The soulful Morrissey performs on Friday in Boca Raton.

CALENDAR

This Week: Great music festivals and theatrical performances.

THURSDAY 26

FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

Graphics of the Americas Expo & Conference: Learn about the latest in graphic communications technology and services, build your contacts, and more. Tradeshow 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 10 a.m. to 5 p.m on Saturday. $20 exhibit-only registrations, $75 for one session, $199 for three sessions, $299 for access to all sessions. Miami Beach Convention Center, 1901 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach. 407-240-8009. GOA2009.com. Through Feb. 28.

MUSIC

New York Philharmonic: 8 p.m. $20 to $175. Knight Concert Hall, Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-949-6722.

Jay Black and the Americans in Concert: Call for ticket information. Dave and Mary Alper JCC, 11155 S.W. 112th Ave., Miami. 305-271-9000, ext. 268.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

FIU Men’s Basketball vs. Middle Tennessee State: 7 p.m. $5 to $7. FIU Pharmed Arena, 11200 S.W. Eighth St., Miami. 305-348-2297.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

1,000 Homosexuals: A musical and fantastical farce depicting anti-gay-rights crusader Anita Bryant as the moral champion fighting the dark force of the gay mafia she thought herself to be. Thursday through Saturday 8 p.m., Sunday 3 p.m. $35. Colony Theater, 1040 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 786-399-7375. 1000homosexuals.com. Through March 1.

The Glass Menagerie: In what’s often considered Tennessee Williams’ greatest play, Tom is torn between family obligation and his deep desire to escape his domineering mother, Amanda, and his frail sister, Laura. Thursday through Saturday 8 p.m., Sunday 1 p.m. $35 to $40. Students $15 at the door. New Theater, 4120 Laguna St., Coral Gables. 305-443-5909. New-theatre.org. Through March 29.

FRIDAY 27

ARTS

Sound: Sound works by pioneer composers, sound and media artists associated with the interdisciplinary Sound Arts Workshop. Tuesday through Saturday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. $8, members free. Bass Museum of Art, 2121 Park Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-7530. bassmuseum.org. Through March 15.

FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

Carnaval Miami: The largest Hispanic festival in the nation, with a variety of events including a beauty contest, footrace, art and jazz performances, cooking contest, domino and golf tournaments and Calle Ocho — the world's largest street party, which takes place on March 15. Various locations throughout Miami-Dade County. 305-644-8888. carnavalmiami.com. Through March 15.

Miami International Orchid Show and World Orchid Conference: The orchid show is alive with 200 exhibitors and 500,000 orchids on display. This year, it is being held with the 19th World Orchid Conference. 9 a.m. $20. Sheraton Miami Mart, 711 N.W. 72nd Ave., Miami. sforchid.com. 305-255-3656. Through March 1.

MUSIC

31st Annual Everglades Bluegrass Festival: Friday 5 to 11 p.m., Saturday noon to 11 p.m., Sunday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. $45 advance 3-day pass, $55 3-day pass at door. Haulover Beach Park & Marina, 10800 Collins Ave., Bal Harbour. 305-358-1800. SouthFloridaBluegrass.com. Through March 1.

T.I. and Friends: “The King” T.I. gives his final performance before he goes to jail. How gangsta. Special guests include Young Jeezy, Lloyd, and Sean Paul. 8 p.m. $39 to $350. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 786-777-1250. Aaarena.com.

SOCIETY

The Unicorn Children's Foundation: Disco Glam Weekend Date: The Unicorn Children's Foundation is an international nonprofit organization dedicated to education, awareness and research on behalf of children with neurodevelopmental disorders such as ADHD, autism, dyslexia and other learning disorders. Hotel Victor, 1144 Ocean Drive, Miami. 561-620-9377. unicronchildrensfoundation.org. Through Feb. 28.             

Habitat for Humanity of Greater Miami – 20th Anniversary Gala: Habitat for Humanity of Greater Miami is a Christian ministry that builds homes in partnership with low-income families. 6:30 p.m. Eden Roc Hotel, 4525 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-634-3628. miamihabitat.org.

Transplant Foundation – Taste of Love: Viva Tango! Wine and Food Festival: Jungle Island Transplant Foundation is dedicated to financially and emotionally assisting transplant patients in need, educating the community on the importance of organ

donation and funding transplant research. 7 p.m. Jungle Island, 1111 Parrot Jungle Trail, Miami. 305-817-5645. transplantfoundation.org

Zoological Society of Florida – Feast With the Beasts: To encourage an appreciation for the world’s wildlife and help conserve it for future generations. 8 p.m. Miami Metrozoo Miami, 12400 S.W. 152nd St., Miami. 305-255-5551. fwtb.org.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

Proving Grounds MMA Cage Fighting: 8 p.m. $43 to $148. James L. Knight Center, 400 S.E. Second Ave., Miami. 305-416-5977.

