THIS WEEK'S STORIES

 

God Save the Queens

Could City Codes End up Killing One of the Few Remaining Cultural Elements That Made South Beach Famous?

 

MIAMI BEACH

Bars and Restaurants South of Fifth Experience Yet Another Math Problem

 

MIAMI BEACH

One Lincoln Road Structure That Bugs Some Residents Gets the Boot

 

MIAMI

City Commission Approves Foreclosure Program and Stimulus Package

 

Letters

 



Columns

 

BOUND>>

Hood chats with #43 on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 of 2002, Mia Kirshner, who has lent her hotness to the cause of refugees in her book, I Live Here, which chronicles stories of those displaced by war, famine and oppression.

 

FILM>>

Disney’s latest animated adventure is a funny, smart flick about a TV-star dog who finds himself on a great American adventure. Oh, and who needs Pixar?

FILM CAPSULES>>

 

THEATER>>

The tickets are a little pricey but the French-ified circus of the sun is still the greatest show on earth, or at least at Bicentennial Park. Dan Hudak tells us all about Cirque du Soleil’s latest masterpiece, Corteo.

 

MUSIC>>

If you loved the Toadies from their Rubberneck and Hell Below days then you will love their new show. The guys are touring with their early music sprinkled liberally with songs from their new album, No Deliverance.

 

THE 411>>

Kris Conesa may never wash his face again after it was in the same room as Kim Kardashian's at the star studded opening night of the newly renovated Fontainebleau Resort.

 

CALENDAR>>

This Week: The Miami Book Fair International closes just as the Miami Short Film Festival begins, and more.

 

 

Film Capsules by Dan Hudak
  • A genuine must-see ****

  • Entertaining ***

  • Mediocre but not worthless **

  • A wretched waste of time *

Added 3.22.07

Pride ***

(Terrence Howard, Bernie Mac, Kevin Phillips) With the Philadelphia Department of Recreation about to close in the summer of 1974, building employees Jim Ellis (Howard) and Elston (Mac) begin a swim team comprised of young African-Americans. In many senses it’s just another sports movie, but with strong performances from Howard and Mac it earns the right to touch your heart. Based on a true story. Rated PG.

TMNT **

(Voices of Patrick Stewart, Chris Evans, Kevin Smith) The four pizza-loving teenage mutant ninja turtles are back, this time in an animated film about a 3,000-year-old curse that’s threatening New York City. Some will argue it’s about as good as a movie that goes straight-to-video, but the animation is decent and the story keeps things moving. It’s unlikely, however, that this will reignite the dormant franchise. Rated PG.

Premonition **

(Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon, Amber Valletta) After learning her husband (McMahon) was killed in a car accident, a mother (Bullock) of two wakes the next morning and finds him alive. The next day he’s dead again. Then alive again, and so on. The idea of a traumatic week being lived out of order is an intriguing one, but director Mennan Yapo isn’t able to build tension with each passing day, which makes the film more tiring than it is suspenseful. Rated PG-13.

I Think I Love My Wife *1/2

(Chris Rock, Gina Torres, Kerry Washington) Although he’s loyal to and in love with his wife (Torres), Richard Cooper (Rock) finds himself tempted when a sultry old acquaintance (Washington) comes to town. A tiring comedy that isn’t funny and relies on phony deception (Richard doesn’t tell his wife about his new “friend,” even though he’s technically not doing anything wrong) for tension. Throw in a cheap condom joke and Richard’s continued stupidity and the movie is a real clunker. Rated R.

300 ***

(Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West) Based on the graphic novel by Lynn Varley and Sin City creator Frank Miller, King Leonidas (Butler) leads 300 Spartan warriors into the Battle of Thermopylae against the vast Persian army in 480 B.C. The movie looks like a comic book come to life, with enough slow-motion blood splatter and machismo to keep guys happy until the summer movie season begins in a few months. Rated R.

The Ultimate Gift **1/2

(Drew Fuller, James Garner, Abigail Breslin) After the death of his grandfather (Garner), the 20-something Jason Stevens (Fuller) must complete a variety of tasks to earn his inheritance. The premise alone makes the movie worth watching, but you know things have gone too far when the hero is imprisoned by drug lords in the middle of the South American jungle. As for the Oscar-nominated Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), she struggles with a precocious character who’s stricken with leukemia but surprises people with her bold personality. Rated PG.

Zodiac **

(Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo) Based on the true story of the infamous “Zodiac” killer who terrorized northern California for more than 20 years starting in the late ’60s, the film follows San Francisco Chronicle employees (Gyllenhaal and Downey Jr.) and police officers (Ruffalo and many others) as they search for the murderer. It starts off well, but evolves into a long, tedious bore that becomes consumed with minute details such as who drew a movie poster and accurate handwriting analysis. Rated R.

Black Snake Moan ***

(Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake) From the writer/director of Hustle and Flow comes the story of a symbiotic bond between a sexually abused, nymphomaniac teenager (Ricci) and the drinking and swearing religious man (Jackson) who tries to help her. Ricci (who wears nothing but a skimpy T-shirt and underwear during the first half of the movie) gives the best performance of her young career and Jackson is touching and effective as the patriarchal caregiver. Rated R.

The Lives of Others ***1/2

(Ulrich Muhe, Sebastian Koch, Martina Gedeck) Shortly before the fall of the Berlin Wall, an agent (Muhe) for the East German Stasi (secret police) spies on a writer (Koch) and his girlfriend (Gedeck) who are believed to be anti-Socialist. This Oscar-winner for Best Foreign Language Film is a stark and unforgiving tale of political oppression and the human beings who made drastic decisions in an effort to fight the system. It’s extremely powerful, wonderfully acted and very worthy of its Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. Rated R.

Wild Hogs ***

(John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy) Four men (Travolta, Allen, Lawrence and Macy), each facing a mid-life crisis, hit the open road on their motorcycles and find trouble along the way. This is a genuinely delightful comedy with the four actors playing off of one another remarkably well, which gives the movie enough charm to make it a real winner. Rated PG-13.

Reno 911!: Miami **

(Ben Garant, Mary Birdsong, Cedric Yarbrough) The cast of the Comedy Central show hits the big screen in a movie that feels like one long episode of the popular series. Fans of the program will get their money’s worth, but if you’ve never seen the half-hour sketch comedy show this isn’t going to inspire you to check it out. Still, there are some genuinely funny scenes and a few cameos to keep things interesting. Rated R.

The Number 23 *1/2

(Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen) The Number 23 tries desperately to be a murder mystery and psychological thriller, and fails painfully at both. Instead, it’s a dreadfully inane mess of a movie that tries to find emotional depth and entertainment in one man’s paranoia. He believes the number 23 is ruining his life. It is. And not once are we given a reason to care. Walter’s (Carrey) obsession starts after he’s late for a date with his wife, Agatha (Madsen). He finds her in a bookstore while she peruses a book called “The Number 23,” and soon he’s reading it and finding connections between the book’s main character, Fingerling, and himself. He then begins to imagine himself as Fingerling and allows the book’s obsession with the number 23 to take over his life. There’s some humor here, but it’s obvious that another actor would’ve been a better choice for the role. Rated R.

The Astronaut Farmer **1/2

(Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Willis) A former NASA astronaut named Charles Farmer (Thornton) builds a rocket in his back yard with the intention of launching himself into space. Government officials and locals think he’s crazy, but he has the support of his wife (Madsen) and family, which to him is all that matters. The film is subversive but not as unusual as other efforts from the Polish Brothers (Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork), making it a family-friendly nice time with sweetness to spare. That said, there’s not much here beyond the fluff. Rated PG.

Amazing Grace **1/2

(Ioan Gruffud, Albert Finney, Michael Gambon) In late 18th century England, slavery abolitionist William Wilberforce (Gruffud) tries to convince his colleagues in Parliament that slavery is inhumane and must be stopped. The origins of the song Amazing Grace lie within the story, which is noble and tries very hard to be deep and moving but never elevates above the level of a made-for-TV movie. Rated PG.

