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Wakefield

Thursday, Jan. 24, 08

Task Force TV

 There are only a few more county Charter Review Task Force meetings — and they make for some of the best reality TV around

By Rebecca Wakefield 

Lobbyist and Charter Review Task Force member Miguel De Grandy is fine with ego clashing — so long as his doesn’t get crushed.

Nobody insults Miguel De Grandy and gets away with it. The guy packs a mean rhetorical punch and he’s not shy about letting it fly. Mario Artecona found that out last week, when he made an offhand reference to De Grandy in his remarks to the Miami-Dade Charter Review Task Force.

The task force is the body of County Commission appointees charged with reviewing the county’s home rule charter and recommending changes that should be put to public vote.

Two of the charter questions are on the Jan. 29 ballot. They include whether to move the qualifying date for commission candidates three weeks earlier (to save the election department money) and whether or not to make the property appraiser’s office elected rather than appointed.

But the task force has made many other recommendations, any of which may or may not be put on future ballots by the County Commission. These include setting a higher barrier to the urban development boundary, restoring a great deal of power to citizen petition efforts neutered by vengeful county commissioners, and paying commissioners more, but kicking them out of office sooner.

These are big questions and well deserving of a public vote. But in Artecona’s view, there is another issue that never got a full airing — whether to change the structure of the 13 single-member districts from which commissioners are elected. During a public hearing, Artecona (who is the executive director of the Miami Business Forum, but spoke here only of his own personal opinion) praised the task force for a generally thoughtful process. Then he made the fatal comment.

“I feel the task force gave up way too early on the discussion of the revamp of the [single-member district] system,” he said. “I personally feel the group was manipulated by one of your members. Writing an op-ed piece and speaking about the greatness of parochialism, [he was] basically casting a shadow on anyone who wants to have a debate of regionalism versus district, [that they’re] somehow trying to take something away from minorities.”

Artecona didn’t mention him by name. But De Grandy, watching a tape of the meeting later (he’s a member, but wasn’t at the meeting), was incensed. De Grandy had, after all, written the op-ed piece in the Miami Herald a couple of days after the group had agreed that its members would funnel all its opinions through the task force’s chairman, Victor Diaz. I mentioned the squabble over this in a previous column.

So the next day, the task force had another meeting. De Grandy attended and let loose on Artecona and Diaz for some 30 minutes for impugning his reputation. Impugning may seem hard to do to a guy who is, arguably, the most successful lobbyist running the County Commission. But apparently it is still possible. “It ticked me off,” De Grandy told me. “The word manipulation involves some sort of underhanded behavior. Artecona insulted every member of this board as well as me. This is the second time someone took a pot shot at me. And because Victor Diaz, the chair, disagrees with me philosophically, he lets it happen.”

Diaz shot back. “While it’s my responsibility to make sure the debate remains respectful and high-level, I do not view my role as being the speech police,” he responded. “When you invite the public to speak, you have to be careful not to stifle it.”

Of course, this is why the squabble is worth noting. Behind De Grandy’s stance is what some view as a very considered game of smoke and mirrors aimed not at redeeming his tarnished virtue, but at deflecting a dangerous debate.

I’m in this camp. In the Web cast, which is on the county’s site, the more interesting comments come from other task force members after Artecona speaks. Several, including Diaz, former Miami Mayor Maurice Ferre, attorney Jorge Luis Lopez, former County Attorney Murray Greenberg and former Miami Beach Mayor David Dermer, express interest in bringing the single-member district question back into debate at the next meeting.

De Grandy is a former state legislator who played an instrumental role in establishing single-member districts. His success as a lobbyist courting commissioners who have benefited from this system depends on the system remaining in place.

That’s not to say that he’s fundamentally wrong. This is a thorny issue. In the past, county commissioners were elected at-large, by every county voter who bothered to turn up. But for the past decade and a half, each commissioner has been elected only by a narrow district. Voters have no say whatsoever in who the other 12 politicians screwing them over are. The change was made after federal lawsuits were filed charging, correctly, that minorities weren’t adequately represented on the board.

Artecona and many others have argued that electing at least some commissioners at-large would force them to focus on a countywide perspective, rather than being essentially pothole mayors of their little districts. There are obvious pros and cons to consider, but it’s a broad discussion that should be pursued.

De Grandy’s view is that the discussion was had and 11 task force board members (of 21 who showed up on the day of voting) agreed with him that the system should remain the same. He thinks the process of clashing egos has been generally a good one, producing many worthy recommendations. But he denies the smoke and mirrors theory.

“I’m flattered in some respects that people think I have so much power,” he said, practically grinning through the phone. “But all I did was talk. How, by reacting to Artecona, I could be viewed as manipulating the process again, I marvel at that.”

But oddly enough, the infighting among county insiders was not the most fascinating part of last Wednesday’s meeting. The weirdest and most illustrative part came when Miami New Times staff writer Calvin Godfrey went to the speaker’s podium and addressed the group.

He unmasked himself as the perpetrator of a bizarre stunt a few weeks past. Godfrey wrote a story about a preacher in Homestead who was petitioning the task force to replace the ethics commission with a public dunking stool, the better to punish government ne’er-do-wells.

Godfrey admitted that he’d made up the preacher and even called members of the task force pretending to be the preacher, in order to write this strange story. “I hoped to make this unmasking more dramatic by shaving right here at the podium,” he began, before explaining that he broke journalistic conventions for a good reason.

“The words ‘tough on crime’ have become a catch-all phrase in this county, but who’s getting tough on the County Commission?” he asked. “People are fed up, and most share a feeling that government here is so thoroughly corrupt, it’s not even worth thinking about. I disagree, and that’s why I invented Pastor Simon Graves and his modest proposal. It was a stunt, but aimed at getting people to think a little more about government.”

Mission accomplished.

Comments? E-mail wakefield@miamisunpost.com.