SATURDAY 28

ARTS

Loriel Beltran and Mike Swaney: Miami artist Beltran crafts sculptures entirely out of paint. With Vancouver artist Mike Swaney. Thursday through Saturday, noon to 5 p.m. Free. Locust Projects, 105 N.W. 23rd St., Miami. 305-576-8570. Locustprojects.org. Closes today.

A Perfect Human: Group exhibition of works in video, sculpture, sound and film by Zhao Bandi, Martin Basher, and others. Gallery hours Thursday through Saturday 1 to 5 p.m. Free. Dorsch Gallery, 151 N.W. 24th St., Miami. 305-576-1278. Dorschgallery.com. Closes today.

MUSIC

16th Annual Caribbean Festival: Performances by Stephen Marley, Damian Marley, Julian Marley, Kymani Marley, and many more. You must bring four cans of food or make a $5 donation for each ticket purchased. 1 p.m. to midnight. $38. Bayfront Park, 301 N. Biscayne Blvd., Miami. BobMarleyMovement.com.

Tropical Baroque Music Festival X - Fuoco e Cenere: This week-long festival presented by the Miami Bach Society opens with a performance from Fuoco e Cenere, a renowned ensemble from France. 2 p.m. $30 general seating, $40 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. Teatro Area Stage/Riviera Theater, 1560 S. Dixie Hwy., Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

Morrissey: One of the biggest icons in alternative music comes to South Florida with his Tour of Refusal on the heels of his latest album release, Years of Refusal. 8 p.m. $35 to $78. Centre for the Arts at Mizner Park Amphitheater, 590 Plaza Real, Boca Raton. 877-598-8698.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

FIU Women’s Basketball vs. Florida Atlantic University: 5 p.m. $5 to $7. FIU Pharmed Arena, 11200 S.W. Eighth St., Miami. 305-348-2297.

FIU Men’s Basketball vs. Florida Atlantic University: 7:30 p.m. $5 to $7. FIU Pharmed Arena, 11200 S.W. Eighth St., Miami. 305-348-2297.

Miami HEAT vs. New York Knicks: 7:30 p.m. $10 to $375. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 786-777-1250.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

Lakme: Cultures collide, generations are at war, and lovers fall irresistibly, helplessly and hopelessly in love in this stunning opera set in Southern India. Includes opera classics “Bell Song” and the heartwarming “Flower Duet”. 8 p.m. $13.75 to $99.75. Ziff Ballet Opera House at the Adrienne Arsht Center, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-949-6722. Closes today.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead: Hilarious performance follows the Peanuts gang into their angst-ridden, drug-addled teen years. Shows on Feb. 19, 21, 25, and 27 8 p.m., Shows on Feb. 22 and 28 2 p.m. Weeknights and matinees $16, $6 for UM students; weekend shows $18, $8 for UM students. University of Miami Jerry Herman Ring Theatre, 1312 Miller Drive, Coral Gables. 305-284-3355. www.as.miami.edu/theatrearts/ring. Closes today.

SUNDAY 1

ARTS

Anri Sala – Purchase Not by Moonlight: The Museum of Contemporary Art presents the first major museum exhibition in the United States of the videos and photographs of Anri Sala. Most of Sala’s works in the exhibition take their narrative from the artist’s personal experiences in post-Soviet Union Albania and Eastern Europe, along with the stories of the entire nation and region. Tuesday through Saturday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday noon to 5 p.m. $5, free for MOCA members. Museum of Contemporary Art, 770 N.E. 125th St., North Miami. 305-893-6211. Mocanomi.org. Through March 1.

The Prisoner’s Dilemma: Selections from the Ella Fontanals-Cisneros Collection: A showcase of contemporary art that tackles the use and misuse of power in modern life. Featuring works by artists such as Alexander Apostol, Stan Douglas, Jimmie Durham, Cao Fei, Carlos Garicoa, Thomas Hirschhorn, Jenny Holzer, Carlos Motta, Shirin Neshat and Julian Rosefeldt. Thursday through Sunday. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Free. Cisnero Fontanals Art Foundation, 1018 N. Miami Ave., Miami. 305-455-3380. Cifo.org. Through March 1.

FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

Dade Heritage Days: A celebration of Miami-Dade County’s architectural and cultural heritage with events including open houses, historic tours, lectures and performances. 305-358-9572. dadeheritagetrust.org. Through April 30.

MUSIC

South Beach Chamber Ensemble - Music in Beautiful Spaces: Program featuring composers Heitor Villa-Lobos and Paul Schoenfield. 6 p.m. $15, $10 students and seniors. Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach. 305-673-2183. SouthBeachChamberEnsemble.org.