Ghost Rider **1/2

(Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda) Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze (Cage) sells his soul to the Devil (Fonda) and, per the Devil’s bidding, now must fight the angry spirit Blackheart (Wes Bentley). Faustian allusions (in which deals are made with the Devil in return for one’s soul) often make for fun cinema, and true to form the movie is an entertaining but generally unremarkable visual effects extravaganza. Based on the Marvel comic. Rated PG-13.

Added 3.8.07

The Ultimate Gift **1/2

(Drew Fuller, James Garner, Abigail Breslin) After the death of his grandfather (Garner), the 20-something Jason Stevens (Fuller) must complete a variety of tasks to earn his inheritance. The premise alone makes the movie worth watching, but you know things have gone too far when the hero is imprisoned by drug lords in the middle of the South American jungle. As for the Oscar-nominated Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), she struggles with a precocious character who’s stricken with leukemia but surprises people with her bold personality. Rated PG.

Zodiac **

(Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo) Based on the true story of the infamous “Zodiac” killer who terrorized northern California for more than 20 years starting in the late ’60s, the film follows San Francisco Chronicle employees (Gyllenhaal and Downey Jr.) and police officers (Ruffalo and many others) as they search for the murderer. It starts off well, but evolves into a long, tedious bore that becomes consumed with minute details such as who drew a movie poster and accurate handwriting analysis. Rated R.

Black Snake Moan ***

(Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake) From the writer/director of Hustle and Flow comes the story of a symbiotic bond between a sexually abused, nymphomaniac teenager (Ricci) and the drinking and swearing religious man (Jackson) who tries to help her. Ricci (who wears nothing but a skimpy T-shirt and underwear during the first half of the movie) gives the best performance of her young career and Jackson is touching and effective as the patriarchal caregiver. Rated R.

The Lives of Others ***1/2

(Ulrich Muhe, Sebastian Koch, Martina Gedeck) Shortly before the fall of the Berlin Wall, an agent (Muhe) for the East German Stasi (secret police) spies on a writer (Koch) and his girlfriend (Gedeck) who are believed to be anti-Socialist. This Oscar-winner for Best Foreign Language Film is a stark and unforgiving tale of political oppression and the human beings who made drastic decisions in an effort to fight the system. It’s extremely powerful, wonderfully acted and very worthy of its Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. Rated R.

Wild Hogs ***

(John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy) Four men (Travolta, Allen, Lawrence and Macy), each facing a mid-life crisis, hit the open road on their motorcycles and find trouble along the way. This is a genuinely delightful comedy with the four actors playing off of one another remarkably well, which gives the movie enough charm to make it a real winner. Rated PG-13.

Reno 911!: Miami **

(Ben Garant, Mary Birdsong, Cedric Yarbrough) The cast of the Comedy Central show hits the big screen in a movie that feels like one long episode of the popular series. Fans of the program will get their money’s worth, but if you’ve never seen the half-hour sketch comedy show this isn’t going to inspire you to check it out. Still, there are some genuinely funny scenes and a few cameos to keep things interesting. Rated R.

The Number 23 *1/2

(Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen) The Number 23 tries desperately to be a murder mystery and psychological thriller, and fails painfully at both. Instead, it’s a dreadfully inane mess of a movie that tries to find emotional depth and entertainment in one man’s paranoia. He believes the number 23 is ruining his life. It is. And not once are we given a reason to care. Walter’s (Carrey) obsession starts after he’s late for a date with his wife, Agatha (Madsen). He finds her in a bookstore while she peruses a book called “The Number 23,” and soon he’s reading it and finding connections between the book’s main character, Fingerling, and himself. He then begins to imagine himself as Fingerling and allows the book’s obsession with the number 23 to take over his life. There’s some humor here, but it’s obvious that another actor would’ve been a better choice for the role. Rated R.

The Astronaut Farmer **1/2

(Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Willis) A former NASA astronaut named Charles Farmer (Thornton) builds a rocket in his back yard with the intention of launching himself into space. Government officials and locals think he’s crazy, but he has the support of his wife (Madsen) and family, which to him is all that matters. The film is subversive but not as unusual as other efforts from the Polish Brothers (Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork), making it a family-friendly nice time with sweetness to spare. That said, there’s not much here beyond the fluff. Rated PG.

Amazing Grace **1/2

(Ioan Gruffud, Albert Finney, Michael Gambon) In late 18th century England, slavery abolitionist William Wilberforce (Gruffud) tries to convince his colleagues in Parliament that slavery is inhumane and must be stopped. The origins of the song Amazing Grace lie within the story, which is noble and tries very hard to be deep and moving but never elevates above the level of a made-for-TV movie. Rated PG.

Ghost Rider **1/2

(Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda) Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze (Cage) sells his soul to the Devil (Fonda) and, per the Devil’s bidding, now must fight the angry spirit Blackheart (Wes Bentley). Faustian allusions (in which deals are made with the Devil in return for one’s soul) often make for fun cinema, and true to form the movie is an entertaining but generally unremarkable visual effects extravaganza. Based on the Marvel comic. Rated PG-13.

Breach **1/2

(Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney) Based on the biggest security breach in the history of the United States, prospective agent Eric O’Neill (Phillippe) is assigned to assist senior agent Robert Hanssen, who’s suspected of being a Russian spy. It’s an interesting story that often falls flat because: 1) we’re told how it will end in the opening moments, making everything after that anti-climactic, and 2) neither Cooper nor Phillippe has enough screen presence to make the film resonate. Cooper is especially great as a supporting actor (Adaptation, American Beauty) but has yet to prove he can carry a movie. Rated PG-13.

Factory Girl **

(Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen) The teenage Edie Sedgwick (Miller) moves to New York City in the mid-’60s and becomes enamored with the bohemian lifestyle in Andy Warhol’s (Pearce) “factory.” She also falls for a folk singer named Billy Quinn (Christensen), a.k.a. Bob Dylan before his name was changed in the movie for legal purposes. Poor Sienna Miller: This was supposed to be her breakout role, and she pours her heart and soul into Edie, almost convincing us to feel sorry for her despite the fact that she had no will power and brought everything upon herself. Because everything revolves around her, the movie falters as well. Rated R.

Music and Lyrics **

(Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garrett) An ’80s pop star (Grant) is recruited by a Christina-esque sensation to write a new song, but writer’s block and an inability to write lyrics impede his progress. Enter Sophie Fisher (Barrymore), the girl who waters his plants with a gift for rhyme. Everything from the dialogue to Grant’s singing is flat and uninspired, leaving a movie that gives you very little reason to watch. And you would expect two of the best romantic leads in the last 20 years to have a bit more chemistry, but Grant and Barrymore make the ill-advised early ’80s pairing of Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly (remember Xanadu, anyone?) look Oscar-worthy. Rated PG-13.

Hannibal Rising ***

(Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans) Young Hannibal Lecter (Ulliel) vows revenge on those who killed and ate his sister during World War II in this tense, fulfilling drama. Newcomer Ulliel ably steps into the big shoes of Anthony Hopkins in the title role, and succeeds in conveying Lecter’s viciousness and humanity. Rated R.

Breaking and Entering **

(Jude Law, Juliette Binoche, Robin Wright Penn) A landscape architect (Law) has an affair with the mother (Binoche) of the boy (Rafi Gavron) who burglarized his office in the seedy Kings Cross area of London. Writer/director Anthony Minghella (The English Patient) has a lot going on here, which makes it odd when it feels like so little is happening. Law and Binoche do what they can to spruce things up, but the movie ultimately has no urgency or intrigue. Rated R.

Norbit **1/2

(Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr.) Orphaned, nerdy Norbit (Murphy) is unhappily married to the rotund Rasputia (Murphy in a fat suit) when his childhood sweetheart (Newton) returns to town. If you want to see Murphy play multiple characters with great success, rent The Nutty Professor. If you’re interested in seeing him try something new that’s decent but not as funny, give this a shot. Rated PG-13.

