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Film

Thursday, Feb. 13, 08

Jumpers Packs in the Action

By Dan Hudak

Hayden Christensen travels to all sorts of places and gets hunted by bad guys in Jumpers.

Of all the superpowers one can think of, teleportation has to be the coolest. Imagine being able to close your eyes and instantly transport yourself anywhere, from a few feet to the other side of the world. Throw in a love interest and a few bad guys and you have Jumper, an entertaining adventure with cool visual effects and action scenes that include London buses crashing in the Egyptian desert.

Hayden Christensen (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith) plays David Rice, a man in his early 20s who uses teleportation to rob banks and see the world. All it takes for him to travel is to think about where he wants to go and he immediately gets there. He’s a bit arrogant — in narration, he calls the audience “chumps” for not having his ability — but he does make the “jumping” enviable. One person who certainly envies David is Roland (Samuel L. Jackson), the well-financed leader of the Paladin Organization, which has sworn to kill all “jumpers” regardless of the consequences.

After getting attacked by Roland and his cattle prod — apparently electricity stuns jumpers so they can’t teleport — David returns to his hometown of Ann Arbor, Mich., where he finds his high school sweetheart (Rachel Bilson) and whisks her off to Rome for an abrupt vacation. They travel the traditional way, in an (gasp!) airplane, but while visiting the Colosseum, he and another jumper, Griffin (Jamie Bell, Billy Elliot), are attacked by Paladins and David is officially drawn into the war.

Director Doug Liman (Mr. and Mrs. Smith) keeps the energy high and uses the jumping creatively (a “whooshing” sound every time someone jumps keeps things fun), never allowing the film to become a one-trick pony. However, the script by David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg could use some fleshing out, as character motivations are rarely made clear, particularly regarding the Paladins and why they want to kill all jumpers. Jealousy is one thing, but where and how they get their assets remains a mystery. Perhaps more explanations are offered in the novel by Steven Gould, on which the movie is based.

It’s understandable that an action movie will defy logic, but it’s less forgivable when the story doesn’t respect the limitations it creates for itself. For example, toward the end, David and Griffin teleport and fight at random places all over the world, ending in a war zone in Chechnya. If they have to think about where they’re going in order to get there, how and why would Chechnya come to mind? Don’t tell me they make the coincidental connection of fighting their own war while there’s a war in Chechnya — neither of these guys is bright or humane enough to have Caucasian politics on his mind.

In fairness, logic has nothing to do with the effectiveness and energy of Jumper, and it’s almost always an egregious error to bash an action movie for not making sense. If we did, then we may as well banish all suspension of disbelief and just watch documentaries, although even those are prone to hyperbole.

So don’t hop, skip or jump to this one. But if you do casually make your way to the theater to see it, you will not be disappointed.

 

Jumper ***

Written by David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg. Directed by Doug Liman. Starring Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson and Jamie Bell. Rated PG-13.

**** A genuine must-see

***  Entertaining

**   Mediocre, but not worthless

*    A wretched waste of time

Also opening this Friday: Definitely, Maybe, The Spiderwick Chronicles

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