurant Listings

 

Theater: Jamie Jackson isn't a Dirty Rotten Scoundrel — he just plays one onstage

 

Plus: Prepare for some raunchy entertainment in the Gazillionaire’s Late Nite Lounge.

 

Letters: Not so many people liked us last week

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Film

Thursday, Jan. 24, 08

Untraceable Is Just Plain Uninteresting  

By Dan Hudak

Diane Lane and Colin Hanks chase down an online murderer in Untraceable.

Sometimes a few words say it all. Here are some of my notes compiled while watching Untraceable, a rather unremarkable suspense thriller:

“Nice premise. How they catch the killer should be interesting.”

Diane Lane is fine, but she looks better with long hair.”

“The torture is not very graphic, thankfully.”

“The ending is too easy. And shouldn’t there be a plot twist?”

“Disappointed.”              

Lane plays FBI cybercrimes investigator Jennifer Marsh, a single mom who’s good at what she does and has a nice rapport with her co-worker, Griffin Dowd (Colin “stop calling me Tom’s son” Hanks). She gets a tip that the Web site www.killwithme.com (go ahead and click it, Web readers) features live streaming video of people being tortured to death, and soon she and Detective Eric Box (Billy Burke) are tracking the killer (Joseph Cross), whom they believe lives nearby. But they’d better hurry because the more people who visit the site, the quicker the victim dies, whether by lethal injection or severe burns from heat lamps.

The movie is just plain dull. The killer’s torture contraptions look like second-hand rejects from Saw, and the story is little more than your typical cops-chasing-the-bad-guy tedium. Director Gregory Hoblit (Fracture) doesn’t even offer the suspense of trying to figure out who the murderer is (we’re told about halfway through).

It’s surprising that more cybercrime thrillers haven’t been made in recent years, especially considering how prominent the Internet has become. Sandra Bullock’s The Net had reasonable success when released in 1995, and elements of Internet chicanery have been a recurring cinematic motif ever since. But as a genre, the cybercrime picture has yet to come into its own.

Untraceable doesn’t offer much progress in this regard, but it does partially explain why the genre has remained stagnant. Early in the film, Jennifer explains to her boss (Peter Lewis) why they can’t track the killer, and there’s so much technical talk about servers, domains, IP addresses and Russia that you need the Geek Squad to figure out what’s going on. If something is this complex, then we probably do have some time before the genre takes hold. Fortunately, the essentials are implied by the title, so you don’t feel lost for very long.

The movie has elements of social commentary in that people seem to love watching others at their worst, as evidenced by the popularity of reality television. Having the individuals who hit the site become accomplices in the murder is a clever idea, but at no point are there any ramifications for endorsing the murder, which means there’s no critique of the mass populace for embracing such crass entertainment. It is for this reason that the movie fails to achieve the subtle metaphor it was not-so-subtly chasing.

Untraceable is not quite unwatchable, but it is uninteresting, undynamic and unfulfilling.

 

Untraceable  **

Directed by Gregory Hoblit. Written by Robert Fyvolent, Mark R. Brinker and Allison Burnett. Starring Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks. Rated R.

**** A genuine must-see

*** Entertaining

**  Mediocre, but not worthless

*  A wretched waste of time

 

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