Because I Said So **

(Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham) An overbearing mother (Keaton) is so desperate to marry off her youngest daughter (Moore) that she signs up for an online dating service so she can screen potential suitors. Aside from being a standard and formulaic romantic comedy, it’s just not funny. Keaton does as much with the material as possible, but it’s the Moore who’s the movie’s lone acting highlight. Rated PG-13.


Added 3.1.07

Black Snake Moan ***

(Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake) From the writer/director of Hustle and Flow comes the story of a symbiotic bond between a sexually abused, nymphomaniac teenager (Ricci) and the drinking and swearing religious man (Jackson) who tries to help her. Ricci (who wears nothing but a skimpy T-shirt and underwear during the first half of the movie) gives the best performance of her young career and Jackson is touching and effective as the patriarchal caregiver. Rated R.

The Lives of Others ***1/2

(Ulrich Muhe, Sebastian Koch, Martina Gedeck) Shortly before the fall of the Berlin Wall, an agent (Muhe) for the East German Stasi (secret police) spies on a writer (Koch) and his girlfriend (Gedeck) who are believed to be anti-Socialist. This Oscar-winner for Best Foreign Language Film is a stark and unforgiving tale of political oppression and the human beings who made drastic decisions in an effort to fight the system. It’s extremely powerful, wonderfully acted and very worthy of its Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. Rated R.

Wild Hogs ***

(John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy) Four men (Travolta, Allen, Lawrence and Macy), each facing a mid-life crisis, hit the open road on their motorcycles and find trouble along the way. This is a genuinely delightful comedy with the four actors playing off of one another remarkably well, which gives the movie enough charm to make it a real winner. Rated PG-13.

Reno 911!: Miami **

(Ben Garant, Mary Birdsong, Cedric Yarbrough) The cast of the Comedy Central show hits the big screen in a movie that feels like one long episode of the popular series. Fans of the program will get their money’s worth, but if you’ve never seen the half-hour sketch comedy show this isn’t going to inspire you to check it out. Still, there are some genuinely funny scenes and a few cameos to keep things interesting. Rated R.

The Number 23 *1/2

(Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen) The Number 23 tries desperately to be a murder mystery and psychological thriller, and fails painfully at both. Instead, it’s a dreadfully inane mess of a movie that tries to find emotional depth and entertainment in one man’s paranoia. He believes the number 23 is ruining his life. It is. And not once are we given a reason to care. Walter’s (Carrey) obsession starts after he’s late for a date with his wife, Agatha (Madsen). He finds her in a bookstore while she peruses a book called “The Number 23,” and soon he’s reading it and finding connections between the book’s main character, Fingerling, and himself. He then begins to imagine himself as Fingerling and allows the book’s obsession with the number 23 to take over his life. There’s some humor here, but it’s obvious that another actor would’ve been a better choice for the role. Rated R.

The Astronaut Farmer **1/2

(Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Willis) A former NASA astronaut named Charles Farmer (Thornton) builds a rocket in his back yard with the intention of launching himself into space. Government officials and locals think he’s crazy, but he has the support of his wife (Madsen) and family, which to him is all that matters. The film is subversive but not as unusual as other efforts from the Polish Brothers (Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork), making it a family-friendly nice time with sweetness to spare. That said, there’s not much here beyond the fluff. Rated PG.

Amazing Grace **1/2

(Ioan Gruffud, Albert Finney, Michael Gambon) In late 18th century England, slavery abolitionist William Wilberforce (Gruffud) tries to convince his colleagues in Parliament that slavery is inhumane and must be stopped. The origins of the song Amazing Grace lie within the story, which is noble and tries very hard to be deep and moving but never elevates above the level of a made-for-TV movie. Rated PG.

Ghost Rider **1/2

(Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda) Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze (Cage) sells his soul to the Devil (Fonda) and, per the Devil’s bidding, now must fight the angry spirit Blackheart (Wes Bentley). Faustian allusions (in which deals are made with the Devil in return for one’s soul) often make for fun cinema, and true to form the movie is an entertaining but generally unremarkable visual effects extravaganza. Based on the Marvel comic. Rated PG-13.

Breach **1/2

(Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney) Based on the biggest security breach in the history of the United States, prospective agent Eric O’Neill (Phillippe) is assigned to assist senior agent Robert Hanssen, who’s suspected of being a Russian spy. It’s an interesting story that often falls flat because: 1) we’re told how it will end in the opening moments, making everything after that anti-climactic, and 2) neither Cooper nor Phillippe has enough screen presence to make the film resonate. Cooper is especially great as a supporting actor (Adaptation, American Beauty) but has yet to prove he can carry a movie. Rated PG-13.

Factory Girl **

(Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen) The teenage Edie Sedgwick (Miller) moves to New York City in the mid-’60s and becomes enamored with the bohemian lifestyle in Andy Warhol’s (Pearce) “factory.” She also falls for a folk singer named Billy Quinn (Christensen), a.k.a. Bob Dylan before his name was changed in the movie for legal purposes. Poor Sienna Miller: This was supposed to be her breakout role, and she pours her heart and soul into Edie, almost convincing us to feel sorry for her despite the fact that she had no will power and brought everything upon herself. Because everything revolves around her, the movie falters as well. Rated R.

Music and Lyrics **

(Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garrett) An ’80s pop star (Grant) is recruited by a Christina-esque sensation to write a new song, but writer’s block and an inability to write lyrics impede his progress. Enter Sophie Fisher (Barrymore), the girl who waters his plants with a gift for rhyme. Everything from the dialogue to Grant’s singing is flat and uninspired, leaving a movie that gives you very little reason to watch. And you would expect two of the best romantic leads in the last 20 years to have a bit more chemistry, but Grant and Barrymore make the ill-advised early ’80s pairing of Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly (remember Xanadu, anyone?) look Oscar-worthy. Rated PG-13.

Hannibal Rising ***

(Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans) Young Hannibal Lecter (Ulliel) vows revenge on those who killed and ate his sister during World War II in this tense, fulfilling drama. Newcomer Ulliel ably steps into the big shoes of Anthony Hopkins in the title role, and succeeds in conveying Lecter’s viciousness and humanity. Rated R.

Breaking and Entering **

(Jude Law, Juliette Binoche, Robin Wright Penn) A landscape architect (Law) has an affair with the mother (Binoche) of the boy (Rafi Gavron) who burglarized his office in the seedy Kings Cross area of London. Writer/director Anthony Minghella (The English Patient) has a lot going on here, which makes it odd when it feels like so little is happening. Law and Binoche do what they can to spruce things up, but the movie ultimately has no urgency or intrigue. Rated R.

Norbit **1/2

(Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr.) Orphaned, nerdy Norbit (Murphy) is unhappily married to the rotund Rasputia (Murphy in a fat suit) when his childhood sweetheart (Newton) returns to town. If you want to see Murphy play multiple characters with great success, rent The Nutty Professor. If you’re interested in seeing him try something new that’s decent but not as funny, give this a shot. Rated PG-13.

Because I Said So **

(Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham) An overbearing mother (Keaton) is so desperate to marry off her youngest daughter (Moore) that she signs up for an online dating service so she can screen potential suitors. Aside from being a standard and formulaic romantic comedy, it’s just not funny. Keaton does as much with the material as possible, but it’s the Moore who’s the movie’s lone acting highlight. Rated PG-13.


Added 2.22.07

The Number 23 *1/2

(Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen) The Number 23 tries desperately to be a murder mystery and psychological thriller, and fails painfully at both. Instead, it’s a dreadfully inane mess of a movie that tries to find emotional depth and entertainment in one man’s paranoia. He believes the number 23 is ruining his life. It is. And not once are we given a reason to care. Walter’s (Carrey) obsession starts after he’s late for a date with his wife, Agatha (Madsen). He finds her in a bookstore while she peruses a book called “The Number 23,” and soon he’s reading it and finding connections between the book’s main character, Fingerling, and himself. He then begins to imagine himself as Fingerling and allows the book’s obsession with the number 23 to take over his life. There’s some humor here, but it’s obvious that another actor would’ve been a better choice for the role. Rated R.

