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F for Conduct

Rapists, assailants, drug dealers and fraudsters are working in our schools. Do you know what your child’s teacher has done?

 

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Sport Fanatic Bowl

Football fans bid farewell to the Orange Bowl by mobbing their favorite sports figures and bidding on pieces of the soon-to-be flattened landmark.

 

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Showtime!

The New World Symphony breaks ground for its future Frank Gehry-designed home. Will it be as cool as the party?

 

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The Beauty Within

A legal turf war between the county and the city of Miami threatens to unravel plans to expand the landmark Lyric Theater.

 

NEWS

 

Election

What the results for the state, county and your city mean to you

 

Miami

Dana Nottingham resigns as the DDA seeks a new director

 

Coconut Grove

The House on Ye Little Wood is historic whether the owner likes it or not

 

Coconut Grove

The party may soon end at

3 a.m.

 

Letters: People liked us (and didn't) last week

 

Wakefield

Moving Florida’s primary actually was a good idea

 

Bound

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The 411

Dwyane Wade and the 944 Super Village both attract the famous

 

Make Me The President What the Republican candidates wore in battle

 

Film

Eva Longoria Parker's assets aren’t utilized in Over Her Dead Body

 

Interview: Eva Longoria Parker

 

And: Film Capsules

 

Bites

Wine lovers, get thirsty. Count Cinzano is coming to the Miami market

 

And: Restaurant Listings

 

Theater

Constant fighting is how brothers communicate in The Lonesome West

 

Groundwork

In this rough-and-tumble real estate market there are winners and losers

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 411

Thursday, Jan. 31, 08

Super Bull

Dwyane Wade, celebrating the anniversary of his existence (commonly known as a birthday) at the Stoli Hotel two Saturdays ago. Photo by Mary Jo Almeida-Shore

By Kris Conesa

The Super Bowl is taking place miles away from here in the vast expanse of the Arizona desert somewhere. Ok, so maybe it’s just Phoenix, but nonetheless I hope all the 305ers heading there right now for a week of football-themed fun choke on some sand and get eaten by vultures. I’ve never been to Arizona, but that’s how I picture it and as such I’m sure you understand why I’ve never been to Arizona. Yes, I’m a hater. I’m stuck in an office while Matt Heien, the gorgeous big-blue-eyed beauty Ali Moon, David Grutman, Alan Roth and Tommy Pooch are all living it up. Pout! Pout! Pout! Pooch and Roth have it the best, I’m sure. Being co-publishers of 944 Magazine has its perks and they are cashing in this week. The magazine is the official lifestyle magazine for the Super Bowl and they even have their own village! The 944 Super Village is going to be celeb central for everyone from 50 Cent to Paris Hilton and dude, I mean everyone. Who’s scheduled to be there? Well, I’m glad you asked ’cause I get paid by the word. Here’s a list of just some of the notables scheduled to kick it at the Village and pay tribute to Chiefs Pooch and Roth: Donald Trump, Fall Out Boy, Wyclef Jean, Velvet Revolver, Paul Oakenfold, Cisco Adler, Mickey Avalon and Steve Aoki.

 

Brosia Baby

 

I love to name drop. It’s how I validate my otherwise shallow existence and this little shindig has helped my cause to no end. The opening of Brosia in downtown Miami two Thursdays ago was the place to be if you were looking to mingle with some of Miami’s biggest movers and shakers. The Mediterranean restaurant hosted a bash that saw all manner of local celebrities come out of the woodwork and dip into some falafel. David Edelstein and Romero Britto were sipping on white and red sangria and the Charbay vodka flowed readily, keeping the crowd nice and loose. DJ Ross One, of Mokai fame, laid down the sounds, a loungy Ibiza-style vibe that almost made me feel I was kickin’ it on the Balearic Isle. Executive Chef Arthur Artiles served a steak tartare and Moroccan shrimp dish that was oh, so yum. Another notable party planner was none other than marketing genius and Gorillas mastermind Jimmy Vargas, who let it slip that he will be throwing a new Wednesday night party at the new Design District hot spot, Domo Japones. Starting in February, the dinner party, called “Cocktails Anyone?” will no doubt be the place to kick it in the not-so-distant future. Louis Oliver is also kicking it at Domo these days; he said he will be hosting a party called “Sake 2 Me” on Tuesdays, starting Feb. 5.

Other guests included designer Julien Chang and artist Lebo. Miami Magazine Editor Richard Martin was also there, being that his magazine co-sponsored the event. 

It seems like the Design District is quickly becoming a hot commodity for potential restaurateurs. Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto has been seen frequenting a number of restaurants there too. One insider suggests this is a preliminary move before the iron chef sets up his own shop right here in our backyard.

 

Domo Arigato Again

 

I’m not just whistling Dixie when I tell you that this little doozie has quickly become destination central in the Design District. Florida Inside Out Editor-in-Chief Sarah Harrelson, the Rubells and Iran Issa-Khan have all made it a regular haunt, and even the irrepressible Nicola Siervo of Mokai, Mynt and Quattro fame loves to wine and dine there.

 

To the Bay Point

 

If you missed the Bay Point Charity Gala two Saturday nights ago, you were most likely at the Stoli Hotel getting your freak on with Dwyane Wade as he celebrated (yet again) his birthday. The Stoli party started off slow, but by one in the morning it was off the chain. There were celebrity appearances by Bill Bellamy and Busta Rhymes and the free vodka was killer.

Still, the real action that night was at the Bay Point charity fundraiser. I had told you it was rumored that Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson might drop by the altruistic bash. Well, I was half right. Pam Anderson was definitely there with the fabulous, gender-bending Elaine Lancaster, who was rarely seen separated from the Baywatch beauty. Paris, on the other hand, was a no-show.

The gala’s official after party was at Mansion, but the celebs made their way to Set, where Scott Weiland and Anderson were spotted in the trophy room till the wee hours of the morning.

 

Spotted:

Justin Timberlake: Somewhere in the MIA right now.

Terrell Owens: At the Shore Club on Sunday.

Kim Kardashian, Jordan Laws, Dennis Rodman: At the Stoli Hotel the Wednesday before last.

Susie Essman: Eating vegetarian at the Standard Hotel last Thursday.

Rush Limbaugh, Tommy Davidson, Don Francisco, Alex Rodriguez and Patti LaBelle: At the Bay Point Charity Gala two Saturdays ago at the Ritz-Carlton, South Beach. 

Jay-Z and Beyonce along with LeBron James and Tyrese: At the Forge’s Soul Kitchen the Sunday before last.

Alyssa Milano: At Nova Southeastern University two Fridays ago.

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