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Film

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Bites

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Theater

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Groundwork

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Letters

Thursday, Jan. 31, 08

This Movie Theater Sucks!

Last week I went to the Regal South Beach Cinema 18 expecting an enjoyable night out, but instead events caused me to leave without seeing the movie. A couple arrived just as the film was starting and the woman asked if I could move over so that she and her male companion could sit together. I moved as requested, and immediately regretted it.

The man sat next to me and his breath reeked of alcohol. He took the woman’s hand, placed it between his thighs and they started moving their hands. I don’t know exactly what they were doing, but the continuous motion prevented me from concentrating on the movie.

Eventually I asked the man if they would stop moving their hands, and they did for a while, but he then put a hat on top of their hands. By now I’d lost track of the film, and the smell of his breath was unpleasant.

Also, there was a woman at the back of the theater with a young baby, which was crying occasionally. That was a minor irritation, but either someone asked the woman to leave or she realized it was annoying people, and she left. However, after a while she returned. That was when I decided to leave.

In addition a woman in the same row was making a call on her cell phone. I complained to the manager on duty, who said he couldn’t discriminate (“Not even against drunks and people with young babies?” I asked) and suggested that maybe I’d like the whole movie theater to myself.

Well, I can discriminate. Although I live within walking distance of the Regal, and have been a regular customer for years, I can choose to see a film at another movie theater, or watch one on cable television or hire a video. This way I won’t be annoyed by drunks, crying babies, inconsiderate people using their phone while other people are trying to watch a film they have paid to see, or — most important of all — insolent movie theater managers.

M. David Frost

Miami Beach

 

Answer Me, Mr. Molloy!

I have just read the article by Lee Molly [Make Me the President, “Episode 2: A Question of Race,” by Lee Molloy, published Jan. 17]. I would like a written answer by Mr. Molloy about his statement, “It looks like a yarmulke may now be joining the cranial attire,” speaking of Mayor Bloomberg. What does a yarmulke have to do with Mayor Bloomberg thinking of running for president? Mr. Malloy’s try at humor did not work. Maybe he should try another career. Does Mr. Malloy have a problem with someone wearing a yarmulke running for president? Mayor Bloomberg does not wear a yarmulke. If he does have such a problem then he deserves Clinton.

Norman Grossman

Miami Beach

Response from Lee Molloy: What's up Norman? Wow, I'm impressed by your ability to spell my name three different ways in as many sentences — good job! So, now you have four episodes of MMTP to read and I'm sure that even you can see that I have made fun of every candidate or potential candidate equally throughout the race so far. And, to answer your question directly, I couldn't care less if Bloomberg wears a yarmulke, a fedora or a tiara — if he runs for president he is fair game for my column and I will continue to make fun of him. The bottom line here, Norman, is that you need to stop seeing anti-Semitic conspiracies, or indeed columnists, around every corner and relax. Anyway, my buddy Mel Gibson is on the line and I have to take the call. Peace Out. 

 

Majority Rules

As a high school government teacher in Miami-Dade County, I read with interest your article regarding the county Charter Review Task Force debates on single-member districts. [Wakefield, “Task Force TV,” published Jan. 24.] You inform that the day the issue was debated, 11 members of the task force voted to maintain the single-member district system that was originally imposed by a federal court as a result of a finding that Miami-Dade County's election system violated the Voting Rights Act. You also informed that there are 21 members on the task force.     

How could Mr. Mario Artecona state with a straight face that the process wasn't fair, or was somehow manipulated? The last time I checked, in our democratic system of government, the majority rules. Mr. Artecona needs to learn to count; 11 members constituted a majority of the board.

Ray Del Toro

Miami

 

Be Honest, Mr. Artecona 

It is obvious why Mario Artecona and the Miami Business Forum want to go back to the days when commissioners were elected at-large. [Wakefield, “Task Force TV,” published Jan. 24.] The bigger the district that you have to run in, the more money you need from special interests to win the race, and the more beholden you must be to groups like the Miami Business Forum. I think Mr. Artecona had every right to express his disagreement or disappointment with the task force’s decisions, but he should not cloak himself in the mantle of good government in doing so. He should be honest about the fact that he represents a special interest group that is nostalgic about the days when their money could buy influence at County Hall.

Aimée Fraguela

Miami

 

Forget At-Large Elections

It’s obvious that the Miami Business Forum and its mouthpiece, Mario Artecona, would love to see the at-large system return to county government, where politics are again dominated by the lily-white Miami business establishment. [Wakefield, “Task Force TV,” published Jan. 24.] If it wasn’t for the single-member district system that was imposed by a federal court, we would still have only one token Hispanic and one token African-American member on the commission.

Luke Meadows

Miami

 

So, What’s Up, Mr. Sarnoff?

Commissioner Sarnoff:

Erik Bojnansky of the SunPost asks the following question: “So why haven't commissioners done anything about it?” [“Inside Man,” published Jan. 24.] As you know, I have asked this question of your office numerous times, but to date you and your fellow commissioners have done nothing. Why is that?

Brent Cutler

Miami

 

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