The Astronaut Farmer **1/2

(Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen, Bruce Willis) A former NASA astronaut named Charles Farmer (Thornton) builds a rocket in his back yard with the intention of launching himself into space. Government officials and locals think he’s crazy, but he has the support of his wife (Madsen) and family, which to him is all that matters. The film is subversive but not as unusual as other efforts from the Polish Brothers (Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork), making it a family-friendly nice time with sweetness to spare. That said, there’s not much here beyond the fluff. Rated PG.

Amazing Grace **1/2

(Ioan Gruffud, Albert Finney, Michael Gambon) In late 18th century England, slavery abolitionist William Wilberforce (Gruffud) tries to convince his colleagues in Parliament that slavery is inhumane and must be stopped. The origins of the song Amazing Grace lie within the story, which is noble and tries very hard to be deep and moving but never elevates above the level of a made-for-TV movie. Rated PG.

Ghost Rider **1/2

(Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda) Stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze (Cage) sells his soul to the Devil (Fonda) and, per the Devil’s bidding, now must fight the angry spirit Blackheart (Wes Bentley). Faustian allusions (in which deals are made with the Devil in return for one’s soul) often make for fun cinema, and true to form the movie is an entertaining but generally unremarkable visual effects extravaganza. Based on the Marvel comic. Rated PG-13.

Breach **1/2

(Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney) Based on the biggest security breach in the history of the United States, prospective agent Eric O’Neill (Phillippe) is assigned to assist senior agent Robert Hanssen, who’s suspected of being a Russian spy. It’s an interesting story that often falls flat because: 1) we’re told how it will end in the opening moments, making everything after that anti-climactic, and 2) neither Cooper nor Phillippe has enough screen presence to make the film resonate. Cooper is especially great as a supporting actor (Adaptation, American Beauty) but has yet to prove he can carry a movie. Rated PG-13.

Factory Girl **

(Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen) The teenage Edie Sedgwick (Miller) moves to New York City in the mid-’60s and becomes enamored with the bohemian lifestyle in Andy Warhol’s (Pearce) “factory.” She also falls for a folk singer named Billy Quinn (Christensen), a.k.a. Bob Dylan before his name was changed in the movie for legal purposes. Poor Sienna Miller: This was supposed to be her breakout role, and she pours her heart and soul into Edie, almost convincing us to feel sorry for her despite the fact that she had no will power and brought everything upon herself. Because everything revolves around her, the movie falters as well. Rated R.

Music and Lyrics **

(Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garrett) An ’80s pop star (Grant) is recruited by a Christina-esque sensation to write a new song, but writer’s block and an inability to write lyrics impede his progress. Enter Sophie Fisher (Barrymore), the girl who waters his plants with a gift for rhyme. Everything from the dialogue to Grant’s singing is flat and uninspired, leaving a movie that gives you very little reason to watch. And you would expect two of the best romantic leads in the last 20 years to have a bit more chemistry, but Grant and Barrymore make the ill-advised early ’80s pairing of Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly (remember Xanadu, anyone?) look Oscar-worthy. Rated PG-13.

Hannibal Rising ***

(Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans) Young Hannibal Lecter (Ulliel) vows revenge on those who killed and ate his sister during World War II in this tense, fulfilling drama. Newcomer Ulliel ably steps into the big shoes of Anthony Hopkins in the title role, and succeeds in conveying Lecter’s viciousness and humanity. Rated R.

Breaking and Entering **

(Jude Law, Juliette Binoche, Robin Wright Penn) A landscape architect (Law) has an affair with the mother (Binoche) of the boy (Rafi Gavron) who burglarized his office in the seedy Kings Cross area of London. Writer/director Anthony Minghella (The English Patient) has a lot going on here, which makes it odd when it feels like so little is happening. Law and Binoche do what they can to spruce things up, but the movie ultimately has no urgency or intrigue. Rated R.

Norbit **1/2

(Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr.) Orphaned, nerdy Norbit (Murphy) is unhappily married to the rotund Rasputia (Murphy in a fat suit) when his childhood sweetheart (Newton) returns to town. If you want to see Murphy play multiple characters with great success, rent The Nutty Professor. If you’re interested in seeing him try something new that’s decent but not as funny, give this a shot. Rated PG-13.

Because I Said So **

(Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham) An overbearing mother (Keaton) is so desperate to marry off her youngest daughter (Moore) that she signs up for an online dating service so she can screen potential suitors. Aside from being a standard and formulaic romantic comedy, it’s just not funny. Keaton does as much with the material as possible, but it’s the Moore who’s the movie’s lone acting highlight. Rated PG-13.

Smokin’ Aces **

(Andy Garcia, Ray Liotta, Jeremy Piven) F.B.I agents and bounty hunters try to stop a variety of mafia-hired hit men from killing Buddy “Aces” Israel (Piven), a mob snitch who could expose an entire crime family if he’s allowed to testify. It’s a cool, slick movie that’s hyper-violent and full of twists to keep you guessing. Still, the story doesn’t come together very well, and after a while it feels like violence for the sake gratuity rather than artistry. Rated R.

Miss Potter **

(Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor, Emily Watson) Renee Zellweger once again dons an English accent in the story of author Beatrix Potter, the creator of Peter Rabbit and other children’s characters. Director Chris Noonan’s (Babe) film focuses on Beatrix’s peak creative period in the early 1900s, which was also her most emotionally turbulent. Although the earnest charm of the story and Zellweger’s performance slowly win you over, the film lacks energy and is more boring than inspirational. Rated PG.

Catch and Release *

(Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Kevin Smith) After the death of her fiancé, Gray (Garner) moves in with his three best friends (Olyphant, Smith and Sam Jaeger) and learns sordid secrets about her former fiance’s past. Unbearably long and without any semblance of a plot, Garner whimpers her way through a movie that’s sure to appear on “Worst of 2007” lists eleven months from now. It’s a sad story when a noted writer/director like Smith is the lone acting highlight in a movie full of seasoned veterans. Rated PG-13.

Venus ***

(Peter O’Toole, Leslie Phillips, Jodie Whittaker) Maurice (O’Toole) and Ian (Phillips) are cantankerous old actors who believe Ian’s visiting grandniece, Jessie (Whittaker), will make their lives easier. Although she drives Ian crazy, Maurice develops an intense infatuation with the 20 year-old, and isn’t shy about showing it. The film is funny with very nice comic delivery from O’Toole and Phillips, but at times is dragged down by its melodrama. Rated R.

The Hitcher **

(Sean Bean, Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton) A young college couple (Bush and Knighton) on spring break pick up a hitchhiker (Bean) with murderous intentions. Here’s yet another movie in which the heroine has countless opportunities to kill the bad guy, but doesn’t because she’s, well, an idiot. This is a standard slasher pic that’s for those who enjoy blood squirting and violent, creative deaths. Rated R.

Letters From Iwo Jima ***1/2

(Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Ryo Kase) The Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II is told from the Japanese perspective in director Clint Eastwood’s companion film to Flags of our Fathers. The emotional grace and candid, informative flashbacks make Letters the superior film of the two, and also mark an incredible technical (the language is Japanese) triumph in Eastwood’s already illustrious career. Rated R.

Alpha Dog ***

(Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake, Bruce Willis) Based on the recent real-life tabloids of Jesse James Hollywood, Johnny Truelove (Hirsch) kidnaps his rival’s (Ben Foster) younger brother (Anton Yelchin) after he’s not paid for a drug deal. When the ransom still isn’t paid and the kidnappers realize they could be facing life in prison, the situation only gets worse. This is an engrossing movie about stupid decisions and the dangers of loyalty when the bond of friendship crosses unthinkable boundaries. In his screen debut, pop star Timberlake gives a solid performance as one of Johnny’s trusted friends. Rated R.

Pan’s Labyrinth ***

(Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez, Maribel Verdu) A young girl (Baquero) uses her imagination to escape the harsh reality of Franco-era Spain, circa 1944. There are two storylines at work here: one is a fantasy-filled, effects driven extravaganza and the other is a harsh and gritty war drama. The two don’t connect very often, which causes an imbalance from which the film never recovers. Rated R

Curse of the Golden Flower ***

(Chow Yun-Fat, Gong Li, Jay Chou) An empress (Li) and her son (Chou) in 10th Century China plot revenge on the emperor (Yun-Fat) after she learns he’s trying to kill her. The always lush visual poetry of director Zhang Yimou (Hero) is on full display once again, but this time the story is more of a drama than an all-out action picture. The emotional moments are nice, but the film doesn’t shine until the action sequences, which are startling. Rated R.

