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April 17, 2008

Zoned Out

The city of Miami wants to prosecute downtown panhandlers, but its proposed law may actually ban free speech

 

Stop Loss

The city of Miami wants to invigorate its shrinking police force by extending cops’ DROP program

 

NEWS

 

South Florida schools will bear the brunt of $298 million in state education budget cuts

 

Miami residents could receive fire fee settlement payouts as early as May

 

Miami Beach plans to install surveillance cameras in parking garages

 

Miami Beach: Standard Parking loses nine-year contract with the city

 

North Miami Beach tacks drought surcharge onto residents' water bills

 

South Miami commissioner may establish legal fund for election challenge

 

Aventura's new vice mayor to thank for humanitarianism and a very annoying jingle

 

Broward raises bus fares for the disabled

 

Broward County to hire minibus for four routes

 

Hollywood approves rezoning for Arts Park Village

 

Hollywood canines now welcome on a stretch of Hollywood Beach

 

Letters

COLUMNS

 

Make Me The President

Lee Molloy stopped talking about his imaginary friend at age 5. Couldn’t these presidential candidates have done the same?

 

Bound

David N. Meyer digs up “God’s own singer” Gram Parsons in Twenty Thousand Roads.

 

Exxxotica

Adult entertainment convention Exxxotica comes to Miami Beach this weekend.

 

Groundwork

OK, so they won’t quite rival the Sears Tower, but a few planned Miami skyscrapers are sure to put Miami on the map as a vertical city.

 

Film

You’ll remember Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

 

Theater

There are new plays that have a bright future and those that should never be staged again. The Mission at New Theatre is the latter.

And: Alice like you've never seen her

 

Fashion Show

Pamper yourself for a great cause and very little money at Inside In Style April 19-20.

 

Broker Boxing

Real estate brokers get bloody in the boxing ring.

 

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Bound

 April 16, 08

God’s Own Singer

David N. Meyer digs up Gram Parsons

By John Hood

The Twenty Thousand Roads of Gram Parsons

If there’s a heaven, it’s a bet that Gram Parsons is up there raising hell in it. Hollywood hillbilly, hardcore party boy, star-crossed troubadour, Byrd, Burrito and archetypal outlaw genius, he was, like his gravestone says, “God’s own singer” — whether he sang so or not.

And he didn’t (Bernie Leadon did); nor would he (that wasn’t his style). He did, though, leave a legacy that encompasses what most believe to be the best of The Byrds (Sweetheart of the Rodeo), as well as the Flying Burrito Brothers (The Gilded Palace of Sin) and two solo albums (G.P. and Grievous Angel) that would indelibly mark the beginnings of that thing called country rock.

Hitting David N. Meyer’s Twenty Thousand Roads (Villard $29.95), one again is reminded that without Parsons there might not have been an Eagles (whom he rightfully hated), not to mention any of the myriad country-rock superstars of the ’70s (this means you, Poco and Firefall). There certainly would not have been a No Depression, which means no Uncle Tupelo, let alone a Son Volt, a Jayhawks or a Wilco.

Without Parsons, there might not have been a Country Honk or a Sweet Virginia (Gram was a frequent sidekick of Keith, from Let it Bleed through Exile on Main Street), perhaps not even a Wild Horses (its post-Altamount origin remains cloudy), and definitely no Ryan Adams or Old 97s (who both owe Parsons, whether they cite him or not).

Hell, there might not have even been a Nazareth, not as we knew ’em anyway, because it was Gram who, with Emmylou Harris, delivered the most poignant version of the Everly/Orbison/Cher-covered classic, “Love Hurts,” their biggest hit.

But Gram’s idea went well beyond some hybrid merger of hair short and long; in fact, it went well beyond just about everything that had come along before him — and it included it all.

Parsons called it Cosmic American Music, and as Meyer so succinctly sums up, it was “a holy intersection of unpolished American expression: gospel, soul, folk, Appalachia, R&B, country, bluegrass, blues, rockabilly and honky-tonk.”

Most, though, know only the tragedy and the legend. Yes, Gram came from loot (his grandfather was a citrus magnate who had ties to Cypress Gardens), and, yes, he had a bit of schooling (Harvard, for theology), though he dropped out of both. Yes, his father was a suicide, his mother died under suspicious circumstances and he himself checked out at the tender age of 26, overdosed in a Twentynine Palms hotel. And, yes, his corpse was kidnapped from LAX and half-burned in Joshua Tree before being buried by his disgruntled stepfather in the outskirts of The Big Easy.

But it’s the be-all that ended it all which really makes Parsons’ life worth writing about — the glam, the guts and the glory — and Meyer digs deep into the facts of the myth, without romancing how stoned the grand man was throughout it all. This, of course, is not the first instance of Gram getting his biographical due: Rolling Stone’s Ben Fong-Torres and corpse-robbing road manager Phil Kaufman both penned tributes (Hickory Wind and Road Mangler, respectively), as did Sid Griffin (of the Paisley cowpunk Long Ryders), Margaret Fisher (the former high school sweetheart who was there at the end) and LA-based ’zinester Jessica Hundley, who collaborated with Parsons’ daughter Polly on Grievous Angel.

More telling, though, is that the legend continues to live in whispers and secrets and rumor and innuendo and still cannot be contained within any book, no matter how astute the scribbler. This is probably why it’s still sung, and why we need cats like Meyer to ensure that the song remains as true to life as death can get and still make some sort of sense.

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