Arlo Guthrie: 7:30 p.m., $35 to $40. Parker Playhouse, 707 N.E. Eighth St.,†Fort Lauderdale. 954-462-0222.

New World Symphony: A Papa Haydn Primer: Call for ticket information. Lincoln Theatre, 541 Lincoln Road, 305-673-3331.

Miami Bach Society Orchestra: Part of Tropical Baroque Music Fesival X. 7:30 p.m. $35 general seating, $45 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. Biltmore Hotel, 1200 Andalusia Ave., Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

UM Women's Basketball vs. University of Maryland: 2 p.m. $5 to $25. BankUnited Center, 1245 Dauer Drive, Coral Gables. 305-284-8686.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown: Fun for all ages, this play brings to life favorite moments from the Peanuts comic strip. Call for times and tickets. University of Miami Jerry Herman Ring Theatre, 1312 Miller Drive, Coral Gables. 305-284-3355. As.miami.edu/theatrearts/ring. Closes today.

Liberty City: Tueday through Friday 7:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 2 and 7:30 p.m. $40. Carnival Studio Theater, Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-949-6722. Arshtcenter.org. Closes today.

MONDAY 2

FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

2009 Winter Party Festival: Features an extraordinary lineup of celebrity DJs in a week filled with parties and events, culminating with a beach dance party. Proceeds benefit the National Gay & Lesbian Task Force and local Miami-Dade LGBT organizations. Various venues throughout Miami-Dade County. 305-571-1924. Winterparty.com. Ends today.

MUSIC

Jordi Savall and Le Concert des Nations: Part of Tropical Baroque Music Fesival X. 7:30 p.m. $40 general seating, $50 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. Gusman Concert Hall, University of Miami, 1314 Miller Drive, Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

Miami HEAT vs. Cleveland Cavaliers: 7:30 p.m. $10 to $375. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 786-777-1250.

TUESDAY 3

MUSIC

Zefiro: Part of Tropical Baroque Music Fesival X. 7:30 p.m. $30 general seating, $40 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. Church of the Little Flower, Comber Hall, 2711 Indian Mound Trail, Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

South Beach Chamber Ensemble - Music in Beautiful Spaces: Program featuring composers Heitor Villa-Lobos and Paul Schoenfield. 8 p.m. $15, $10 students and seniors. Andy Gato Art Gallery, Barry University, Thompson Hall, Second Floor, 11300 N.E. Second Ave., Miami Shores. 305-673-2183. SouthBeachChamberEnsemble.org.

The Neville Brothers: 8 p.m. $20 to $95. Kravis Center, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach. 561-832-7469.

WEDNESDAY 4
FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

Carnaval Miami Kickoff: Annual celebration of the South Florida Hispanic community, including sports, concerts, food and music, and ending with the Calle Ocho Festival. Various Miami-Dade County locations. carnavalmiami.com. 305-644-8888.

LECTURES & PROSE

Kat Von D - High Voltage Tattoo: The inked vixen and star of The Learning Channel's L.A. Ink speaks on and signs copies of her book about the world of tattooing and her career as a tattoo artist. 7 p.m. Free. Borders Aventura, 19925 Biscayne Blvd., Aventura. 305-935-0027.

MUSIC

Oltremontano: Part of Tropical Baroque Music Fesival X. 7:30 p.m. $30 general seating, $40 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. St. Philip's Episcopal Church, 1142 Coral Way, Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

Miami HEAT vs. Phoenix Suns: 7:30 p.m. $10 to $375. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 786-777-1250.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

Les Misérables: The three-time Tony Award-winning musical masterpiece recounts the struggle of the French people during the late 1800s. Wednesday through Saturday  8 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 2 p.m. $35 to $48. Actors Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre, 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables. 305-444-9293. actorsplayhouse.org. Through April 5.

THURSDAY 5

MUSIC

Luca Guglielmi - Harpsichord Recital: Part of Tropical Baroque Music Fesival X. 7:30 p.m. $30 general seating, $40 preferred seating, $5 college students with I.D., free for students ages 18 and under. St. Mark's Lutheran Church, 3930 Bird Road, Coral Gables. 305-669-1376. MiamiBachSociety.org. Festival through March 7.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

Here and Now 2009: Theatrical and multimedia works from contemporary South-Florida-based artists. 7:30 p.m. $20. Carnival Studio Theater, Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-949-6722. Arshtcenter.org. Through March 7.

ONGOING

ARTS

Here, There and Beyond: The Work of 16 Haitian Artists of Florida: Gallery hours Monday through Friday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Free. West Gallery, Miami-Dade College West Campus, 3800 N.W. 115th Ave., Doral. 305-237-7186. Through March 6.