Thr3e **

(Marc Blucas, Justine Waddell, Laura Jordan) A serial killer with a link to Kevin’s (Blucas) past gives him nearly-impossible riddles to decipher in short amounts of time. If he can’t do it, he dies. This is a toned down (as is evident by the PG-13 rating) horror thriller in the vein of Saw, but not nearly as clever as it thinks it is. Still, the ending will take you by surprise and there are many worse horror movies out there. Rated PG-13.

Freedom Writers ***

(Hilary Swank, Imelda Staunton, Patrick Dempsey) A naïve young teacher (Swank) ventures into a racially divided high school and connects with her students by allowing them to vent their thoughts and frustrations in a diary. You may have liked this movie better when it was called Dangerous Minds, Stand and Deliver or any of the other incarnations this formula has utilized. Still, the movie (which is based on a true story) is well done and sufficiently moving. Rated PG-13.

Happily N’ever After **1/2

(Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddy Prize Jr., Sigourney Weaver) Fairy Tale Land is in upheaval after the wicked stepmother (Weaver) throws off the balance of fairy tales’ happy endings. Now Ella (Gellar), as in Cinderella, must stop her before an unhappy ending can occur. It’s clearly a children’s movie, but the reliance on the viewer to be well-versed in a variety of fairy tales will inevitably leave some kids (and parents) lost on what’s being spoofed. Otherwise, it’s good clean fun. Rated PG.

Code Name: The Cleaner **

(Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan) A janitor named Jake (Cedric) has short-term memory loss and believes he’s a government agent ready to unveil a top secret conspiracy. Liu and Sheridan look nice and it has some funny moments, but it’s also a frivolously strained comedy that goes nowhere. “Harmless idiocy” is the best way to describe it. Rated PG-13.

The Painted Veil ***

(Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber) Walter (Norton) and Kitty (Watts) are never in love, get married, she cheats, there’s a lot of hatred and spite, and then they fall in love for the first time. It may not be what you expect from a movie that takes place in 1920s China, but the story grows on you and Watts’ conflicted heroine is endearing. This is a moving, effective drama. Based on the W. Somerset Maugham novel. Rated PG-13.

Children of Men ***1/2

(Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine) In the year 2027, women are infertile and a disgruntled former activist (Owen) has given up hope for the future of mankind. Things change, however, when his former lover Julian (Moore) asks him to transport the miraculously pregnant Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) through a war zone to safety. Owen’s captivating performance drives the strong narrative along, and director Alfonso Cuaron’s (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) gloomy visual style perfectly accentuates the story of a dystopian future in desperate need of a glimmer of hope. Rated R.

Notes on a Scandal ***1/2

(Dame Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Billy Nighy) Pottery teacher Sheba (Blanchett) is blackmailed into an overbearing friendship with colleague Barbara (Dench) after Barbara learns she is having an affair with a 15 year-old student (Andrew Simpson). Dench is fiendishly awesome as the cunning and manipulative schoolmarm who offers comfort with very thick strings attached. And in what must be the most discomfiting role of her career, Blanchett handles Sheba with an uneasy quiet and ethereal beauty — we have sympathy for her even though we know what she’s doing is wrong. Rated R.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer ***

(Ben Whishaw, Simon Chandler, Dustin Hoffman) In 18th century Paris, a man (Whishaw) with an enhanced sense of smell tries to create the perfect perfume by killing women and capturing their scent. Imminently appealing with visual panache to spare, Patrick Suskind’s controversial novel has been given a spirited interpretation by director Tom Tykwer (Run, Lola, Run). But at 147 minutes it’s also a bit overwhelming, including the grand conclusion, which features an orgy that would put the porn industry to shame. Rated R.

Dreamgirls ****

(Jamie Foxx, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson) Loosely based on the career of the Supremes, three girls (Knowles, Hudson and Tony winner Anika Noni Rose) from Detroit dream of a singing career and get their wish when they’re signed by manager Curtis Taylor Jr. (Foxx). Great songs, great acting and a wonderfully constructed story by writer/director Bill Condon make this the best musical since Chicago, and one of the best movies this year. Amid a cast with stars named Foxx, Eddie Murphy and Knowles, American Idol outcast Hudson steals the movie and America’s heart once again. This film will win many, many Oscars. Rated PG-13.

Night at the Museum **1/2

(Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams) The new night watchman (Stiller) at the Museum of Natural History gets quite a surprise his first day on the job: the wax figures of Teddy Roosevelt (Williams), westerns tough guys (led by Wilson), various animals and more come to life thanks to an ancient Egyptian spell. It’s good, clean fun for kids, but parents will likely grow bored with the silly story. The best bet is to have the grandparents take them — screen legends Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney are the lone highlights for adults. Rated PG.

The Good Shepherd **1/2

(Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, Angelina Jolie) The history of the CIA is traced through the career of Edward Wilson (Damon), who was there when it was founded until the ill-fated Bay of Pigs invasion in 1961. The grand intentions are admirable, but director Robert De Niro (behind the camera for the first time since A Bronx Tale in 1993) never quite gets his arms around the sheer scope of Eric Roth’s script, which had been in development for at least ten years. A flat performance by Damon also doesn’t help, although he’s picked up by a solid ensemble cast. Rated R.

The Good German **

(George Clooney, Tobey Maguire, Cate Blanchett) American journalist Jake Geismer (Clooney) tries to get former lover Lena Brandt (Blanchett) out of post World War II Berlin. Director Steven Soderbergh (Traffic) deserves credit for trying to make a traditional WWII movie with only the technology available in the 1940s, but unwelcome modernisms such as violence and vulgarity never allow the experiment to work. A convoluted script by Paul Attanasio (working from Joseph Kanon’s novel) seals the fate of this thoroughly mediocre project. Rated R.

Volver **

(Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Duenas) Raimunda (Cruz) and her sister Sole (Duenas) believe the spirit of their dead mother (Maura) lives on, especially after the death of their Aunt Paula (Chus Lampreave). There are many layers to writer/director Pedro Almodovar’s (Talk to Her, Bad Education) latest, but the story never finds the energy or coherence to match the devious cleverness to which it aspires. It’s as though someone has taken over the mind of Almodovar and put forth this lackluster, desperately uneventful film that’s redeemed only by Cruz’s enchanting performance. Rated R.

The Pursuit of Happyness ***

(Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Thandie Newton) Chris Gardner (Smith) struggles to provide for his son (Jaden Smith) after his wife (Newton) abandons them. The elder Smith suppresses all his natural charm and gives one of the best performances of his career, while his real-life son Jaden is adorably effective. The movie, however, is slightly maudlin but succeeds in its tear-jerking aspirations. Rated PG-13.

Blood Diamond ***

(Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly) The greed of the unscrupulous diamond trade in Africa is exposed as a smuggler (DiCaprio), local fisherman (Hounsou) and journalist (Connelly) trek deep into dangerous rebel territory to find a priceless diamond. It’s a bloated epic that mixes action and pathos reasonably well, and in doing so keeps you off-guard and interested. Connelly may be underused, but DiCaprio once again displays his incredible range by ably sporting a South African accent, and Hounsou finds passion and poignancy in a role that could’ve easily been one-dimensional. Rated R.

Casino Royale **1/2

(Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench) On James Bond’s (Craig) first mission, he must stop a banker named Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) from winning a poker tournament that would allow him to continue to finance terrorism all over the world. Craig has re-invented Bond with less charisma and more grittiness, making him more human (and effective) than his predecessors. His success aside, the film is unreasonably long at 144 minutes, and becomes quite tiring to sit through. Rated PG-13.

