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Make Me The President

 March 20, 08

Episode 11: Sen. Obama does the Wright thing and throws his pastor under the bus

Sen. Obama doing his best Kennedy impression

For our reality series Make Me the President, we scoured the country to find the most power-hungry, Machiavellian and downright unattractive people in the United States of America (“The Greatest Nation On Earth” ™) to find the man, or woman, who could raise the most money, be willing to break the most promises and offer the most bland reason to become — The President.

This week on MMTP:

Sen. John “Call me Mr. President already” McCain took a little trip to Baghdad this week. Meanwhile, the Team Democrats nominees, Sens. Barack “Who’s sane?” Obama and Hillary “I coulda been a contender” Clinton were busy kicking the crap out of each other. So, McCain got the photo op to appear all cool and presidential by wearing body armor and talking to troops fighting in the war zone, while the remaining Team Democrats contestants fought over each yummy delegate-flavored cookie like spoiled twin children. This is how the next few months are going to be for Team Democrats — as they continue to rip each other apart, Senator McCain will continue to appear presidential and build on not only the support of his fans, but also the Team Republicans fan base and the American public in general.

Fans of Team Democrats found themselves disenfranchised this week from the primary stages of MMTP in Florida. After trying to come up with a way to make nearly 2 million votes count and to seat the state’s 211 delegates at the National Convention, the Florida Democratic Party threw in the beach towel. Meanwhile, Michigan fans look like they may get another chance to cast their votes in June to seat their 155 delegates; but unless the Democratic National Committee changes the rules (which the Florida Democratic Party agreed to), Florida MMTP fans will be out of the fruit loop. Now, conventional wisdom has been that rules are rules and they shouldn’t be changed because a couple of state parties cheated. Well, as advocates for the fans and not the teams or contestants, we, the producers of MMTP, believe that to disenfranchise the votes of almost 2 million fans — many of whom cast their very first votes this season — in a state with so much voting controversy would be catastrophic. Either count them as they stand or have the fans vote again; either way, let the good folk of Florida and Michigan be heard.

Earlier this season (Episode 8), we looked at Barack Obama’s connections to Rev. Jeremiah Wright and discussed some of Wright’s more incendiary comments. Well, the mainstream media finally caught up this past weekend, exposing Wright and putting Obama on the defensive, which culminated in him giving a speech in Philadelphia Tuesday on the subject of race. MMTP caught it all on camera.

“We the people, in order to form a more perfect union….” Uh oh, Obama’s plagiarizing again. Just kidding. But he does quickly go on to say that the Declaration of Independence “was stained by this nation’s original sin of slavery,” which will, no doubt, piss off some seriously patriotic my-country-right-or-wrong types. But, he is right, of course, to point out that the answer to this sin is in the U.S. Constitution, a constitution that promises equality, liberty and justice for all under the law.

Barack addressed the Rev. Wright issue, explaining that he is from a different time and generation, a time of civil disobedience, protest and struggle, and even though he does disavow Wright’s words, he notes that, “I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother — a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who, on more than one occasion, has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

And that is Obama’s weapon: his charm, his appeal. It comes from his ability to cross the divide, to be just as comfortable with the old-school angry black preacher as he is with the frightened and confused white worker, with whom he empathizes, as he says, “Their experience is the immigrant experience — as far as they’re concerned, no one’s handed them anything, they’ve built it from scratch. They’ve worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor.”

 

He goes on to say, “So when they are told to bus their children to a school across town, when they hear that an African-American is getting an advantage in landing a good job or a spot in a good college because of an injustice that they themselves never committed, when they’re told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.”

 

Obama talks of those different races working together. “But it also means binding our particular grievances — for better health care, and better schools and better jobs — to the larger aspirations of all Americans, the white woman struggling to break the glass ceiling, the white man who’s been laid off, the immigrant trying to feed his family.”

 

This sentiment reminds us of a former MMTP contestant who had to face the religious divide between Protestants and Catholics when competing back in the 1960 season. Then-Sen. John F. Kennedy said, “There are real issues which should decide this campaign. And they are not religious issues — for war and hunger and ignorance and despair know no religious barriers.”

 

Senator Kennedy went on to win MMTP and overcame the religious divide, but the racial divisions in this country are much deeper — more like the Grand Canyon. But, this is America, and the promise of this great nation is that someone will make it to the other side. Could it be Obama? Has he done enough? Can we imagine him sitting behind that desk in the Oval Office? Well, as long as his actual policies measure up, yes we can!

Tune in next week as we put Hillary Clinton’s experience under the microscope. We all know that Senator Clinton is no stranger aboard Air Force One, but does that make her eligible to call it her own? Let’s find out.

Hail to the Chief!

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Reruns: Catch past episodes of Make Me The President in the archives