Pigment Coast: Works by artist Dario Basso. Opening reception 7:30 p.m. Gallery hours Tuesday through Saturday 10:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. Diana Lowenstein Fine Arts, 2043 N. Miami Ave., Miami. 305-576-1804. Dlfinesarts.com. Through March 7.

Yasue Maetake: Works by the artist. Opening reception 7:30 p.m., gallery hours Tuesday through Saturday 10 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Frederic Snitzer Gallery, 2247 N.W. First Place, Miami. 305-448-8976. Snitzer.com. Through March 7.

Faith, Fear, and Fortune: Artist PJ Will and Ramon Williams take on society’s views of religion. Opening reception 7 p.m. Gallery hours Tuesday through Friday noon to 7 p.m., Saturday noon to 5 p.m. Free. Artformz, 171 N.W, 23rd St., Miami. 305-572-0040. Artformz.net. Through March 8.

Walking on Air: Observing the Inhabited Landscape: Works from photographer Garie Waltzer. Opening reception 7 p.m. Gallery hours Tuesday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday noon to 5 p.m. Free. Chelsea Galleria, 2441 N.W. Second Ave., Miami. 305-576-2950. Chelseagalleria.com. Through March 10.

Gridnik: Wim Crouwel and Modern Typography: The Wolfsonian collaborates with graphic designer Wim Crouwel, better known as “Gridnik” in art circles, on an exhibition in celebration of his 80th birthday that examines his works within the context of design innovations of the early 1900s. Monday, Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday noon to 6 p.m., Thursday and Friday noon to 9 p.m. $7. Wolfsonian-FIU, 1001 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-531-1001. Wolfsonian.org. Through March 10.

Otherworld: Exhibition of found textiles and garments from Miami-based, Cuban-born art collaborative Guerra de la Paz. Gallery hours Saturday and Sunday 1 to 6 p.m. Free. Carol Jazzar - Contemporary Art, 158 NW 91 St., Miami. 305-490-6906. Cjazzart.com. Through March 10.

Hanging on and Holding Out: Featuring artist Jody Servon. Gallery hours Monday through Wednesday 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., Thursday through Sunday 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Free. ArtCenter/South Florida, 924 Lincoln Road, Suite 205, Miami Beach. 305-674-8278. Artcentersf.org. Through March 16.

The Possibility of an Island: Named after and framed around the science fiction novel The Possibility of an Island by French author Michel Houellebecq, this exhibit tackles existential fears and hopes about the future, technology, society, life and death. Tuesday through Saturday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday noon to 5 p.m. Admission by donation. MOCA at Goldman Warehouse, 404 N.W. 26th St., Miami. 305-893-6211. Mocanomi.org. Through March 21.

Exploration of the Spirit: Gallery hours Monday through Saturday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Free. Art Fusion Gallery, 1 N.E. 40th St. # 3, Miami. 305-573-5730. Artfusiongallery.com. Through March 25.

Las Artes de Mexico: Exhibition celebrating more than 3,500 years of diverse art and culture from all the time periods and cultures of Mexico. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Thursday noon to 7 p.m.; Sunday noon to 5 p.m. $10, members free. Lowe Art Museum, University of Miami, 1301 Stanford Drive, Coral Gables. 305-284-3535. Lowemuseum.org. Through April 5.

Margulies Collection at the Warehouse: The newest exhibition for the Margulies features Hurma, an installation of 250 headless figures by Polish sculptor Magdalena Abakanowic, along with a film installation and photography exhibits. Wednesday through Saturday 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. $10. Margulies Collection at the Warehouse, 591 N.W. 27th St., Miami. 305-576-1051. Marguliescollection.com. Through April 25.

NeoHooDoo: Art for a Forgotten Faith: An international cavalcade of artists takes on the subject of spirituality in contemporary art. Tuesday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday and Sunday noon to 5 p.m. $8, members free. Miami Art Museum, 101 W. Flagler St., Miami. 305-375-3000. Miamiartmuseum.org. Through May 24.

30 Americans: Wednesday through Saturday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. $10. Rubell Family Collection, 95 N.W. 29th St., Miami. 305-573-6090. Rfc.museum. Through May 30.

Marc di Suvero at Fairchild: Five giant steel structures from famed artist Marc di Suvero, including one never before exhibited, contrast nicely with the greenery of Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden. 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. $20, free for Fairchild members. Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden, 10901 Old Cutler Road, Coral Gables. 305-667-1651. Fairchildgarden.org. Through May 31.

Historical Museum Family Fun Days: Historical Museum of Southern Florida, 101 W. Flagler St., Miami. 305-375-1492.

Vanishing: Jorge Camejo’s photographs and Pablo Soria’s paintings emphasize the deterioration of country and city landscapes respectively. Gallery hours Tuesday to Friday 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 pm.; Saturday noon to 5:30 p.m. Panamerican Art Gallery, 2450 N.W. Second Ave., Miami. 305-573-2400.