The Queen ***

(Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell) Newly anointed Prime Minister Tony Blair (Sheen) helps HM Queen Elizabeth II (Mirren) and the royal family look past tradition and find the needs of its people after the death of Princess Diana in 1997. Magnificent performances by Mirren and Sheen powerfully bring the centuries-old royal customs into modern times, and director Stephen Frears paces the film to show that it was mostly stubborn tradition — and not necessarily the highly speculated dislike of Diana among the royal family — that led to the monarchy appearing so distant immediately following the unthinkable tragedy. Rated PG-13.


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Hannibal Rising ***

(Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans) Young Hannibal Lecter (Ulliel) vows revenge on those who killed and ate his sister during World War II in this tense, fulfilling drama. Newcomer Ulliel ably steps into the big shoes of Anthony Hopkins in the title role, and succeeds in conveying Lecter’s viciousness and humanity. Rated R.

Breaking and Entering **

(Jude Law, Juliette Binoche, Robin Wright Penn) A landscape architect (Law) has an affair with the mother (Binoche) of the boy (Rafi Gavron) who burglarized his office in the seedy Kings Cross area of London. Writer/director Anthony Minghella (The English Patient) has a lot going on here, which makes it odd when it feels like so little is happening. Law and Binoche do what they can to spruce things up, but the movie ultimately has no urgency or intrigue. Rated R.

Norbit **1/2

(Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr.) Orphaned, nerdy Norbit (Murphy) is unhappily married to the rotund Rasputia (Murphy in a fat suit) when his childhood sweetheart (Newton) returns to town. If you want to see Murphy play multiple characters with great success, rent The Nutty Professor. If you’re interested in seeing him try something new that’s decent but not as funny, give this a shot. Rated PG-13.

Because I Said So **

(Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham) An overbearing mother (Keaton) is so desperate to marry off her youngest daughter (Moore) that she signs up for an online dating service so she can screen potential suitors. Aside from being a standard and formulaic romantic comedy, it’s just not funny. Keaton does as much with the material as possible, but it’s the Moore who’s the movie’s lone acting highlight. Rated PG-13.

Smokin’ Aces **

(Andy Garcia, Ray Liotta, Jeremy Piven) F.B.I agents and bounty hunters try to stop a variety of mafia-hired hit men from killing Buddy “Aces” Israel (Piven), a mob snitch who could expose an entire crime family if he’s allowed to testify. It’s a cool, slick movie that’s hyper-violent and full of twists to keep you guessing. Still, the story doesn’t come together very well, and after a while it feels like violence for the sake gratuity rather than artistry. Rated R.

Miss Potter **

(Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor, Emily Watson) Renee Zellweger once again dons an English accent in the story of author Beatrix Potter, the creator of Peter Rabbit and other children’s characters. Director Chris Noonan’s (Babe) film focuses on Beatrix’s peak creative period in the early 1900s, which was also her most emotionally turbulent. Although the earnest charm of the story and Zellweger’s performance slowly win you over, the film lacks energy and is more boring than inspirational. Rated PG.

Catch and Release *

(Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Kevin Smith) After the death of her fiancé, Gray (Garner) moves in with his three best friends (Olyphant, Smith and Sam Jaeger) and learns sordid secrets about her former fiance’s past. Unbearably long and without any semblance of a plot, Garner whimpers her way through a movie that’s sure to appear on “Worst of 2007” lists eleven months from now. It’s a sad story when a noted writer/director like Smith is the lone acting highlight in a movie full of seasoned veterans. Rated PG-13.

Venus ***

(Peter O’Toole, Leslie Phillips, Jodie Whittaker) Maurice (O’Toole) and Ian (Phillips) are cantankerous old actors who believe Ian’s visiting grandniece, Jessie (Whittaker), will make their lives easier. Although she drives Ian crazy, Maurice develops an intense infatuation with the 20 year-old, and isn’t shy about showing it. The film is funny with very nice comic delivery from O’Toole and Phillips, but at times is dragged down by its melodrama. Rated R.

The Hitcher **

(Sean Bean, Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton) A young college couple (Bush and Knighton) on spring break pick up a hitchhiker (Bean) with murderous intentions. Here’s yet another movie in which the heroine has countless opportunities to kill the bad guy, but doesn’t because she’s, well, an idiot. This is a standard slasher pic that’s for those who enjoy blood squirting and violent, creative deaths. Rated R.

Letters From Iwo Jima ***1/2

(Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Ryo Kase) The Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II is told from the Japanese perspective in director Clint Eastwood’s companion film to Flags of our Fathers. The emotional grace and candid, informative flashbacks make Letters the superior film of the two, and also mark an incredible technical (the language is Japanese) triumph in Eastwood’s already illustrious career. Rated R.

Alpha Dog ***

(Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake, Bruce Willis) Based on the recent real-life tabloids of Jesse James Hollywood, Johnny Truelove (Hirsch) kidnaps his rival’s (Ben Foster) younger brother (Anton Yelchin) after he’s not paid for a drug deal. When the ransom still isn’t paid and the kidnappers realize they could be facing life in prison, the situation only gets worse. This is an engrossing movie about stupid decisions and the dangers of loyalty when the bond of friendship crosses unthinkable boundaries. In his screen debut, pop star Timberlake gives a solid performance as one of Johnny’s trusted friends. Rated R.

Pan’s Labyrinth ***

(Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez, Maribel Verdu) A young girl (Baquero) uses her imagination to escape the harsh reality of Franco-era Spain, circa 1944. There are two storylines at work here: one is a fantasy-filled, effects driven extravaganza and the other is a harsh and gritty war drama. The two don’t connect very often, which causes an imbalance from which the film never recovers. Rated R.

Curse of the Golden Flower ***

(Chow Yun-Fat, Gong Li, Jay Chou) An empress (Li) and her son (Chou) in 10th Century China plot revenge on the emperor (Yun-Fat) after she learns he’s trying to kill her. The always lush visual poetry of director Zhang Yimou (“Hero”) is on full display once again, but this time the story is more of a drama than an all-out action picture. The emotional moments are nice, but the film doesn’t shine until the action sequences, which are startling. Rated R.

Thr3e **

(Marc Blucas, Justine Waddell, Laura Jordan) A serial killer with a link to Kevin’s (Blucas) past gives him nearly-impossible riddles to decipher in short amounts of time. If he can’t do it, he dies. This is a toned down (as is evident by the PG-13 rating) horror thriller in the vein of Saw, but not nearly as clever as it thinks it is. Still, the ending will take you by surprise and there are many worse horror movies out there. Rated PG-13.

Freedom Writers ***

(Hilary Swank, Imelda Staunton, Patrick Dempsey) A naïve young teacher (Swank) ventures into a racially divided high school and connects with her students by allowing them to vent their thoughts and frustrations in a diary. You may have liked this movie better when it was called Dangerous Minds, Stand and Deliver or any of the other incarnations this formula has utilized. Still, the movie (which is based on a true story) is well done and sufficiently moving. Rated PG-13.

Happily N’ever After **1/2

(Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddy Prize Jr., Sigourney Weaver) Fairy Tale Land is in upheaval after the wicked stepmother (Weaver) throws off the balance of fairy tales’ happy endings. Now Ella (Gellar), as in Cinderella, must stop her before an unhappy ending can occur. It’s clearly a children’s movie, but the reliance on the viewer to be well-versed in a variety of fairy tales will inevitably leave some kids (and parents) lost on what’s being spoofed. Otherwise, it’s good clean fun. Rated PG.

Code Name: The Cleaner **

(Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan) A janitor named Jake (Cedric) has short-term memory loss and believes he’s a government agent ready to unveil a top secret conspiracy. Liu and Sheridan look nice and it has some funny moments, but it’s also a frivolously strained comedy that goes nowhere. “Harmless idiocy” is the best way to describe it. Rated PG-13.

The Painted Veil ***

(Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber) Walter (Norton) and Kitty (Watts) are never in love, get married, she cheats, there’s a lot of hatred and spite, and then they fall in love for the first time. It may not be what you expect from a movie that takes place in 1920s China, but the story grows on you and Watts’ conflicted heroine is endearing. This is a moving, effective drama. Based on the W. Somerset Maugham novel. Rated PG-13.