Art and Design in the Modern Age: Selections from the Wolfsonian Collection: 1001 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-535-2656.

MOSAIC: Jewish Life in Florida 1763-Present: Jewish Museum of Florida, 301 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-5044. Permanent.

Florida Jews in Sports: Jewish Museum of Florida, 301 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-5044. Through Aug. 23.

The Salon: 18th and 19th Century Portraits From the Bass Collection: $8. Bass Museum of Art, 2121 Park Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-7530. Bassmuseum.org. Permanent.

The Haitian Art Factory: Paintings, voodoo flags and sculptures. 835 N.E. 79th St., Miami. 305-758-6939. Haitianartfactory.com.

Second Saturdays at ArtSouth: Second Saturdays, 3 p.m. ArtSouth Gallery, 240 N. Krome Ave., Homestead. 305-247-9406.

COMEDY TROUPES

First Mondays: 7:30 p.m., Miami Improv, 3390 Mary St., Coconut Grove. 305-441-8200. Miamiimprov.com.

Soul Food Tuesdays: Hosted by 99 Jamz. 8 and 10:30 p.m. $12. Miami Improv, 3390 Mary St., Coconut Grove. 305-441-8200. Miamiimprov.com.

Laffing Matterz: Dinner theater. Wednesdays to Fridays, 7:15 p.m.; Saturdays, 6:30 p.m. $49.50 to $54.50. 219 S. Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-763-5236. Laffingmatterz.com.

Impromedy: Fridays and Saturdays, 9 p.m. $10. Roxy Performing Arts Center, 1645 S.W. 107th Ave., Miami. 305-226-0030. Impromedymiami.com.

Miami Comics: Stand-up comedians who perform at universities and clubs across the country. For bookings, call 786-210-9671. Miamicomics.com.

DANCE

African Dance Classes: Tuesdays, 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. $10 per class or $60 for seven classes. Jakmel Art Gallery, 147 N.W. 36th St., Miami. 786-541-3994.

Arts Ballet Theater of Florida classes: Ballet for children and adults. Mondays through Saturdays. 849 N.E. 125th St., North Miami. 305-893-3234.

Belly Dance Workshop: Thursdays, 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Arts Academy of Hollywood, 1955 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-923-1950.

Sexy Saturdays on South Beach Exotic Dance Party Class: Looking to celebrate a bachelorette party or birthday party by adding a little more spice? Please bring a pair of heels and an oversized long sleeve button down oversized shirt. Saturday, 5 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. $45, pre-registration required. 1901 Liberty Ave., Miami Beach. 305-321-9506. Artofexoticdancing.com.

Miami City Ballet School’s classes: Mondays through Saturdays. 2200 Liberty Ave., Miami Beach. 305-929-7007.

Miami Contemporary Dance School: Community classes. $15. 1919 Purdy Ave., Miami Beach. 305-538-2988.

Mid-Eastern Dance Exchange: Belly-dancing classes every day of the week. Prices vary. 350 Lincoln Road, Studio 505, Miami Beach. 305-538-1608.

Salsa and Merengue Workshop: Wednesdays, 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Arts Academy of Hollywood, 1955 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-923-1950.

The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women: Spice up your workouts with a weekly exotic dance workout class in your heels. Mondays 7 to 8 p.m. in Coral Gables; Wednesdays 7 to 8 p.m. in Aventura; Thursdays, 7 to 8 p.m. in Coconut Grove. First class free with reservation. One class, $20; four classes, $70. Coral Gables location: Body Sense, 2292 Coral Way, Coral Gables. Aventura location: Renee Ricas Pilates Center, 2654 N.E. 189 Terrace, Aventura. Coconut Grove location: The Studio at the Grove, 2964 Aviation Ave., Coconut Grove. 305-321-9506. Artofexoticdancing.com.

The Signature Workshop: By the Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women. $20 for one class; $60 for four classes. Wednesdays, 7 to 8 p.m.: Gil’s Dance Studio, 350 Lincoln Road, Suite 430, Miami Beach. Mondays, 7 to 8 p.m.: Body Sense Studio, 2292 Coral Way, Coral Gables. 305-321-9506.

Tango on the Beach: Mondays, 7:30 p.m.; beginners, 8:30 p.m.; intermediate, 9:30 p.m. $5. Milonga, Tapas & Tintos, 448 Española Way, Miami Beach. 786-287-7260.

Tango Workshop: Mondays, 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. Arts Academy of Hollywood, 1955 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-923-1950.

FESTIVALS & TASTINGS

Coral Gables Farmers Market: Choose from a selection of freshly picked produce and baked goods in this season-long outdoor market. Free workshops, tastings and events for young children every Saturday at 9, 10 and 11 a.m. respectively. Saturday 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Admission free. 405 Biltmore Way, Coral Gables. 305-460-5311. Every Saturday through March 28.

944 Magazine’s Sunset Fridays at China Grill Fort Lauderdale: South Beach style comes to Broward with complimentary cocktails for ladies from 6 to 8 p.m. and music from DJ Anthony Pisano and Joey Martorano. Starts at 6 p.m., dinner from 6 to 10 p.m. China Grill Fort Lauderdale, 1881 S.E. 17th St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-759-9950.

JAM at MAM: Enjoy happy hour with an “artful” twist at MAM. Every third Thursday, 5 to 8:30 p.m. Members, free; nonmembers, $10. Miami Art Museum, 101 W. Flagler St., Miami. 305-375-3000.

Española Way Street Market: Saturdays and Sundays, noon. Española Way, between Drexel and Washington avenues, Miami Beach. 305-531-0038.

Novecento Restaurant – Sunday Tasting Brunch and Live Bossa Nova Music: Includes four items and a dessert, with a choice of Argentine, Mediterranean and Pan-Latin dishes.. An à la carte menu is also available. Noon to 4 p.m. $19. Novecento Restaurant, 1080 Alton Road, Miami Beach. 305-531-0900.

SoBe-Style Sunday Brunch: Executive Chef Thomas Connell’s imaginative, restyled American cuisine with free-flowing champagne, a live jazz band, a view of an infinity pool and the Atlantic. Noon to 3 p.m. Adults, $55; children under 12, $18. The Ritz-Carlton, South Beach, 1 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 786-276-4033.

A la Carte Brunch at Nikki Beach: Chef Jason McClain’s menu includes starters from the traditional tropical fruit plate to mixed seafood ceviches. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Penrod’s Nikki Beach, One Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-538-1111.

A la Carte Sunday Brunch at Emeril’s: Traditional brunch and breakfast fare with such specialties as Louisiana crab bisque. 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Loews Miami Beach Hotel, 1601 Collins Ave., South Beach. 305-695-4550.

Louisiana Tasting Menu: Monday through Friday, 1 to 5 p.m. $29.95. Christabelle’s Quarter, 3157 Commodore Plaza, Coconut Grove. For reservations and information, call 786-517-5299 or 786-517-2583.

Playtime Program: For children ages 3-4. Monday through Friday, 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. North Shore Park & Youth Center, 501 72nd St., Miami Beach. 305-861-3616. Also at Flamingo Park Police Athletic League, 999 11th St., Miami Beach. 305-531-5636.

LECTURES

Spanish Conversation: A small, informal group meets over dinner. Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. 305-864-9028.

Nutrition Group: Open to everyone who is HIV-positive. First Thursdays, 2 to 3 p.m. Care Resource Conference Room, 3510 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-576-1234 ext. 264.

Positive Men’s Group: Open to everyone who is HIV-positive. Tuesdays, 6 to 7 p.m. Care Resource Conference Room, 3510 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-576-1234 ext. 289.

HIV+ Women’s Group: Second Thursdays, 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. Location varies, call each month. 305-576-1243 ext. 275.

Amnesty International Meetings: Moderated by Michael Andrews. Every second Wednesday, 8 to 10 p.m. Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. 305-673-2183.

MUSIC

Thug Sinatra: Back in the day, Sinatra was the closest thing we had to gangsta (in more ways than one). That's why it isn't much of a stretch to see regular SunPost contributor John Hood dressed as The Chairman of the Board and crooning some of today's ballin'-est hits like an authentic member of the Rat Pack. With David Kaumann on the keys. Friday 10 p.m. Ages 21 and older. Provocateur, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach. 305-674-4478. Provocateurmiami.com. rsvp@theuppergroup.com.

Soultech: Deep House and minimal techno music weekly party. Wednesdays 10 p.m. No cover. Skybar at the Shore Club, 1901 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 786-276-6772.

Broadwalk Friday Fest: Music with a cultural beat. Second and fourth Fridays, 7 to 10 p.m. Free. Hollywood Beach Theater, Hollywood. 954-924-2980.

Churchill’s Jazz Jam: Mondays, 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 N.E. Second Ave., Miami. 305-757-1807.

Karaoke: With Eric “the Icon”. Tuesdays, 8 p.m.; Complimentary cocktail per song. Ages 21 and up. The Catalina Hotel, 1732 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-674-1160.

Kulcha Shok Muzik: Sundays, 10:30 p.m. Jazid, 1342 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-9372.

Rockerz Wednesdays: 10 p.m. Buck 15, 707 Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach. 305-538-3815.

Cosplay Tuesdays: 10 p.m. SushiSamba, 600 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 305-534-9909.