Children of Men ***1/2

(Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine) In the year 2027, women are infertile and a disgruntled former activist (Owen) has given up hope for the future of mankind. Things change, however, when his former lover Julian (Moore) asks him to transport the miraculously pregnant Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) through a war zone to safety. Owen’s captivating performance drives the strong narrative along, and director Alfonso Cuaron’s (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) gloomy visual style perfectly accentuates the story of a dystopian future in desperate need of a glimmer of hope. Rated R.

Notes on a Scandal ***1/2

(Dame Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Billy Nighy) Pottery teacher Sheba (Blanchett) is blackmailed into an overbearing friendship with colleague Barbara (Dench) after Barbara learns she is having an affair with a 15 year-old student (Andrew Simpson). Dench is fiendishly awesome as the cunning and manipulative schoolmarm who offers comfort with very thick strings attached. And in what must be the most discomfiting role of her career, Blanchett handles Sheba with an uneasy quiet and ethereal beauty — we have sympathy for her even though we know what she’s doing is wrong. Rated R.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer ***

(Ben Whishaw, Simon Chandler, Dustin Hoffman) In 18th century Paris, a man (Whishaw) with an enhanced sense of smell tries to create the perfect perfume by killing women and capturing their scent. Imminently appealing with visual panache to spare, Patrick Suskind’s controversial novel has been given a spirited interpretation by director Tom Tykwer (Run, Lola, Run). But at 147 minutes it’s also a bit overwhelming, including the grand conclusion, which features an orgy that would put the porn industry to shame. Rated R.

Dreamgirls ****

(Jamie Foxx, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson) Loosely based on the career of the Supremes, three girls (Knowles, Hudson and Tony winner Anika Noni Rose) from Detroit dream of a singing career and get their wish when they’re signed by manager Curtis Taylor Jr. (Foxx). Great songs, great acting and a wonderfully constructed story by writer/director Bill Condon make this the best musical since Chicago, and one of the best movies this year. Amid a cast with stars named Foxx, Eddie Murphy and Knowles, American Idol outcast Hudson steals the movie and America’s heart once again. This film will win many, many Oscars. Rated PG-13.

Night at the Museum **1/2

(Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams) The new night watchman (Stiller) at the Museum of Natural History gets quite a surprise his first day on the job: the wax figures of Teddy Roosevelt (Williams), westerns tough guys (led by Wilson), various animals and more come to life thanks to an ancient Egyptian spell. It’s good, clean fun for kids, but parents will likely grow bored with the silly story. The best bet is to have the grandparents take them — screen legends Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney are the lone highlights for adults. Rated PG.

The Good Shepherd **1/2

(Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, Angelina Jolie) The history of the CIA is traced through the career of Edward Wilson (Damon), who was there when it was founded until the ill-fated Bay of Pigs invasion in 1961. The grand intentions are admirable, but director Robert De Niro (behind the camera for the first time since A Bronx Tale in 1993) never quite gets his arms around the sheer scope of Eric Roth’s script, which had been in development for at least ten years. A flat performance by Damon also doesn’t help, although he’s picked up by a solid ensemble cast. Rated R.

The Good German **

(George Clooney, Tobey Maguire, Cate Blanchett) American journalist Jake Geismer (Clooney) tries to get former lover Lena Brandt (Blanchett) out of post World War II Berlin. Director Steven Soderbergh (Traffic) deserves credit for trying to make a traditional WWII movie with only the technology available in the 1940s, but unwelcome modernisms such as violence and vulgarity never allow the experiment to work. A convoluted script by Paul Attanasio (working from Joseph Kanon’s novel) seals the fate of this thoroughly mediocre project. Rated R.

Volver **

(Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Duenas) Raimunda (Cruz) and her sister Sole (Duenas) believe the spirit of their dead mother (Maura) lives on, especially after the death of their Aunt Paula (Chus Lampreave). There are many layers to writer/director Pedro Almodovar’s (Talk to Her, Bad Education) latest, but the story never finds the energy or coherence to match the devious cleverness to which it aspires. It’s as though someone has taken over the mind of Almodovar and put forth this lackluster, desperately uneventful film that’s redeemed only by Cruz’s enchanting performance. Rated R.

The Pursuit of Happyness ***

(Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Thandie Newton) Chris Gardner (Smith) struggles to provide for his son (Jaden Smith) after his wife (Newton) abandons them. The elder Smith suppresses all his natural charm and gives one of the best performances of his career, while his real-life son Jaden is adorably effective. The movie, however, is slightly maudlin but succeeds in its tear-jerking aspirations. Rated PG-13.

Blood Diamond ***

(Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly) The greed of the unscrupulous diamond trade in Africa is exposed as a smuggler (DiCaprio), local fisherman (Hounsou) and journalist (Connelly) trek deep into dangerous rebel territory to find a priceless diamond. It’s a bloated epic that mixes action and pathos reasonably well, and in doing so keeps you off-guard and interested. Connelly may be underused, but DiCaprio once again displays his incredible range by ably sporting a South African accent, and Hounsou finds passion and poignancy in a role that could’ve easily been one-dimensional. Rated R.

Casino Royale **1/2

(Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench) On James Bond’s (Craig) first mission, he must stop a banker named Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) from winning a poker tournament that would allow him to continue to finance terrorism all over the world. Craig has re-invented Bond with less charisma and more grittiness, making him more human (and effective) than his predecessors. His success aside, the film is unreasonably long at 144 minutes, and becomes quite tiring to sit through. Rated PG-13.

The Queen ***

(Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell) Newly anointed Prime Minister Tony Blair (Sheen) helps HM Queen Elizabeth II (Mirren) and the royal family look past tradition and find the needs of its people after the death of Princess Diana in 1997. Magnificent performances by Mirren and Sheen powerfully bring the centuries-old royal customs into modern times, and director Stephen Frears paces the film to show that it was mostly stubborn tradition — and not necessarily the highly speculated dislike of Diana among the royal family — that led to the monarchy appearing so distant immediately following the unthinkable tragedy. Rated PG-13.

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Venus ***

(Peter O’Toole, Leslie Phillips, Jodie Whittaker) Maurice (O’Toole) and Ian (Phillips) are cantankerous old actors who believe Ian’s visiting niece, Jessie (Whittaker), will make their lives easier. Although she drives Ian crazy, Maurice becomes intensely infatuated with her and isn’t shy about showing it. The film is funny with very nice comic delivery from O’Toole and Phillips, but at times is dragged down by its melodrama. Rated R.

The Hitcher **

(Sean Bean, Sophia Bush, Zachary Knighton) A young college couple (Bush and Knighton) on spring break pick up a hitchhiker (Bean) with murderous intentions. Here’s yet another movie in which the heroine has countless opportunities to kill the bad guy, but doesn’t because she’s, well, an idiot. This is a standard slasher pic that’s for those who enjoy blood squirting and violent, creative deaths. Rated R.

Letters from Iwo Jima ***1/2

(Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Ryo Kase) The Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II is told from the Japanese perspective in director Clint Eastwood’s companion film to Flags of our Fathers. The emotional grace and candid, informative flashbacks make Letters the superior film, and also mark an incredible technical (the language is Japanese) triumph in Eastwood’s already illustrious career. Rated R. 

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Alpha Dog ***

(Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake, Bruce Willis) Based on the recent real-life tabloids of Jesse James Hollywood, Johnny Truelove (Hirsch) kidnaps his rival’s (Ben Foster) younger brother (Anton Yelchin) after he’s not paid for a drug deal. When the ransom still isn’t paid and the kidnappers realize they could be facing life in prison, the situation only gets even worse. This is an engrossing movie about stupid decisions and the dangers of loyalty when the bond of friendship crosses unthinkable boundaries. In his screen debut, pop star Timberlake gives a solid performance as one of Johnny’s trusted friends. Rated R.