Jean P. Jams: Mondays, 11 p.m. Purdy Lounge, 1811 Purdy Ave., Miami Beach. 305-531-4622.

Lanzallamas: A seven-piece ensemble charged with melodic fire and global rhythmic chemistry. Thursdays, 10 and 11 p.m. Free. Tapas y Tintos, 448 Española Way, Miami Beach. 305-538-8272.

Tropical Nights: Featuring Pluto Saturdays, 6 p.m. to 2 a.m. Michael’s Med Café,
9851 S.W. 88th St., Kendall. 786-547-8675.

POETRY & PROSE

Street Dogg’s Open Mic Night: Attention all unsigned Miami singers and rappers! Ted Lucas, Luther Campbell, Fat Joe, Trick Daddy and others have attended these open mics, so you never know who’ll be in the audience waiting to pick up somebody like you. Ages 18 and older. Every Thursday night, 10:30 p.m. $10 entrance fee; performers free. Tucker’s Lounge, 11401 N.W. 27th Ave., Miami. 305-687-3555.

One Night Stand: Poets and musicians and other artists come together for an all-ages open mic night. 8 p.m. $5. Joseph Caleb Auditorium, 5400 N.W. 22nd Ave., Liberty City. 305-636-2350. Every third Thursday.

Spoken Word at the Bohemia Room: Wednesdays, 8 p.m. $10. Yuca Lounge, 501 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 786-897-8854.

Vena Poetica: Spoken word and other performances. First Wednesdays, 7 p.m. $5. La Vena del Gusto, 26 S.W. Eighth St., Miami. 305-374-9177.

Spoken Word: Saturdays, 9:30 p.m. $3. Literary Café, 12325 N.E. Sixth Ave., Miami. 786-356-3481.

Poetic Energy: First and third Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Lignum Vitae Hall, 2318 S.W. 60th Terrace, Miramar. 954-274-4327.

WordSpeak: Teen spoken-word project with workshops, slams and performances. The program runs through July at various Miami-Dade public libraries. For more information, visit Mdpls.org.

SPORTS & OUTDOORS

Hatha Yoga Classes: Every Wednesday at the King David Foundation from 6 to 8 p.m., every Thursday at The Healthy Life Center at 6 p.m. Free. Wednesday classes – Healthy Life Center, 12399 West Dixie Highway, North Miami. Thursday classes – King David Foundation, 17971 Biscayne Blvd., Suite 117, Aventura. 305-949-0950. Benyoga.com.

Yoga @ Trinity: Trinity Cathedral now offers yoga classes to the community. Thursday 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. $12 with new and multi-class discounts available. Trinity Episcopal Cathedral, 464 N.E. 16th St., Miami. 786-888-6695. Trinitymiami.org. Through end of 2008.

Yoga at Sunrise: Miami yoga instructor Natalie Morales offers free and open-to-the-public yoga classes on the beach every Friday morning this summer. 7 to 8:15 a.m. Free. North Beach Bandshell, 73rd Street and Collins Avenue, Miami Beach. Funyasa.com.

The Flying Trapeze School: Flip around with qualified instructors. Classes for beginners and frequent flyers. Wednesday through Sunday. Try ‘n’ Fly, $10; two-hour class, $40. Bayfront Park, 301 N. Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 786-239-8775.

Monthly Miami Beach Community Bike Ride: 9 to 11 a.m. Free. Miami Beach Bicycle Center, 601 Fifth St., Miami Beach. 305-673-7080.

The Historic Redland Tropical Trail: Open year-round, although operating hours and destinations vary. There is no cost to follow the trail; however, individual attractions may charge a fee for admittance, tours, products or souvenirs. Tropical Everglades Visitor Center, 160 U.S. 1, Florida City. 305-245-9180, Redlandtrail.com.

Art Deco District Walking Tour: Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, 10:30 a.m.; Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. $15 to $20. Art Deco Welcome Center, 12th St., just west of Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-672-2014 or Mdpl.org.

Yoga in the Park: Mondays and Wednesdays, 6 to 7:15 p.m.; Saturday, 9 to 10:15 a.m. Bayfront Park, 301 N. Biscayne Blvd., Miami, Tina Hills Pavilion (south end of the park). 305-358-7550. Bayfrontparkmiami.com.

Deering Historic Tours: 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. daily. $7. Deering Estate at Cutler, 16701 S.W. 72nd Ave., Miami. 305-235-1668.

Roaming the Roads Walking Tour: 10 a.m. to noon. $22. Roads Professional Building, 2730 S.W. Third Ave., Miami. 305-375-1621.

Española Way Weekend Festival: Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Free. Española Way, Miami Beach. 305-531-0038.

MiMo and More: Weekly walking tours of North Beach. Fridays, 10:30 a.m. $10. North Shore Bandshell, Collins Avenue and 73rd Street, Miami Beach. 305-865-4147.

The Normandy Village Marketplace: Saturdays, 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Rue Vendome and 71st Street, Miami Beach. 305-865-4147.

Arch Creek Ghost Tours: Wednesdays, 7:30 to 9 p.m. $5. Arch Creek Park Museum, 1855 N.E. 135th St., North Miami. Reservations: 305-944-6111.

Art Deco District Sunset Tours: 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. $20. Art Deco Welcome Center, 1001 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-531-3484.

Yoga in the Garden: Thursdays and Fridays, 9 a.m. $5. Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention Center Drive, Miami Beach. 305-968-1068 or 786-247-3382.

Miami Biking Club: Saturdays and Sundays, times and locations vary. 305-867-8628.

Crandon Park Canoe Adventure: Saturdays and Sundays, 10 a.m. to noon. $20. Crandon Park Visitor and Nature Center, 6767 Crandon Blvd., Key Biscayne. 305-365-3018.

Crandon Park Kayak and Snorkel Excursion: Saturdays and Sundays, 9 a.m. to noon and 3 to 6 p.m. $25. Crandon Park Visitor and Nature Center, 6767 Crandon Blvd., Key Biscayne. 305-365-3018.

Crandon Nature Walk: Saturdays and Sundays, 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. Free. Reservations required. Crandon Park Visitor and Nature Center, 6767 Crandon Blvd., Key Biscayne. 305-365-3018.

Guided Historical Nature Walk: Saturdays and Sundays, 2 to 4 p.m. $3. Greynolds Park, 17530 W. Dixie Highway, North Miami. 305-948-2891.

Hatha Yoga: Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. $5 per class or $40 for 10 classes. North Miami Community Center, 13130 N.E. Eighth Ave., North Miami. 305-949-0950.

Drift Fishing: Haulover Park Marina, 10800 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-945-3801.

Urban Trails Kayak: Haulover Park Marina, 10800 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-947-1302.

Skyward Kites: 9 a.m. to sunset. Haulover Park Marina, 10800 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-893-0906.

Walk Among the Pelicans: From dawn to dusk. Pelican Harbor Seabird Station, 1275 N.E. 79th St., North Miami. 305-751-9840.

Deering Natural Areas Tours: Weekdays, 12:45 and 3 p.m.; weekends, 11:15 a.m., 1:45 and 4 p.m. $4 to $6. Deering Estate, 16701 S.W. 72nd Ave., Miami. 305-235-1668, ext. 242.

Newton’s Notions: Force, Motion and You: Miami Museum of Science and Planetarium, 3280 S. Miami Ave., Miami. 305-646-4200.

Smithsonian Expeditions Exploring Latin America & the Caribbean: Miami Museum of Science and Planetarium, 3280 S. Miami Ave., Miami. 305-646-4200.

THEATER & PERFORMANCE

The Steadfast Tin Soldier: In the original toy story, Hans Christian Andersen gives a peek into the playroom after the children go to sleep. Thursday and Friday 10 a.m., Saturday and Sunday 3 p.m. $15. The Playground Theater, 9806 N.E. Second Ave., Miami Shores. 305-751-9550 ext. 223. Playground.artsorganism.com. Through March 8.

Defiance: On a U.S. Marine Corps base in 1971, two officers — one black and one white — are on a collision course over race, women and the high cost of doing the right thing. Southeastern premiere. Call for showtimes, Thursday to Sunday. $37.50 to $42.50. GableStage at the Biltmore Hotel, 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables. 305-445-1119. Gablestage.org. Through March 22.

Alice in Wonderland: Presented by the Actors’ Playhouse Musical Theatre for Young Audiences. Saturdays from Jan. 30 to Feb. 28 2 p.m., Saturdays from March 2 to April 4 11 a.m. $15. Actor’s Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre, 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables. 305-444-9293. Actorsplayhouse.org. Through April 4.

Adrienne Arsht Center Behind-the-Scenes Tour: Take a tour through all the nooks and crannies inside the Arsht Center buildings, including dressing rooms and lounges not normally open to the public. Monday and Saturdays at noon. Free. Departs from Ziff Opera House lobby. Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. 305-949-6722. Arshtcenter.org

Theatre de Underground: Experimental theatre for the experimental mind. Mondays, 10 p.m. Churchill’s, 5501 N.E. Second Ave., Miami. 305-757-1807.

Kevin and Caruso’s Magic and Comedy Show: Comedy, magic, dance and more. Saturdays, 8 p.m. Adults, $24.95; seniors, $21.95; children 13 and under, $17.95. Deauville Hotel, 6701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 800-600-6244. Bestshowinmiami.com.

—Compiled by Rene Basulto

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