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Pan’s Labyrinth ***

(Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez, Maribel Verdu) A young girl (Baquero) uses her imagination to escape the harsh reality of Franco-era Spain, circa 1944. There are two storylines at work here: One is a fantasy-filled, effects driven extravaganza and the other is a harsh and gritty war drama. The two don’t connect very often, which causes an imbalance from which the film never recovers. Rated R.

Curse of the Golden Flower ***

(Chow Yun-Fat, Gong Li, Jay Chou) An empress (Li) and her son (Chou) in 10th century China plot revenge on the emperor (Yun-Fat) after she learns he’s trying to kill her. The always lush visual poetry of director Zhang Yimou (Hero) is on full display once again, but this time the story is more of a drama than an all-out action picture. The emotional moments are nice, but the film doesn’t shine until the action sequences, which are startling. Rated R.

Thr3e **

(Marc Blucas, Justine Waddell, Laura Jordan) A serial killer with a link to Kevin’s (Blucas) past gives him nearly-impossible riddles to decipher in short amounts of time. If he can’t do it, he dies. This is a toned down (as is evident by the PG-13 rating) horror thriller in the vein of Saw, but not nearly as clever as it thinks it is. Still, the ending will take you by surprise and there are many worse horror movies out there. Rated PG-13.

Freedom Writers ***

(Hilary Swank, Imelda Staunton, Patrick Dempsey) A naïve young teacher (Swank) ventures into a racially divided high school and connects with her students by allowing them to vent their thoughts and frustrations in a diary. You may have liked this movie better when it was called Dangerous Minds, Stand and Deliver or any of the other incarnations this formula has utilized. Still, the movie (which is based on a true story) is well done and sufficiently moving. Rated PG-13.

Happily Never After **1/2

(Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddy Prize Jr., Sigourney Weaver) Fairy Tale Land is in upheaval after the wicked stepmother (Weaver) throws off the balance of fairy tales’ happy endings. Now Ella (Gellar), as in “Cinderella,” must stop her before an unhappy ending can occur. It’s clearly a children’s movie, but the reliance on the viewer to be well-versed in a variety of fairy tales will inevitably leave some kids (and parents) lost on what’s being spoofed. Otherwise, it’s good clean fun. Rated PG.

Code Name: The Cleaner **

(Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Nicollette Sheridan) A janitor named Jake (Cedric) has short-term memory loss and believes he’s a government agent ready to unveil a top secret conspiracy. Liu and Sheridan look nice and it has some funny moments, but it’s also a frivolously strained comedy that goes nowhere. “Harmless idiocy” is the best way to describe it. Rated PG-13.

The Painted Veil ***

(Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber) Walter (Norton) and Kitty (Watts) are never in love, get married, she cheats, there’s a lot of hatred and spite, and then they fall in love for the first time. It may not be what you expect from a movie that takes place in 1920s China, but the story grows on you and Watts’ conflicted heroine is endearing. This is a moving, effective drama. Based on the W. Somerset Maugham novel. Rated PG-13.

Children of Men ***1/2

(Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine) In the year 2027, women are infertile and a disgruntled former activist (Owen) has given up hope for the future of mankind. Things change, however, when his former lover Julian (Moore) asks him to transport the miraculously pregnant Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) through a war zone to safety. Owen’s captivating performance drives the strong narrative along, and director Alfonso Cuaron’s (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) gloomy visual style perfectly accentuates the story of a dystopian future in desperate need of a glimmer of hope. Rated R.

Notes on a Scandal ***1/2

(Dame Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Billy Nighy) Pottery teacher Sheba (Blanchett) is blackmailed into an overbearing friendship with colleague Barbara (Dench) after Barbara learns she is having an affair with a 15 year-old student (Andrew Simpson). Dench is fiendishly awesome as the cunning and manipulative schoolmarm who offers comfort with very thick strings attached. And in what must be the most discomfiting role of her career, Blanchett handles Sheba with an uneasy quiet and ethereal beauty — we have sympathy for her even though we know what she’s doing is wrong. Rated R.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer ***

(Ben Whishaw, Simon Chandler, Dustin Hoffman) In 18th century Paris, a man (Whishaw) with an enhanced sense of smell tries to create the perfect perfume by killing women and capturing their scent. Imminently appealing with visual panache to spare, Patrick Suskind’s controversial novel has been given a spirited interpretation by director Tom Tykwer (Run, Lola, Run). But at 147 minutes it’s also a bit overwhelming, including the grand conclusion, which features an orgy that would put the porn industry to shame. Rated R.

Dreamgirls ****

(Jamie Foxx, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson) Loosely based on the career of the Supremes, three girls (Knowles, Hudson and Tony winner Anika Noni Rose) from Detroit dream of a singing career and get their wish when they’re signed by manager Curtis Taylor Jr. (Foxx). Great songs, great acting and a wonderfully constructed story by writer/director Bill Condon make this the best musical since Chicago, and one of the best movies this year. Amid a cast with stars named Foxx, Eddie Murphy and Knowles, American Idol outcast Hudson steals the movie and America’s heart once again. This film will win many, many Oscars. Rated PG-13.

Night at the Museum **1/2

(Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams) The new night watchman (Stiller) at the Museum of Natural History gets quite a surprise his first day on the job: the wax figures of Teddy Roosevelt (Williams), westerns tough guys (led by Wilson), various animals and more come to life thanks to an ancient Egyptian spell. It’s good, clean fun for kids, but parents will likely grow bored with the silly story. The best bet is to have the grandparents take them — screen legends Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney are the lone highlights for adults. Rated PG.

The Good Shepherd **1/2

(Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, Angelina Jolie) The history of the CIA is traced through the career of Edward Wilson (Damon), who was there when it was founded until the ill-fated Bay of Pigs invasion in 1961. The grand intentions are admirable, but director Robert De Niro (behind the camera for the first time since A Bronx Tale in 1993) never quite gets his arms around the sheer scope of Eric Roth’s script, which had been in development for at least ten years. A flat performance by Damon also doesn’t help, although he’s picked up by a solid ensemble cast. Rated R.

The Good German **

(George Clooney, Tobey Maguire, Cate Blanchett) American journalist Jake Geismer (Clooney) tries to get former lover Lena Brandt (Blanchett) out of post-World War II Berlin. Director Steven Soderbergh (Traffic) deserves credit for trying to make a traditional WWII movie with only the technology available in the 1940s, but unwelcome modernisms such as violence and vulgarity never allow the experiment to work. A convoluted script by Paul Attanasio (working from Joseph Kanon’s novel) seals the fate of this thoroughly mediocre project. Rated R.

Volver **

(Penelope Cruz, Carmen Maura, Lola Dueñas) Raimunda (Cruz) and her sister Sole (Dueñas) believe the spirit of their dead mother (Maura) lives on, especially after the death of their Aunt Paula (Chus Lampreave). There are many layers to writer/director Pedro Almodovar’s (Talk to Her, Bad Education) latest, but the story never finds the energy or coherence to match the devious cleverness to which it aspires. It’s as though someone has taken over the mind of Almodovar and put forth this lackluster, desperately uneventful film that’s redeemed only by Cruz’s enchanting performance. Rated R.

The History Boys **

(Richard Griffiths, Stephen Campbell Moore, Clive Merrison) Director Nicholas Hytner (The Crucible) and playwright Alan Bennett adapt this Broadway and West End hit for the big screen, but they never get far enough away from theatrical histrionics for the story to play well on film. The plot follows students at a British boarding school as they prepare to take college entrance exams with the hope of going to either Oxford or Cambridge. Some individual moments work, but on the whole the movie is somewhat immoral and not quite bold enough to say or do anything of consequence. Rated R.

We Are Marshall ***

(Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox, Anthony Mackie) Coach Jack Lengyel (McConaughey) tries to rebuild the University of Marshall football team after a fatal plane crash in November 1970 kills almost all of its coaches and players. Sports movies often beat us over the head with the idea that “winning isn’t everything,” but through the watchful and humble eye of McConaughey’s Coach Lengyel, the Marshall football program brings life and joy back to a hesitant community that lost far too many of its favorite sons. It’s an effective, moving film that works even for those who despise sports movies. Rated PG.</